Describe your day with a haiku

[Jedoro]

Sitting at cameras
Browse Reddit and Escapist
Security's dull

 

[EternalFacepalm]

Played some bad Half-Life mods,
Fell asleep for a short while,
Mods were still quite crap.

I suck at haikus.

 

[Palademon]

Am I healthy yet?
Let's play some Castle Crashers
Yay, I get ice cream

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

Overslept till one,
Working until eleven,
Then seeing girlfriend.

 

[loudestmute]

Got kicked out of one
Battlefield match too many.
Now it's ENN.

 

[DingoDoom]

Boiling in my skin
Air conditioner busted
Going to eat pie

 

[Crazy Zaul]

Counting syllables
is a big pain in the ass
Haikus can fuck off

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Feel like utter shit
Write a bit of fan fiction
Ponies ponies woo!

 

[Lukeje]

Reading through some books
On classical mechanics
And topology.

 

[The Funslinger]

Not really done much
Played Batman: Arkham City
I had a fun time

Awesome game, huh?

Slept in until three
Played Nightfire on the Gamecube
Ate tasty roast lamb

 

[bojackx]

Lots of Revision
I have Physics tomorrow
Hoping for a B

 

[The Funslinger]

Went to the dentist
"My jaw hurts what should I do?"
Gargle Saltwater

I am quite confused
you're gargling salt water?
How does it help you?

Edit: damn, that's eight... hmm, editing...

That's better

 

[GundamSentinel]

I played Mount and Blade
Installed the first Mass Effect
And Holland loses

 

[Akytalusia]

same as every day
nothing special to report
why am i alive...

 

[Gabanuka]

Family Party
Fun for all ages except me
Should of reviseded

 

[AquaAscension]

Woke up way too late
After marathon dancing
Going back for more.

 

[217not237]

Sat on my ass
Listening to Jethro Tull
A Passion Play, nice.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I got back from work
Ate a disappointing lunch
Later will be beer

 

[DaWaffledude]

Played an MMO
Went to see The Avengers
Composed a haiku

 

[TAGM]

Exams now all done,
sitting about doing naught;
holidays kick ass.

But just one haiku?
That's an irritant to me;
one is never enough.

Sort of like pringles;
once you pop, you cannot stop.
but one small issue;

As I said before,
I have done fuck all today.
Out of things to say.

could mention gaming;
keep playing League of Legends.
Garen: tank-like man.

Roses are red. Wait...
what was I talking about
again? ... Ah fuck it.

(I just love haikus;
it's one thing where big vocab
is fucking useful.)

(TOO MANY HAIKUS!
I must stop this shit right now...
OH GOD I CAN'T STOP.)