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crimson5pheonix

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xitel said:
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smallharmlesskitten said:
Over here Bk has released the outlaw. It is a whopper. with onion rings... inside it.
Hooray for onion rings!

I should note here that I love onion to no end. I like to take a whole raw onion and eat it like an apple.
Oh man, my Grandma did that once. It looked so tasty for a second or two, then I smelled it.
Also, about the Outlaw, I want that now. Seriously, I am salivating.
What? Ate an onion? It is delicious! And extremely healthy!
 

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crimson5pheonix said:
xitel said:
Oh man, my Grandma did that once. It looked so tasty for a second or two, then I smelled it.
Also, about the Outlaw, I want that now. Seriously, I am salivating.
What? Ate an onion? It is delicious! And extremely healthy!
Oh, I know it's healthy, but I mean, she took a raw yellow onion and just started noshing on it. Ate the entire thing. I like onions, but not that much. Maybe with a little salt.
 

crimson5pheonix

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xitel said:
crimson5pheonix said:
xitel said:
Oh man, my Grandma did that once. It looked so tasty for a second or two, then I smelled it.
Also, about the Outlaw, I want that now. Seriously, I am salivating.
What? Ate an onion? It is delicious! And extremely healthy!
Oh, I know it's healthy, but I mean, she took a raw yellow onion and just started noshing on it. Ate the entire thing. I like onions, but not that much. Maybe with a little salt.
Oh, a yellow onion. that's the pansy kind. Real men like me eat raw red onions! The kind that make you cry sulfuric acid from across the room!
 

crimson5pheonix

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smallharmlesskitten said:
I am going to get one.... sunday. who wants a review?
I do. If only to satiate my hunger for knowledge and to appease my inner sadist.
 

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Evil_Valentine_Marshmallow said:
lol I'm a cook at a Denny's
I'm going to assume it was you that scared the crap out of crimson5 then.
smallharmlesskitten said:
I am going to get one.... sunday. who wants a review?
Part of me says yes, but the other part doesn't want to know what I'm missing.

crimson5pheonix said:
xitel said:
crimson5pheonix said:
xitel said:
Oh man, my Grandma did that once. It looked so tasty for a second or two, then I smelled it.
Also, about the Outlaw, I want that now. Seriously, I am salivating.
What? Ate an onion? It is delicious! And extremely healthy!
Oh, I know it's healthy, but I mean, she took a raw yellow onion and just started noshing on it. Ate the entire thing. I like onions, but not that much. Maybe with a little salt.
Oh, a yellow onion. that's the pansy kind. Real men like me eat raw red onions! The kind that make you cry sulfuric acid from across the room!
Are you saying that my grandma should be more manly? My grandma?
 

crimson5pheonix

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xitel said:
Evil_Valentine_Marshmallow said:
lol I'm a cook at a Denny's
I'm going to assume it was you that scared the crap out of crimson5 then.
smallharmlesskitten said:
I am going to get one.... sunday. who wants a review?
Part of me says yes, but the other part doesn't want to know what I'm missing.

crimson5pheonix said:
xitel said:
crimson5pheonix said:
xitel said:
Oh man, my Grandma did that once. It looked so tasty for a second or two, then I smelled it.
Also, about the Outlaw, I want that now. Seriously, I am salivating.
What? Ate an onion? It is delicious! And extremely healthy!
Oh, I know it's healthy, but I mean, she took a raw yellow onion and just started noshing on it. Ate the entire thing. I like onions, but not that much. Maybe with a little salt.
Oh, a yellow onion. that's the pansy kind. Real men like me eat raw red onions! The kind that make you cry sulfuric acid from across the room!
Are you saying that my grandma should be more manly? My grandma?
Yes. The "I'm a woman" excuse won't hold!
 

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My gran is over 75 years old. And no, she's not scottish, she's Irish-Geman American. And yes, she's eaten more manly meals than haggis. Wait, did I just say that my gramma was manly, or that she wasn't? That's it, I'm going to sleep. I'll talk to you folks tomorrow.
 

crimson5pheonix

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xitel said:
My gran is over 75 years old. And no, she's not scottish, she's Irish-Geman American. And yes, she's eaten more manly meals than haggis. Wait, did I just say that my gramma was manly, or that she wasn't? That's it, I'm going to sleep. I'll talk to you folks tomorrow.
Your manly granny!
 

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crimson5pheonix said:
xitel said:
My gran is over 75 years old. And no, she's not scottish, she's Irish-Geman American. And yes, she's eaten more manly meals than haggis. Wait, did I just say that my gramma was manly, or that she wasn't? That's it, I'm going to sleep. I'll talk to you folks tomorrow.
Your manly granny!
His manny?
 

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avykins said:
There was a guy who took over the restaurant I quit and his entire menu was tomato sauce and pineapple. On everything. Can you even imagine a beautiful steak covered in mashed up tomato puree and pineapple chunks...
No. That is a horrifying thing to do to a nice little steak. Maybe the tomato sauce is excusable if it's not too heavy and thick, but the pinnaples are inexcusable.
 

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Noamuth post=18.76893.922377 said:
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Damn it. I needed that bit of faith in humanity.

The worst I can think of is either hot dogs in batter or the deep-fried Mars Bar.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with the occasional corn dog... best carnival food ever.
 

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Once, when driving through Alabama, I stopped at a Hardees to get some breakfast. As I perused the menu, I noticed they sold "fried bologna biscuits", supposedly their best selling item. My mother used to make fried bologna for me when I was a child, so I figured, why not?


Never again.