Describe your day with a haiku

[templar1138a]

Friend's machinima
Recorded battle speech lines
Throat hurts from yelling

 

[Matt King]

i went paint balling
now my body hurts like fuck
and i've caught a cold


worth it though

 

[Davey Woo]

I made Steak for my father
Because it's fathers day
I'm not very good at Haiku's

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

Today's Father's Day
Team Fortress 2 and browsing
Still a lot of time

Scarly near mine
are you some kind of psychic?
I hope to god not.

On an unrelated note, i came up with a haiku to do with a mythical Pokemon trainer,


On silver mountain
he waits for your challenge
his words are silence

I will actually hug you if you know who it is.

 

[Dangit2019]

Rayman Origins
and chocolate chip cookies
both make me happy.

 

[TheAmazingMediocrity]

Woke up this morning
Did not do much all the day
Feeling unfulfilled

Am I doing it right?

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Wind Waker First Thing
Wonder Woman 3 and 4
Linkara in back

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Working on stand up
Got done with Father's Day brunch
Surfing the web, too

 

[snappydog]

Have done nothing.
But captcha is 'I love you.'
It's appropriate.

 

[JasonKaotic]

I played some Skyrim
Then I played some more Skyrim
I'm so goddamn fun

 

[Surpheal]

... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... ... ... ...
That is about it .

 

[Longstreet]

Woke up early
Watched the soccer match
Seeing Holland lose


Is this sort of correct?

 

[Waaghpowa]

Woke up this morning
Haven't gotten off my ass
Played with playart toys

 

[TakeyB0y2]

Went to the dentist
"My jaw hurts what should I do?"
Gargle Saltwater

I am quite confused
you're gargling salt water?
How does it help you?

Wisdom teeth removed
months ago, not done healing
Should help, but who knows. ¯\(°_o)/¯

Dentist is lazy
She wouldn't take x-rays
Now I need advil

 

[AbyssalSanhedrin]

Dawn Anxiety
Ill gained but needed hate fuck
Dusk satay chicken

 

[Jaeke]

I miss Ferelden
I want to slay darkspawn now
I have no money

 

[trollnystan]

Lounged around all day
Fiddling with my Let's Play
Then played Pandemic

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

Played Disgaea 4,
Browsed site on the internet,
Refused to study.

 

[Lacaranian]

Writing a novel
But increasingly slowly
Watch TED talks instead

 

[Woodsey]

English exam soon
A mere three days of wait now
And so I scream: fuck.