Dirty little secrets...

[ElephantGuts]

"I'll keep you my dirty little secret,Dirty little secret Don't tell anyone or you`ll be just another regret"

My dirty little secret: I find it cute when girls pick at their braces to get food out

...Why?

Hey, hey, hey! Fix that quote, it was not I who said this.

Sure it isn't Ares... Sure it isn't.

My dirty little secret would be that (try as I might), I am not a Crab.

... and in making that comment you are that much further away from achieving your goal of becoming a crab.

It's true, crabs don't lie about saying other crabs said things that they didn't say. I would know.

 

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[The Iron Ninja]

How exactly would insulting the god of War and the God of individual combat stop me from becoming a crab?

My other dirty little secret (just to remain a bit on topic) would be that despite going to the weekly mass sacrifices, I am not actually a follower of Bob Ross

Edit: Elephant Guts? You wound me with your hurtful words, I am no liar, and you are no gentleman. If I expected you to fight fairly I would challenge you to a duel at sundown. But we all know that you would simply saunter up to me while I slept and slap me with a fish, then exclaim "Now I am the master of the large hadron collider, threaten me with your silly theories!"

 

[ElephantGuts]

How exactly would insulting the god of War and the God of individual combat stop me from becoming a crab?

My other dirty little secret (just to remain a bit on topic) would be that despite going to the weekly mass sacrifices, I am not actually a follower of Bob Ross

Edit: Elephant Guts? You wound me with your hurtful words, I am no liar, and you are no gentleman. If I expected you to fight fairly I would challenge you to a duel at sundown. But we all know that you would simply saunter up to me while I slept and slap me with a fish, then exclaim "Now I am the master of the large hadron collider, threaten me with your silly theories!"

Sir, you have insulted me with your suggestion that I would act with even the least bit of dishonor. Your feeble attempt to wound my pride and prestige will not go unnoticed and unpunished. Assemble the greatest fleet you can and we will duel to the death upon the high seas. I look forward to seeing your cold lifeless body slip beneath the waves in a tangle of twisted steel and flame.

(By the way on another thread I saw you mention something about trying to be a crab. What's up with you and crabs? Did you have some kind of traumatic experience with pubic lice? And EDIT: Jesus, you've been here for almost 2 months and you have almost 1100 posts? What is wrong with you man? I would think your little cult would take up alteast some of your time!?!)


And, of course, to keep us on topic: I once had a crush on my younger cousin.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

You've only seen me mention crabs in one other thread? I mention crabs in pretty much every thread.

Also making me sink below the waves would be futile, since I have an army of crabs that would swarm your decks and cut all your sailors up into little tiny peices while another group swam directly below my feet to keep me afloat.

And crabs are just awesome. Though I can't abide the pubic lice, they give a bad name to crustaceans everywhere.

On topic:
I never saw Pulp Fiction until quite recently.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

I didn't like The Godfather, saw it and was not impressed, I don't understand why everybody likes it so much.

 

[Ares Tyr]

On topic:
I never saw Pulp Fiction until quite recently.

I'm sorry.

I didn't like The Godfather, saw it and was not impressed, I don't understand why everybody likes it so much.

Because its the closest thing there is to an American epic tale and is probably one of the best written and shot films in history.

Also... "SUNNY!!!!!"

 

[ElephantGuts]

You've only seen me mention crabs in one other thread? I mention crabs in pretty much every thread.

Also making me sink below the waves would be futile, since I have an army of crabs that would swarm your decks and cut all your sailors up into little tiny peices while another group swam directly below my feet to keep me afloat.

And crabs are just awesome. Though I can't abide the pubic lice, they give a bad name to crustaceans everywhere.

On topic:
I never saw Pulp Fiction until quite recently.

Again with your crabs... I suppose the only appropriate response to you would be, touche. Well, if you do decide to change your mind and uphold your honor, you know where to find me, as my IP address shan't be particularly hard to trace. Just mind the spongy spots on the front lawn. That biochemical waste does seem to burn through the roof of my underground lab fairly fast...

As for the topic, I'm having trouble thinking of any more juicy secrets, though I suppose I could mention that I never had an iPod until just last spring.

And EDIT: Regarding my previous comment on how many posts you've accumulated in such a short time, now that I've started looking at other people's post counts, perhaps its just me thats behind. I gotta start wasting more of my life on this site...

 

[Kingkiller12]

I have never EVER once talked about my feelings, i think its queer (my dad was a big tough guy and he taught me to be emotionally tough). Also I've never gotten crazy about a girl because quite honestly, you can hate me for this but, I'm so sick of everybody just looking for love. whatever happened to ambition, and dedication. It is a distraction IMO, people outta go and get a goal, and stay truly focused to that goal and not let anything or anyone stop or distract you from that goal, no matter how small the goal is (go on start sending me responses on how stupid I am for having an opinion).

Another secret is that I always dream about myself dying, don't know why

ps. i don't think of people who look for love are queer (I'm an open minded person), Its just not for me.

 

[hungoverbear]

This one is a real dirty secret that not even my best friend knows it. My friends all think that ive had sex with only 2 girls......when in fact i have had sex with 8 different girls....the real dirty part is that as of today i regret every single hook up, call it guilty conscience or maturity but i really regret them all BTW King Killer you are not stupid, you have an excellent point and i completely agree with you. You need to stay focused on your goals and not let anyone or anything distract you from what you really want, Ive seen so many of my friends fall so hard in love that they forget who they were (sounds cliche but its true) and lose sight of whats important in life, and by the time they realized what theyve done its too late, their either wearing a ring or have a kid on the way. Its really sad So Kingkiller pound it *fist bump

 

[Kingkiller12]

Thanks hungoverbear, honestly you are the first person to agree with that argument, all of my family and friends call me stupid and gay because i don't want a girlfriend (they are all a bunch of homophobic close-minded people, so i could care less what they say, but still), its nice to know that someone agrees

 

[Shadowtek]

Thanks hungoverbear, honestly you are the first person to agree with that argument, all of my family and friends call me stupid and gay because i don't want a girlfriend (they are all a bunch of homophobic close-minded people, so i could care less what they say, but still), its nice to know that someone agrees

No real disrespect to your family, but you seem to be the one with a good head on your shoulders. Everything will come in due time.

 

[Aries_Split]

Thanks hungoverbear, honestly you are the first person to agree with that argument, all of my family and friends call me stupid and gay because i don't want a girlfriend (they are all a bunch of homophobic close-minded people, so i could care less what they say, but still), its nice to know that someone agrees

This post made me not hate you. The one at the top of this page sounded very homophobic to be honest. Still, like Shadow said, the universe tends to unfold as it should.

 

[TheBadass]

Hey, hey, hey! Fix that quote, it was not I who said this.

....I laughed hard at that, to be honest.[/quote]I laughed pretty damn hard when I saw that, no lie.

 

[Labyrinth]

I could fill several novels and a paperback short story collection with my dirty secrets. Some of them aren't so little either.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Oh and has anybody seen the truman show?...I can only pressume that that was made to make me think "what an absurd idea. That can't possibley happen"

Oh and I had these weird paranoias since before I watched the truman show so it didn't stem from that.

Crazy eh? But I might still do that because my girlfriend might look good in a bowler hat.

Searched my room for 4 hours after seeing that movie.

Once had a 3 hour conversation with myself.

And i can double your paranoia and pessimism.

Welcome to crazy land, King: ME.

I always have conversations with myself. And I spontaneously burst out laughing like a maniac, even when I am just walking around not doing anything. I am always depressed, and I create personalities in my head so I won't be lonely and nobody is around, I make up new languages on the spot and converse to myself for hours.
I will think my dog and stuffed animals are real and people(obviously, my dog is real... I think...). I will sometimes hallucinate or fall asleep standing up. And don't even get me started on my dreams. I also have that thing where you believe you have every disease ever, and I constantly fear that I have tumors or cancer or aids.
I kid you not, these are all real things that happen to me. But the weirdest thing is, it only happens to me when I am alone. Maybe I'm just crazy in a way that makes me think I'm a lot more crazy than I am but also really self-concise at the same time... But seriously, I AM the king of krazy, I SURF 4CHAN *****!

...Can I be in charge of things made of cheese that go ferplunk???

 

[Resistance205]

I have never completed Final Fantasy X because i just cant beat Seymour Guado.

(any help would be greatly appreciated!)

 

[astaldodhol]

I don't know anyone here so I'm safe.
This is actually something I've been wanting to get off my chest for a while.
I am in a relationship with this guy, we've been together for two years, and everything was going well, we live together etc.
But, I'm in love with his best friend, he's in love with me, nothing is going to happen between us, but to complicate things more, my best female friend has a crush on me.
Love truly sucks.

 

[Bronzebow]

I have a phobia about crowds. Being surrounded by loud noises and elbow-to-elbow strangers give me some sort of anxiety attack. I try to suck it up where I can for family weddings and the occasional bar, but it's as if a survival instinct is kicking in and I have to retreat into a corner or where I can have some space. I've been trying to find a new church where I've moved, but that sort of combines both of these triggers into a melting pot of un-fun.

I don't think I've told more than one person, definitely not my family of extroverts.