Describe a work of fiction in 10 words or less

[das_n00b]

jean paul satre's "the wall": someone gets shot.

 

[das_n00b]

Franz Kafka's the metamorphosis: "holy shit! someone call the exterminator!"

 

[Spider RedNight]

"Would you kindly go kill disfigured human beings for me?"

Artistically gifted wolf draws the sun to defeat bad guys.

American boy goes to foreign land and tears shit up. - Is that too vague?

Everything can (and will be) rolled into a ball.

 

[L. Declis]

Off duty Cop fights criminals during estranged wife's Christmas Party.

Die Hard

Her hair is demons, kill invisible angels

Bayonetta

Being a pirate is evil, being an assassin is heroic

Black Flag

Giant gorilla is friendly, humans aren't.

King Kong

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Six people get tattoes; kill God's children so they don't suicide.

Man writes diary, fucks a girl, shown rat, changes mind.

Starling and psychologist talk in prison; transvestite makes a dress.

 

[rvbnut]

Turn based fantasy RPG: The books (Wheel of Time series)

__________________________________ (Flatland)

Turn 30: Enemy spawns more mechs. (Advance Wars series)

 

[rasta111]

These Imaginary Things Are So Good Why Aren't They Real...? Every work of 'fiction'.

Captcha: fire + brimstone... Lighten up captcha...

 

[Shocksplicer]

Divergent: "Hey, The Hunger Games made a lot of money..."
Use of Weapons: "This seems like it's going somewhere- wait, no it isn't."
Deus Ex: Human Revolution: "Look, we just really love Icarus metaphors you guys."

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Blade Runner: Detective with issues catches robots. May be a robot himself.

 

[dohnut king]

Reluctant hero's gardener saves the world.
Dying media tycoon mourns lost sled.
Undocumented immigrant from Kansas kills two witches.
A day passes in Dublin. Many interesting people are met.
Indecisive prince kills Uncle, gets killed, kingdom lost.

 

[Zen Bard]

Moody albino with sentient sword tours the world. Kills everyone.

Desert planet with giant worms has the best space LSD!

Never claimed to be a god. Never claimed not to...

"The Count of Monte Cristo" in space with teleporting.

Drugged out iconoclast journalist goes to Vegas. Loses American dream.

Angel and demon try to stop Apocalypse. Hilarity ensues.

 

[Vigormortis]

Hmm, okay, let's give this a go:

Spoiler: Scientist uses history to predict future. Galaxy goes tits up.

Issac Asimov - Foundation

Spoiler: Mogul hires rock-star wannabe to look at animals.

Michael Crichton - Jurassic Park

Spoiler: Discovery leads to genocide leads to race across the stars.

Relic - Homeworld

Spoiler: Shy nerd fights inter-dimensional monsters - prefers blunt instruments over words.

Valve - Half-Life

Spoiler: Creepy guy shoots a kid, dies to a small stick.

J.K. Rowling - Harry Potter

Spoiler: There are many uses for a hole in the wall.

Valve - Portal

Spoiler: Story features talking cybernetic palm trees and cloned dead guy.

Vernor Vinge - A Fire Upon the Deep

Spoiler: Old chain-smoker is obsessed with little people and jewelry.

J.R.R. Tolkien - The Lord of the Rings

Spoiler: Shitty people doing shitty things to shitty people. And sex.

George R.R. Martin - Game of Thrones

Spoiler: Giant robot voiced by talking tree.

Ted Hughes - The Iron Giant

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

Cursed swordsman travels to heal his crazy ex-girlfriend.

Middle-aged man and teenage girl travel to cure deadly virus.

Crazy guy in a Guy Fawkes mask fights totalitarian government.

Ass-kicking priest tries to find God to make him responsible.

Preternatural princess struggles to make peace in post-apocalypse. Also bugs.

Element controlling hero must defeat evil militaristic emperor.

Angsty kids fight monsters with mechas. Incest subtext included. Christianity.

A Jerry Bruckheimer film with puppets.

Girl gets hurled into other planet. Mechas and war ensue.

Angry ash-covered guy kills entire Greek pantheon.

Die. Die again. And again. You're a zombie.

Family moves to house. Other Mother. Creepy as fuck.

SMACK! PUNCH! POW! AARGH! CRASH! SPLURT! SMASH! Indonesia. Wales. Sequel.

McConalogues. Philosophy. Lovecraft references. Great acting. Mystery. Brilliant writing. Louisiana.

Hey yo, Heisenberg! *****! Dealin' meth yo!

 

[TheVampwizimp_v1legacy]

Man doesn't care, shoots guy for no reason, gets executed.

Poet tours afterlife with other, dead poet.

Man's brothers die; many, many more die to save him.

Man(?) in wrestling mask snarkily responds to e-mails.

Deaf/dumb pinball boy recovers, becomes cult leader.

Psychiatrist helps troubled boy, just kidding he's dead.

Man has hardship, becomes Buddha, sort of.

Axis won WWII, variously oppressed Americans question authenticity of reality.

Post-apocalyptic survivor fights people on various vehicles.

 

[jurnag12]

Action. Magic. Sarcasm. Polka-powered zombie T-Rex.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

Two stoners get high and travel to get tasty burgers.

Terrible day started by being called in on day off.

Three nerds start an unregulated and highly dangerous extermination company.

Innocent banker sent to prison and becomes a crook.

 

[Korenith]

Chosen One shouts endangered species to death

Rubber Man and his crew punch evil... in the face!

Halfhanded leper whines endlessly then saves the world

 

[RedDeadFred]

A man ruins the world by talking to a tree -A Wise Man's Fear

Inconvenient Truth meets Hitchcock's The Birds meets awfulness -Birdemic

 

[Someone Depressing]

Dude gets heart problem, woos pretty girls, also much anal

A man has bees placed onto face. Furry punches woman.

Survive for 20 turns because we hate you hon hon.

Game of baseball quickly escalates into death and time travel(wtf?).

Series of games about lolis with arbritrary ages tacked on. (every key arts game. all of 'em)

Private detective helps clear the name of bunny and boobs wife.

Rulers of nature usher in new age, you died. Again.

Disabled man turns into alien thing. Meets girl. Dies. Kinda.

Opens with man getting blowjob from dog. Sets tone well.

 

[L. Declis]

Chosen One shouts endangered species to death

Skyrim

Rubber Man and his crew punch evil... in the face!

One Piece

Two stoners get high and travel to get tasty burgers.

Harold and Kumar get the munchies.

Terrible day started by being called in on day off.

Shaun of the Dead?

Three nerds start an unregulated and highly dangerous extermination company.

Ghostbusters?

Man's brothers die; many, many more die to save him.

Saving Private Ryan

Man(?) in wrestling mask snarkily responds to e-mails.

No idea but god damn I want to read/watch this

Psychiatrist helps troubled boy, just kidding he's dead.

Ugh, SPOILERS! Also Sixth Sense.

Post-apocalyptic survivor fights people on various vehicles.

Mad Max?

Crazy guy in a Guy Fawkes mask fights totalitarian government.

V for Vendetta

Ass-kicking priest tries to find God to make him responsible.

No idea, wanna see.

Element controlling hero must defeat evil militaristic emperor.

(Every single Final Fantasy.) Also, Avatar: The Last Airbender

Angsty kids fight monsters with mechas. Incest subtext included. Christianity.

Evangeleon?

Girl gets hurled into other planet. Mechas and war ensue.

No idea, want to see this.

Angry ash-covered guy kills entire Greek pantheon.

God o' War.

Die. Die again. And again. You're a zombie.

Dark/Demons Souls 1/2

Hey yo, Heisenberg! *****! Dealin' meth yo!

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!