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XsjadoBlayde

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The Equalizer (the Netflix)
Taken bloody ages to get around to seeing this. Was good fun, and after seeing so many action films not bother with their cinematography lately, it's great to observe a camera that cares about its' environment. At first I was a tad concerned it was going to turn into a "hey the hot chicks be viewing my awesome Kun Fu skills as I rescue them" type fare, but thankfully sidestepped such awkward cliché in the end. Plus Denzel Washington could be reading my own state-ordered death penalty to me and I'd still be like "the man's got a point, can't argue with that charm!" So we should probably be lucky he didn't become a cult leader at least. Anyway, time to go for the sequel soon methinks. If I had any criticism beyond standard action story narrative, it'd be the way it only teases a Sherlock Holmes style action plan scene (Guy Ritchie version) instead of fully going in. But then again, maybe it isn't best to copy outright anyway.
 

XsjadoBlayde

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Berberian Sound Studio (Prime, purchased)
Poor ole Toby Jones only wanted his flight ticket receipts to be processed for reimbursement. Now look what you've done to our sweet boy!
 
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Chimpzy

Simian Abomination
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Dragon Ball Super Hero

So, new Dragon Ball movie. Emphasis on the Dragon Ball, because tonally it is much more in line with the earlier sagas of the DB anime/manga than anything post Radditz, including bringing back the Red Ribbon Army as anatagonists. You can definitely feel Toriyama wrote this. Other than that, it is for once not the Goku and Vegeta show. It's actually a Piccolo movie, and to a lesser extent a Gohan one. And honestly, it's kind of nice to see Big Green get the spotlight after he pretty much got sidelined after Cell absorbed 17. Piccolo still best dad (and granddad).

Animation is ok, once you get used to the different style of cgi. Storywise it's passable, basically just setup for the fights, cuz, you know, Dragon Ball, and the fights themselves are pretty good. Not quite as visually impressive and choreographed as Broly, but more than just teleport punches and beam attacks, throwing in kicks, sweeps and grapples for variety. One thing I wasn't as fond of were the new forms, because all these movies gotta show off a new form, but they're all just recolors. So we now have Sunny D Piccolo and White Power Gohan. Also, they bring back second form Cell, except recolored and really big. None of the smarmy charm of Perfect Cell tho, Watermelon Cell is just a big dumb monster screaming incoherently, giving of whiffs of Hirudegarn and Bio Broly. Overall, it's fine. Not great, but fine.

Also, for a movie called Super Hero, there was no Gohan in his Great Saiyaman outfit. C'mon, that's so obvious.
 
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XsjadoBlayde

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Men (Purchase)
Poor Jesse Buckley, all she wanted was to get overr some past trauma bullshit. What have you done to our promising kind lady???
Seriously though, big squidgy yikes on them haunting imageries later on. Lovely stuff!
 
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Agema

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Poor ole Toby Jones only wanted his flight ticket receipts to be processed for reimbursement. Now look what you've done to our sweet boy!
I really liked that film. If you enjoyed it, I'd also recommend the director's next film, In Fabric, about a cursed dress. It's also a weird horror, albeit with some humour.

I'll bet hardly anyone has watched or will watch either of them, because they're just too strange to pull in many punters. But directors doing offbeat, interesting stuff need to be cherished and supported as much as possible.
 
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gorfias

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Licorice Pizza on Amazon Prime A-

Coming of age movie by Paul Thomas Anderson. In 1973 California, a directionless 25 year old woman gets into hi-jinks with a very driven 15 year old boy. There are some tender moments of young love. It is a slice of the life of these 2. No direct plot. Plenty of it seems to meander, but that's life. I watched with my wife and daughter. I loved it. I love Paul Thomas Anderson's work in general. If you're old like me, chances are you will dig the needle drops. I practically already have it as a playlist on Spotify. So many call backs to the era.

The wife and daughter give if 2/5. They hated it. They couldn't get over the age difference. I started to say, "well, sometimes love is..." and got interrupted by my wife stating, "Illegal."

 
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XsjadoBlayde

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I really liked that film. If you enjoyed it, I'd also recommend the director's next film, In Fabric, about a cursed dress. It's also a weird horror, albeit with some humour.

I'll bet hardly anyone has watched or will watch either of them, because they're just too strange to pull in many punters. But directors doing offbeat, interesting stuff need to be cherished and supported as much as possible.
Coincidentally it was In Fabric that attracted me to this film, after spotting the shared credit and remembering how impressed I was by their craft to watch it multiple times alongside making sure I owned a copy. It indeed did not disappoint. That kind of precision genre filmmaking is the shit I live for, and always searching for more, albeit with a shrinking amount of already sparse success. This kind of thread does help with the hunting too, so much gratitude to all the people posting their opinions here including your kind self!
 

Agema

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Coming of age movie by Paul Thomas Anderson. In 1973 California, a directionless 25 year old woman gets into hi-jinks with a very driven 15 year old boy. There are some tender moments of young love. It is a slice of the life of these 2. No direct plot. Plenty of it seems to meander, but that's life. I watched with my wife and daughter. I loved it. I love Paul Thomas Anderson's work in general. If you're old like me, chances are you will dig the needle drops. I practically already have it as a playlist on Spotify. So many call backs to the era.

The wife and daughter give if 2/5. They hated it. They couldn't get over the age difference. I started to say, "well, sometimes love is..." and got interrupted by my wife stating, "Illegal."

Paul Tomas Anderson is very much Hollywood's Darling. I like plenty of his movies: this left me a little tepid.

I'm not super-bothered by the age difference, for a number of reasons. Firstly, I think the age limit is a relatively blunt tool with a purpose of preventing exploitation. Although the law is what it is (kudos to your wife's amusing and rapid interjection), given exploitation is the real problem, that the film is able to stress the maturity of the younger (and immaturity of the older) and that the relationship is not predatory, I'd let it pass. Plus that the film feels like it covers a significant stretch of time - surely months at least - and you could imagine he's 16 at the end of the film, which is legal in many of jurisdictions. Even if not the one where the film is set.

I have more of an issue because it seems to be a film heavily about a golden age mystique and nostalgia, self-referential Hollywood (similarly to Tarantino's "Once Upon a Time..."), and gazillion star cameos, which I think the Hollywood establishment and critics collectively wet themselves over, especially in the hands of a favoured child. But all that means relatively little to me. The soundtrack is great and helps sell the movie, but...

At core it's quite a sweet and conventional romance (ups and downs, will they won't they, but of course they will because it's love, duh), fairly amusing in parts. It's... nice. It's well done and I can recognise lots of it as good. It's not quite my type of movie.
 
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Johnny Novgorod

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Samaritan

A kid thinks the old garbage man next door (Sylvester Fuckin Stallone) might be a superhero who faked his own death years ago after an epic clash with his supervillain counterpart. The city is sad and rainy and has a Robocop feel to it; there's also a bunch of punkish psychos running amok. It's violent but also entirely bloodless, which feels like a cop out. I like Stallone in it: maybe his best movie in a while, though that's not saying much. So this is Unbreakable in Robocop town but not quite as good (or smart, or consistent) as either.
 

PsychedelicDiamond

Wild at Heart and weird on top
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Metropolis (1927)

Famous silent film from the, hitherto unsurpassed, golden era of german cinema in the 1920's. Metropolis might not be the first science -fiction movie ever made, but it does provide the first depiction of what we now recognize as a dystopian future. Directed by Fritz Lang it's... well, it's a big deal, in a number of ways.

Metropolis is set in a futuristic art deco... metropolis, defined by stark class divide. The working class lives in squalid underground apartments, working themselves to death on large, coal powered machines, while the wealthy live in lavish skyscrapers in blissful ambivalence to their suffering. Metropolis follows Freders, the son of the city's leading industrialist, venturing into the workers quarters to meet a mysterious woman who turns out to be a preacher instigating a workers uprising.

Metropolis is a movie about class struggle, if one that ends up taking a decidedly liberal stance on it. Stating, very clearly, that the way forward to a better future is not in the working class disposing of, but learning to cooperate with the industrial class on an equal level. It's moral summed up with the proverb "The mediator between the brain and the hand shall be the heart." that is repeated quite a few time throughout the movie.

This way it's surprisingly idealistic for a dystopian parable, presenting, as solution to class conflict, the moderating influence of modest, empathetic men acting according to decent, very explicitly christian, virtues. It, is, by now, common knowledge that Metropolis was one of Adolf Hitler's favourite movies. Accordingly, it's tempting to look for traces of fascist ideology in it, even more so considering that screenwriter, and director Lang's wife at the time Thea von Harbou, eventually ended up a member of the National Socialist party.

While it's tempting to read fascist sympathies into that moral of class collaboratism, what is notably absent from Lang's dystopian epic, though, is any reference to the nation state or the the "Volkskörper" as the unifying element between proletariat and bourgeouisie. Opting instead to pay tribute to the virtue of universal solidarity and mutual understanding as the foundation for a better future. While Metropolis certainly can't be read as a marxist movie, it's certainly not conforming to the ideology of Mussolini and Hitler either.

There is a lot to be said about Metropolis' politics, but from a modern perspective, it's much more famous as the grandfather of a lot of what we now consider hallmarks of the science fiction movie. Metropolis' depiction of a futurist society, even from a modern perspective, is undeniably impressive. Looking at the movies production values, even now, it's tempting to assume that it might have been single handedly responsible for the german economic crisis. The production design is nothing if not lavish, its elaborate sets, masses of extras and effects work feeling ahead of its time by multiple decades. Straight up, Metropolis' iconography not only paved the way, but is still present in just about any subsequent depiction of a futuristic society. Star Wars, Blade Runner, Brazil, they all owe a lot to Metropolis' visual language.

Also, for something that's damn near a hundred years old, it's still a lot more watchable than you might assume. Not only for its still impressive visual design, but simply for how fluidly it all moves along. It's not a dense plot by modern standards, simply for the limitations of the silent film as a medium. Something that would be plot heavy by modern standards would have had to consist to about 70 % of text cards to be conveyed silently, but the visuals and the acting manage to convey a lot of nuance.

From a modern perspective, Metropolis' morals might come off as a bit naive, and its christian subtext as very heavy handed, but where it might lack some of the insight into the mechanics of the post industrial totalitarianism that would only really manifest in reality a bit later, a lot of what we now expect from this kind of premise is already there, and better fleshed out than one might expect. It's not hard to see how Metropolis is a movie that can only be described as historical.
 

gorfias

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Paul Tomas Anderson is very much Hollywood's Darling. I like plenty of his movies: this left me a little tepid.

I'm not super-bothered by the age difference, for a number of reasons. Firstly, I think the age limit is a relatively blunt tool with a purpose of preventing exploitation. Although the law is what it is (kudos to your wife's amusing and rapid interjection), given exploitation is the real problem, that the film is able to stress the maturity of the younger (and immaturity of the older) and that the relationship is not predatory, I'd let it pass. Plus that the film feels like it covers a significant stretch of time - surely months at least - and you could imagine he's 16 at the end of the film, which is legal in many of jurisdictions. Even if not the one where the film is set.

I have more of an issue because it seems to be a film heavily about a golden age mystique and nostalgia, self-referential Hollywood (similarly to Tarantino's "Once Upon a Time..."), and gazillion star cameos, which I think the Hollywood establishment and critics collectively wet themselves over, especially in the hands of a favoured child. But all that means relatively little to me. The soundtrack is great and helps sell the movie, but...

At core it's quite a sweet and conventional romance (ups and downs, will they won't they, but of course they will because it's love, duh), fairly amusing in parts. It's... nice. It's well done and I can recognise lots of it as good. It's not quite my type of movie.
I loved Once Upon a Time in Hollywood but I don't think I could watch it a 2nd time. There is one very drawn out scene that is very suspenseful. But now that we know what happens? If I see it on streaming I may watch a few scenes but skip over that.

And thank you for articulating what I did not. Why the age difference in this film is not alarming. As you note, it isn't predatory. Psychologically, they are more a match than their age should dictate.

Samaritan

A kid thinks the old garbage man next door (Sylvester Fuckin Stallone) might be a superhero who faked his own death years ago after an epic clash with his supervillain counterpart. The city is sad and rainy and has a Robocop feel to it; there's also a bunch of punkish psychos running amok. It's violent but also entirely bloodless, which feels like a cop out. I like Stallone in it: maybe his best movie in a while, though that's not saying much. So this is Unbreakable in Robocop town but not quite as good (or smart, or consistent) as either.
Agreed. Saw it on Amazon Prime. 3/5. Perfectly serviceable.
I did love that twist. Why, if he is Samaritan, is he so dour. We find out and it is a better than average twist that explains it.
 
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Baffle

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Full Metal Alchemist (the new Netflix live action thing). Just absolute nonsense, and not in a good way. Genuinely might as well have just watched Power Rangers 25 years ago.

The Departed. Not bad. For some reason I thought this was supposed to be one of those 'must watch' films, but it's not that good so I think I maybe just got it mixed up with Jack Nicholson being in lots of memes. Ruined mostly by having Mark Wahlberg in it.
 

BrawlMan

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The Departed. Not bad. For some reason I thought this was supposed to be one of those 'must watch' films, but it's not that good so I think I maybe just got it mixed up with Jack Nicholson being in lots of memes. Ruined mostly by having Mark Wahlberg in it.
That's a remake of a Hong Kong film called Infernal Affairs. The original is better, and has two sequels that are prequels to the original.
 

XsjadoBlayde

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All My Friends Hate Me (BFI player)
Ah shit, they've found the social anxiety weak spot especially heightened during SSRI withdrawal, as specific as that sounds. Where every perceived tiny thing is filtered through a mentally warped lens of hostility leading to paranoia. Albeit with just posher people in posher environments, though the lead actor is refreshingly more "normal/average" looking as opposed to the usual tendency of picking pretty archetypes. The uncomfortable relatability doesn't last all the way through, thankfully, as events take a turn elsewhere. This is definitely recommended either way. Am a little jealous and confused as to why the US and Canada get to see these Brit films in circulation like months before we do though. What are they paying you???
 
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I Came By - (Netflix)
The dad from the once-better-rated-than-Citizen-Kane Paddington films is a British judge with a few unsavoury secrets here, whom an idealist burglary group stumbles across, causing some unintentional chaos. There's unexpected pacing with a few surprise directions and some solid class awareness going on. I don't know if anything was cut for a lowerr age rating, but there were a couple of moments where it felt like some answers were missing or glossed over, along with the precise kind of cuts you'd see from a film trying to skirt the limits of PG-13 scanners. It's worth a go though, feels a lil fresher than it initially looks.
 
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Gordon_4

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I Came By - (Netflix)
The dad from the once-better-rated-than-Citizen-Kane Paddington films is a British judge with a few unsavoury secrets here, whom an idealist burglary group stumbles across, causing some unintentional chaos. There's unexpected pacing with a few surprise directions and some solid class awareness going on. I don't know if anything was cut for a lowerr age rating, but there were a couple of moments where it felt like some answers were missing or glossed over, along with the precise kind of cuts you'd see from a film trying to skirt the limits of PG-13 scanners. It's worth a go though, feels a lil fresher than it initially looks.
Yeah, IMDB is not being kind to this one. Like really taking it to task xD
 

XsjadoBlayde

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Yeah, IMDB is not being kind to this one. Like really taking it to task xD
I can see certain aspects of it that will not resonate with types of audiences, perhaps especially non UK audiences too. But IMDb has also been rather unhelpful when trying to distinguish quality from chaff in criticism, their industry database is their main draw for me at least. 😇
 

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Sunshine, 7/10

This is one of several films where Alex Garland and Danny Boyle cooperated as writer and director respectively. It's about a spaceship tasked with restarting the sun with (presumably nuclear) bombs with a payload "the size of Manhattan island". Watching it now is kind of funny, because most of the actors here have since blown the fuck up: Cillian Murphy, Chris Evans, Hiroyuki Sanada, Benedict Wong, and Michelle Yeoh just had a major career revival with Everything Everywhere All at Once.

It starts out very strong. The characters are well written, the acting's good, the setting is interesting and holy moley does this film punch several classes above its weight when it comes to visuals. I was absolutely blown away that this movie was made for only £26 million, when it looks easily double or even triple that budget. The CGI already looks good for 2007, but for a film of this budget from 2007 it's downright amazing. The music's great and the movie is very good at building tension as things start to fall apart one by one.

Which is why it's a shame when the second half isn't nearly as good. After a legitimately fantastic scene with one of the greatest pieces of film score ever created (Adagio in D Minor by John Murphy) the film kind of switches gears and becomes a lightweight horror movie. Nothing wrong with that in itself, but the film also starts taking longer and longer leaps of logic and stretching suspension of disbelief past breaking point. As the small questions mount, you start to pay attention to other things, like why doesn't there seem to be any protective equipment or barriers around the lethally cold computer coolant, or how a man presumed dead for 7 years just manages to sneak into the spaceship with zero security clearance and fuck things up effortlessly. Not only that, but the film's editing starts also going haywire in the horror parts, and suddenly it's like you're watching a completely different movie from the first half.

Still, it doesn't ruin the film. The climax is still tense and wild if a bit weird, but the very end provides some quite enthralling visuals. I can genuinely say that I've never seen the interior of the sun visualized in any other film. But again it's a shame that the aforementioned score is reused in the ending, when its impact would have been so much greater if it'd been spared only for it. In a way it reminds of James Cameron's The Abyss not just with the closed sci-fi setting, but also how in the second half things get weird and start to fall apart. If the whole film was as good as the first half, this could be a 9/10. But alas, we don't live in that universe.
 

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I Came By - (Netflix)
The dad from the once-better-rated-than-Citizen-Kane Paddington films is a British judge with a few unsavoury secrets here, whom an idealist burglary group stumbles across, causing some unintentional chaos. There's unexpected pacing with a few surprise directions and some solid class awareness going on. I don't know if anything was cut for a lowerr age rating, but there were a couple of moments where it felt like some answers were missing or glossed over, along with the precise kind of cuts you'd see from a film trying to skirt the limits of PG-13 scanners. It's worth a go though, feels a lil fresher than it initially looks.
It's worth a watch in terms of them making a completely unempathisable protagonist. Just, like, really annoying. It's not a bad film, though very similar to something I watched a few months ago with David Tennant in (but set in America).
 

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Event Horizon.

I am late to the party. A decent film (possibly overrated), and apart from a few bits of bad CGI it looks good for the time I think. But, come on now, just look at the interior design of your ship. How did you think it wouldn't be a chaos ship? Just, like, spikes and coffin-shaped doorways everywhere for no reason at all.