Describe Yourself (Physically)

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traceur_

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Age: 16
Height: 170cm
Mass: 46kg
Eyes: grey
Hair: darkish blonde

Quite skinny, my legs are the only things with any kind of muscle on them, my arms resemble two sticks, I'm totally happy with it.
 

Gadzooks

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Alright stop it everyone.

Not this many fucking people have green eyes. I've met maybe 2 people in my life with any sort of green eyes, yet here the majority have them. What is going on? Is it the cool thing to say? What's wrong with saying good ole' blue?

So, stop the BS.
 

ViolentlyHappy91

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5'9" or 5'10", 65kg, mid-brown hair down to the middle of my back, blue eyes, small-medium build, line beard, ugly.
 

Gotham Soul

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I'm 5'11" and weigh around 170 lbs.
I'm a Caucasian. Pale like a vampire. I look like a stick of chalk (color wise), or I look like I have a death pallor.

My hair is short to mid-length, spiked on some days, loose if I'm feeling lazy or depressed. Natural hair color is a translucent white. Used to be a mix of gold and brown but I recently resolved to wash the dye out of my hair to build some self-esteem. Ironically, most people are asking me whether I decided to bleach now. Har har har.

I have gray eyes, but sometimes people think I have red eyes. I wear contacts.
Physically fit. I'm not Bruce Lee but I keep myself in good shape. Slim build, with a hint of athletic.

A somewhat pointed face. Narrow chin, mid-height cheekbones.

Long arms and fingers. My parents said I should be a surgeon. It mostly comes from being on the computer all day.

I usually wear European-style clothing; lots of collared shirts, dark colors that contrast with hair and skin, and sports jackets.
 

Kinguendo

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la-le-lu-li-lo said:
Evil Jak said:
Good? My parent, not so much. BUT that is a story for another(and more depressing) day, for now I too shall do a dance.
aww. i was trying to make a steroids in the food joke. epic fail.

i enjoyed your dance btw. pretty intense.
Hey, you didnt know... I have posted the story quite a few times and left clues in other threads that were related but no one seems to read it so no one really knows not to mention my parents... especially not on Youtube, why do they always go for the parents? Doesnt make sense...

Ah, I see I already gave away part of the puzzle with "Good? My parent, not so much."... should have put it as "parentS" to hide it... ah well, too late now.

But yes, the dance was needed to divert attention from the rest of the post... and it nearly worked, so well done dance. :D
 

Daedalus1942

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5'11, i'm 20 years of age, very pale skin, pasty faced light blue eyed geek, greasey annoyingly short light brown hair, shit-eating grin.
I weigh rouglhy about 68 Kgs (i'm underweight -.-)
I have fairly broad shoulders, and am always seen crawling around on the ground for XLR cannon extensions and 240 plug extensions.
 

la-le-lu-li-lo

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Evil Jak said:
*chip chop*
i've never read your story, so i must apologize for my ignorance.

and youtubers are twats, duh.

maybe if the cat had had a cool hat? or mittens. mittens would have been hilarious.
 

Alphabeties

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5'7
109 lbs
pale pale pale (aside from freckles) ><
dark green eyes
plump lips
blonde-brown long hair
hourglass figure
long fingernails but not creepy long..xD
and big feet
 

EnzoHonda

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6'5"
230 pounds
Short, brown hair.
Epic Goatee.
Green eyes.
Normally very white, but I've been working outside a lot lately. Epic farmer's tan. (Apparently, I'm using "Epic" today.)
Male (I thought I'd throw that in for the slower forum-goers.)

About height: Being taller and larger than most feels natural to me. But it's funny when I see someone even a little bigger than me. I think, "What a huge freak." Then I wonder, do others think that of me? Girls like the height though. The "feel safe around you" factor has been good to me.
 

ExaltedK9

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la-le-lu-li-lo said:
ExaltedK9 said:
Well, sometimes it's hard, but you find ways to cope.

I can't stay inside when I shed. :(
how do you type???
I just nose the keys, to complete sentences.

But my nose is too cold, and wet to use the touchpad.
 

Daedalus1942

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la-le-lu-li-lo said:
ExaltedK9 said:
Well, sometimes it's hard, but you find ways to cope.

I can't stay inside when I shed. :(
how do you type???
Dear god an intelligent dog that can type! Where do you live, i'll pay you 20 grand to take you out on tour, and make us a mottza!
 

Kinguendo

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la-le-lu-li-lo said:
Evil Jak said:
*chip chop*
i've never read your story, so i must apologize for my ignorance.

and youtubers are twats, duh.

maybe if the cat had had a cool hat? or mittens. mittens would have been hilarious.
Nah, the threads are buried deep in the off-topic pages somewhere... it doesnt matter.

I saw a cat in a hat(not THE cat in the hat, he is terrible) first, but that one didnt dance.
 

la-le-lu-li-lo

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ExaltedK9 said:
la-le-lu-li-lo said:
ExaltedK9 said:
Well, sometimes it's hard, but you find ways to cope.

I can't stay inside when I shed. :(
how do you type???
I just nose the keys, to complete sentences.

But my nose is too cold, and wet to use the touchpad.
aw that's sad. how do you navigate to other pages then!?
i must know your dog-man secrets!
 

la-le-lu-li-lo

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Evil Jak said:
Nah, the threads are buried deep in the off-topic pages somewhere... it doesnt matter.

I saw a cat in a hat(not THE cat in the hat, he is terrible) first, but that one didnt dance.
the dancing is pivotal.
 

ExaltedK9

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Daedalus1942 said:
la-le-lu-li-lo said:
ExaltedK9 said:
Well, sometimes it's hard, but you find ways to cope.

I can't stay inside when I shed. :(
how do you type???
Dear god an intelligent dog that can type! Where do you live, i'll pay you 20 grand to take you out on tour, and make us a mottza!
Throw in some milkbones, and you've got a deal. (provided you tell me what a mottza is)