Describe your day with a haiku

[Catie Caraco]

Had to close at work
Breaking down the coffee bar
Little time for cakes

(I'm a cake decorator at a grocery store. Because I closed, alone, I had to spend more time cleaning the department than working on pretty cakes)

Also, home alone
Family went to New York
I had to work, Boo.

Putting off chores like
Folding laundry and cleaning
Watching LLR.

Wendy's for dinner
Family will be home soon
Really should shower.

 

[Furbyz]

Did not do a thing
Restless as I always am
Pork chop was good, though.

 

[Superior Mind]

Monday back at work
Body barely operates
And mind is fucked too.

 

[VivaciousDeimos]

Early Sunday morn
The light shines in my window
I love sleeping in

Sunday afternoon
Help Mother in the garden
I hate Father's day

 

[gorfias]

I did eat Chinese
John Carter 3d we watched
Now I am lazy

 

[John Hagg]

Taco Bell for lunch
Horrible diarrhea
Now I want to die

 

[mrdude2010]

My day was okay
haikus don't always make sense
hippopotamus

 

[Aprilgold]

Gay Masturbation Time
Video Game Playing all day sucka
You can't touch this.

And yes, wild masturbation once a day. So glad I don't do anything on sundays.

 

[AwkwardTurtle]

Slept at seven AM.
I woke up at about three.
Didn't do much then.

Visited this thread.
I counted the syllables,
quite a few had failed.

 

[Shocksplicer]

Exam at uni.
Without a bit of study.
Might not have done well...

 

[MrGrey]

Must note pleasantness,
of seeing no posts that are,
too long; didn't read.

Back to the OT,
Michigan has repealed,
bans on fireworks.

If not good enough,
the new store near me has BOGO,
hope no one needs sleep.

But if that's too short,
many awesome Humble Bundles,
gave me a backlog.

Wish I had a card,
Amnesia could run then,
but there are others.

Valve time brings gladness,
for those who play on laptops,
reliably runs.

 

[Mikeyfell]

It's nine fifty five.
I just watched Jimquisition.
And Unskippable

 

[IndomitableSam]

Woke up feeling great.
Lunch time and I'm quite hungry.
What'll dinner be?

 

[Thespian]

Trying to Study
The Internet Refuses
Now I'm unprepared

 

[AngloDoom]

Forced myself awake
Cannot find a fucking job
Regret everything.

Yeowch, this wasn't the most pleasant day for me to make a Haiku. I'll use yesterday instead:

Dragon's Dogma- Yay!
Mashed spuds with fish fingers
Yesterday was ace.

 

[Launcelot111]

Jobs are hard to find
"Five years of related work?"
Head, meet wall once more

 

[natster43]

Waking up at noon
Drinking coffee and thinking
What game should I play

 

[Colinmac93]

Magister's Terrace
Took apart my very old bed
Then made a new one.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Shit shit shit shit crap
Totally boring as fuck
Screw the final line

 

[RustlessPotato]

Dance if you want to
You Can leave your friends behind.
They're no friend of mine.