Denny's scares me.

[crimson5pheonix]

At 3:30 AM (CST) I went to Denny's because I was hungry. It is now 4:30 AM (CST) and I have returned from an enlightening trip. A trip that can be summed up in one word. Potachos. If you can't guess what they are, I envy you. For those who can see where that name goes, be glad you didn't have to see the accompanying picture of the potato chips covered in nacho cheese and I think chile.

Have you guys ever seen a casual diner dish that made less sense than this and if so name it. I'm a glutton for brain punishment.

Edit: messed up orders and poisonings don't count. This has to be meals that were designed wrong. If you found animal parts in your meal that aren't supposed to be there, I don't care. If the meal is supposed to be deep fried salad, I care.

 

[Jamanticus]

Erm....

I got food poisoning from Denny's once...Does that count for anything?

 

[xitel]

Oh... you're back. You know, it's funny, when you left I said I was going to sleep. And I still haven't yet. I think this website is going to kill me.

As for casual diner dish names... let me see... I think it would have to be the French Tries at my hometown's local greasy spoon. French Toast, frenched, and deep fried. They are disgusting. I actually saw someone eating them with ketchup, mustard, and maple syrup, and almost puked.

 

[rottenbutter]

Does finding a piece of a cow ear in my Wendy's burger count?

 

[Noamuth]

-snip-
As for casual diner dish names... let me see... I think it would have to be the French Tries at my hometown's local greasy spoon. French Toast, frenched, and deep fried. They are disgusting. I actually saw someone eating them with ketchup, mustard, and maple syrup, and almost puked.

..

Damn it. I needed that bit of faith in humanity.

The worst I can think of is either hot dogs in batter or the deep-fried Mars Bar.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Oh... you're back. You know, it's funny, when you left I said I was going to sleep. And I still haven't yet. I think this website is going to kill me.

As for casual diner dish names... let me see... I think it would have to be the French Tries at my hometown's local greasy spoon. French Toast, frenched, and deep fried. They are disgusting. I actually saw someone eating them with ketchup, mustard, and maple syrup, and almost puked.

eww....

 

[xitel]

-snip-
As for casual diner dish names... let me see... I think it would have to be the French Tries at my hometown's local greasy spoon. French Toast, frenched, and deep fried. They are disgusting. I actually saw someone eating them with ketchup, mustard, and maple syrup, and almost puked.

..

Damn it. I needed that bit of faith in humanity.

The worst I can think of is either hot dogs in batter or the deep-fried Mars Bar.

I will say that some things that don't make sense fried are awesome. Like deep-fat fried Bloomin' Onions. The most delicious thing at Outnack Steakhouse, easily. And have you ever tried a deep-fried Twinkie? They're horrible, yet delicious.

eww....

Yeah, there's a reason they call it a "greasy" spoon. We actually got an inch worth of grease in a cereal bowl off of two slices of pizza. And yet, it's still delicious. I'm probably going to die of a heart attack in my forties, but I just love unhealthy food.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

-snip-
As for casual diner dish names... let me see... I think it would have to be the French Tries at my hometown's local greasy spoon. French Toast, frenched, and deep fried. They are disgusting. I actually saw someone eating them with ketchup, mustard, and maple syrup, and almost puked.

..

Damn it. I needed that bit of faith in humanity.

The worst I can think of is either hot dogs in batter or the deep-fried Mars Bar.

I will say that some things that don't make sense fried are awesome. Like deep-fat fried Bloomin' Onions. The most delicious thing at Outnack Steakhouse, easily. And have you ever tried a deep-fried Twinkie? They're horrible, yet delicious.

Somewhere there's a heart specialist reading this thread and screaming at his monitor NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[waffletaco]

Has anyone heard of the Luther Burger? Wiki it and you'll find a treat fit for kings.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

never been there and no plans too

 

[xitel]

-snip-
As for casual diner dish names... let me see... I think it would have to be the French Tries at my hometown's local greasy spoon. French Toast, frenched, and deep fried. They are disgusting. I actually saw someone eating them with ketchup, mustard, and maple syrup, and almost puked.

..

Damn it. I needed that bit of faith in humanity.

The worst I can think of is either hot dogs in batter or the deep-fried Mars Bar.

I will say that some things that don't make sense fried are awesome. Like deep-fat fried Bloomin' Onions. The most delicious thing at Outnack Steakhouse, easily. And have you ever tried a deep-fried Twinkie? They're horrible, yet delicious.

Somewhere there's a heart specialist reading this thread and screaming at his monitor NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is there a heart specialist browsing a thread on the Escapist called Denny's scares me?

 

[crimson5pheonix]

-snip-
As for casual diner dish names... let me see... I think it would have to be the French Tries at my hometown's local greasy spoon. French Toast, frenched, and deep fried. They are disgusting. I actually saw someone eating them with ketchup, mustard, and maple syrup, and almost puked.

..

Damn it. I needed that bit of faith in humanity.

The worst I can think of is either hot dogs in batter or the deep-fried Mars Bar.

I will say that some things that don't make sense fried are awesome. Like deep-fat fried Bloomin' Onions. The most delicious thing at Outnack Steakhouse, easily. And have you ever tried a deep-fried Twinkie? They're horrible, yet delicious.

Somewhere there's a heart specialist reading this thread and screaming at his monitor NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is there a heart specialist browsing a thread on the Escapist called Denny's scares me?

Future clients?

 

[Amnestic]

-snip-
As for casual diner dish names... let me see... I think it would have to be the French Tries at my hometown's local greasy spoon. French Toast, frenched, and deep fried. They are disgusting. I actually saw someone eating them with ketchup, mustard, and maple syrup, and almost puked.

..

Damn it. I needed that bit of faith in humanity.

The worst I can think of is either hot dogs in batter or the deep-fried Mars Bar.

I will say that some things that don't make sense fried are awesome. Like deep-fat fried Bloomin' Onions. The most delicious thing at Outnack Steakhouse, easily. And have you ever tried a deep-fried Twinkie? They're horrible, yet delicious.

Somewhere there's a heart specialist reading this thread and screaming at his monitor NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is there a heart specialist browsing a thread on the Escapist called Denny's scares me?

Because someone suggested there is, thus, there has to be.

I think that's rule #23 of the Internet.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Over here Bk has released the outlaw. It is a whopper. with onion rings... inside it.

 

[Amnestic]

Over here Bk has released the outlaw. It is a whopper. with onion rings... inside it.

Man, I hate eating junk food. I do, it's horrible stuff that I shouldn't eat if I know what's good for me.

But damn does that sound tasty ;<

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Over here Bk has released the outlaw. It is a whopper. with onion rings... inside it.

Hooray for onion rings!

I should note here that I love onion to no end. I like to take a whole raw onion and eat it like an apple.

 

[742]

theyre called cardiologists, and i suppose it would be for the same reasons crazy insane cultists worship gods of madness. and its not 100% that there is one, but by now im sure someone has drawn one doing it naked. thanks for that. i really dont want to know how you show someone as a cardiologist in drawing.

mine arent from restraunts but...
macaroni and cheese, from a box. good, if a bit plain. then cooked in a solar cooker. what the fuck?
soybeans freshly out of the pod. covered in cheese and just a hit of ground beef. and a little TINY bit of salt (under the cheese of course)

 

[crimson5pheonix]

theyre called cardiologists, and i suppose it would be for the same reasons crazy insane cultists worship gods of madness.

It's 5:15 in the morning. You can bite me.

 

[xitel]

Over here Bk has released the outlaw. It is a whopper. with onion rings... inside it.

Hooray for onion rings!

I should note here that I love onion to no end. I like to take a whole raw onion and eat it like an apple.

Oh man, my Grandma did that once. It looked so tasty for a second or two, then I smelled it.
Also, about the Outlaw, I want that now. Seriously, I am salivating.

theyre called cardiologists, and i suppose it would be for the same reasons crazy insane cultists worship gods of madness.

It's 5:15 in the morning. You can bite me.

I suppose that would count as a nasty dish if you were in a diner.

 

[TSED]

The Denny's late night menu is AWESOME.


Any of you who disagree don't understand the awesomeness of getting four burgers and onion rings for $12. At 4 am.

And potachos? Easily one of the best things I've eaten IN MY LIFE.