Describe your day with a haiku

[mateushac]

Pretty sad myself
Lost my driver's license
Have nowhere to go

 

[Bigbomb94]

Watched RoadHouse with dad
Played Halo with my father
Got my hair cut short

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

I just now woke up
I am so very hungry
Oh look, hamburgers

 

[IamQ]

Sat at computer
Suddenly idea comes up
"Hey let's melt some coins!"

 

[TotallyNotABot]

Too many exams
But instead of studying
Procrastination

 

[Suicidejim]

Dealt with customers
Got a gift card and free pen
Walked home in the rain

 

[XandNobody]

I woke up today
Beheld the rainy weather
Then I had a nap

 

[galaktar]

Blarg honk, blarg blarg honk
Honkity Blarging Honk Blarg
Sincerely, Crunchbite.

 

[Feylynn]

LoL streams all morning
Sleeping all day for the win
wake up to pizza

 

[Pharsalus]

failing to escape
lazy tyranny of naps
book pages unturned

 

[wintercoat]

sleeping in my bed
dreaming the dreams of the dead
morning: what I dread

 

[JimB]

I chopped up a tree
That fell on my fence last night,
And now my back hurts.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Went out to buffet
With my siblings and my dad
Happy Father's Day

 

[Kapri]

Getting really drunk
Watching Chrome Shelled Regios
About to pass out.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Played CoD and Minecraft
On Xbox with my sister
Now I'm home and bored

 

[Carbonyl]

With H. P. Lovecraft
a father's day of many
eldritch horrors. Boo!

 

[Kickingbear]

What the hell
Is a haiku
trying to copy yours

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

OT:
Overslept again
Celebrated Fathers day
Watched T.V

 

[automatron]

I had an exam
It didn't go too badly
Now I'm having pie

 

[The Pinray]

I just went to work
It was pretty damn dull, though
That is about it

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Saw grandad at noon
then I got stoned in the park
need some food pronto.