Describe Yourself (Physically)

[Kinguendo]

Good? My parent, not so much. BUT that is a story for another(and more depressing) day, for now I too shall do a dance.

aww. i was trying to make a steroids in the food joke. epic fail.

i enjoyed your dance btw. pretty intense.

Hey, you didnt know... I have posted the story quite a few times and left clues in other threads that were related but no one seems to read it so no one really knows not to mention my parents... especially not on Youtube, why do they always go for the parents? Doesnt make sense...

Ah, I see I already gave away part of the puzzle with "Good? My parent, not so much."... should have put it as "parentS" to hide it... ah well, too late now.

But yes, the dance was needed to divert attention from the rest of the post... and it nearly worked, so well done dance.

 

[Daedalus1942]

5'11, i'm 20 years of age, very pale skin, pasty faced light blue eyed geek, greasey annoyingly short light brown hair, shit-eating grin.
I weigh rouglhy about 68 Kgs (i'm underweight -.-)
I have fairly broad shoulders, and am always seen crawling around on the ground for XLR cannon extensions and 240 plug extensions.

 

[ExaltedK9]

Sorry, I just...@_@, NO!

(deep breath)...

XP

so what's it like to be a human in a dog's body?

Well, sometimes it's hard, but you find ways to cope.

I can't stay inside when I shed.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

*chip chop*

i've never read your story, so i must apologize for my ignorance.

and youtubers are twats, duh.

maybe if the cat had had a cool hat? or mittens. mittens would have been hilarious.

 

[Alphabeties]

5'7
109 lbs
pale pale pale (aside from freckles) ><
dark green eyes
plump lips
blonde-brown long hair
hourglass figure
long fingernails but not creepy long..xD
and big feet

 

[EnzoHonda]

6'5"
230 pounds
Short, brown hair.
Epic Goatee.
Green eyes.
Normally very white, but I've been working outside a lot lately. Epic farmer's tan. (Apparently, I'm using "Epic" today.)
Male (I thought I'd throw that in for the slower forum-goers.)

About height: Being taller and larger than most feels natural to me. But it's funny when I see someone even a little bigger than me. I think, "What a huge freak." Then I wonder, do others think that of me? Girls like the height though. The "feel safe around you" factor has been good to me.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Well, sometimes it's hard, but you find ways to cope.

I can't stay inside when I shed.

how do you type???

 

[ExaltedK9]

Well, sometimes it's hard, but you find ways to cope.

I can't stay inside when I shed.

how do you type???

I just nose the keys, to complete sentences.

But my nose is too cold, and wet to use the touchpad.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Well, sometimes it's hard, but you find ways to cope.

I can't stay inside when I shed.

how do you type???

Dear god an intelligent dog that can type! Where do you live, i'll pay you 20 grand to take you out on tour, and make us a mottza!

 

[Kinguendo]

*chip chop*

i've never read your story, so i must apologize for my ignorance.

and youtubers are twats, duh.

maybe if the cat had had a cool hat? or mittens. mittens would have been hilarious.

Nah, the threads are buried deep in the off-topic pages somewhere... it doesnt matter.

I saw a cat in a hat(not THE cat in the hat, he is terrible) first, but that one didnt dance.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Well, sometimes it's hard, but you find ways to cope.

I can't stay inside when I shed.

how do you type???

I just nose the keys, to complete sentences.

But my nose is too cold, and wet to use the touchpad.

aw that's sad. how do you navigate to other pages then!?
i must know your dog-man secrets!

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Nah, the threads are buried deep in the off-topic pages somewhere... it doesnt matter.

I saw a cat in a hat(not THE cat in the hat, he is terrible) first, but that one didnt dance.

the dancing is pivotal.

 

[ExaltedK9]

Well, sometimes it's hard, but you find ways to cope.

I can't stay inside when I shed.

how do you type???

Dear god an intelligent dog that can type! Where do you live, i'll pay you 20 grand to take you out on tour, and make us a mottza!

Throw in some milkbones, and you've got a deal. (provided you tell me what a mottza is)

 

[Iron Mal]

5'10
18 years old
As white as you can get while still having blood in your body
Muscular build, weight unknown
Dark hair and eyes, light beard/stubble
Faint scar on my right cheek (just below the eye)

 

[LilGherkin]

6 Feet 2 inches (Popular height, isn't it?)
150 lbs.
Gray eyes.
Blond hair (Turning black soon, all my body hair is starting to turn black naturally)
Black eyebrows.
I don't know how to describe my skin color right now, just got sunburned everywhere my swimsuit didn't cover.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Well, sometimes it's hard, but you find ways to cope.

I can't stay inside when I shed.

how do you type???

Dear god an intelligent dog that can type! Where do you live, i'll pay you 20 grand to take you out on tour, and make us a mottza!

Throw in some milkbones, and you've got a deal. (provided you tell me what a mottza is)

No deal, i have no idea what a milkbone is.

 

[Dys]

About 6"3', weigh around 100kg (not a clue what that is in pounds). Fairly broad shoulders and somewhat stocky (not overweight, but not skinny if that makes sense, my muscles are very developed for someone who doesn't work out). Dark hair (brown) with brownish/greenish eyes depending on the light. Not really pale but I wouldn't say I'm tanned either (it's mid winter where I live, probably something to do with that)

 

[ExaltedK9]

aw that's sad. how do you navigate to other pages then!?
i must know your dog-man secrets!

I have an in-depth autobiography in the works. You could pick up a copy, once I finish it...and find someone crazy enough to publish it.

 

[skcseth]

Just got to my profile and look at my homepage to see for yourself.

This.

 

[Satoz]

5'10-11 something like that
17 about to be 18
Tan-ish
Wear sorta close fitting shirts but baggy pants
pretty well built in arms and legs, abs starting to finally come out through the excess weight I had in my belly hahah.
am about 190 pounds
black hair natural, shortish for now
no facial hair
brown eyes