theNater said:
Danny Dowling said:
what's so sick about sexual fantasies?
Not all sexual fantasies are sick. But "The only reason Mario ever did any of that mushroom enduced platforming and fight off a big fire breathing dragon was for some hot princess pussy. Period." is a little sick.
Right well then if we're going to speculate how deep his intentions were for something I already showed good reason for it not being important. then how about this:
Mario and Peach are good friends, they regularly enjoy tea together, playing card games and just generally chewing the fat. Mario works as plumber to the castle that Princess Peach lives in. When Bowser takes her, he takes it upon himself to save her.
Or how about:
Mario works as a plumber in the Mushroom Kingdom. One day, Princess Peach is taken and the Kingdom begin randomly picking citizens and forcing them to go and attempt to save the princess. After a few failures a mild mannered plumber is chosen, against all odds he succeeds and is thanks and knighted for his hardship.
Or....:
Mario and Peach are secretly in love. They care very deeply for one another but are never given the opportunity to marry because Mario is not royal. One day, Bowser takes Peach and Mario, fueled by love, takes up the challenge and rescues her.
Or...:
Mario is a plumber looking to get a leg over. Peach is taken and Mario saves her. on the way home he plans to get her drunk and have his way, but in the end he didn't need to Peach was all over him in the moment.
And my last one:
Miyamoto has said before that the characters in the Mario world are seen by him as actors in a play or a film. That's why one day Mario is kicking Bowsers ass, the next they've fusing go karts or playing a board game together. In the situation of these senarios where Mario saves Peach, it is just a story that has a standard story idea that suits and has been used for hundreds if not thousands of years. it's been used by the greatest playwrights and the greatest novelists of history, and now it's used by Mario.
^
All but the last I made up as I typed (yes I know, I'm very talented), now please, if anyone here honestly thinks there's a bone to pick with the innocent formula of classic Mario games then I'm going to have to ask you to shave your beard, take off that fedora, get out of Starbucks, get a pair of jeans long enough to cover your ankles, stop wearing loafers and stop being such a hipster twat. Because no one like it, and no one thinks you're cool. Peace.
[quick note; the above paragraph is not aimed at any member of the forum and should not be taken as a direct insult, it therefore is not something you need to flag, thanks]