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Dune 2 was great. Don't regret the three hours spent on the worst cinema seat I've ever had the misfortune to lay my ass on.

I will say that I thought SOMEHOW the movie was a little rushed. Paul's descent into godhood was at a snap of a finger, and I felt the overwhelming numbers of the Fremen ended up being undersold.

Also the people putting Austin Butler's character on the same level as Heath Ledger's Joker are insane.

But overall, 9/10 cinema is saved (for the time being).
 

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Dune 2 was great. Don't regret the three hours spent on the worst cinema seat I've ever had the misfortune to lay my ass on.

I will say that I thought SOMEHOW the movie was a little rushed. Paul's descent into godhood was at a snap of a finger, and I felt the overwhelming numbers of the Fremen ended up being undersold.

Also the people putting Austin Butler's character on the same level as Heath Ledger's Joker are insane.

But overall, 9/10 cinema is saved (for the time being).
Man LOTR sure spoiled us. A combined nearly 6 hour movie, and as I was rewatching Part One last I was thinking "Man it would be cool if we got directors cut with a full intro giving us the back story"

Part of the reason I rewatched Part one was to verify they never quite explain why the fremen could be such a valuable army.

In the books its explained that the reason everything is caught between fuedalism and scifi is because humanity just recently reset a lot of its technology due to the war with AI so military tactics are more complicated and having able bodied highskilled warriors is important.

I really would have tweaked that last scene just a tiny bit though. Maybe show millions getting ready for war and actually show them spreading over the galaxy in their jihad.

They also never explain in either movie that The emperor had just lost a war recently and while hes still powerful, Attreides has both power and standing to potentially challenge his rule specifically. I guess what saying really is that, maybe for the best, the movie avoids "setting the stage", it gives you barebones information. I imagine well get a lot more in Messiah.
 

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Dune Part 2 (2024)

No offense, but this wasn't for me. There's way too much talent and effort and attention to detail in it for me to say it's bad, but god, am I not the audience for it.

Dune Part 2, retells the second half of Paul Atreides' crusade to drive the Harkonnen dynasty off the planet Arrakis as the leader of the Fremen, assuming the role as their prophesized messiah.

Not to be a killjoy, but productions like this are the reason people think Science-Fiction is for nerds. Dozens of wholly made up languages and cultures and traditions and fashions and machinery and not a single human emotion in the entire thing. It's honestly almost impressive. Now listen, I read the book this is based on half my lifetime ago. And as far as I can tell this movie is not strictly speaking a poor adaptation. For as much as I can remember, most of the same things happen. But its depiction of these plot beats is so mechanical and so bereft of relatable human emotion that I felt alienated all the way through.

Dune 2 is obsessed with worldbuilding. Most of its runtime is worldbuilding. To the point that it's actually jarring whenever a character expresses an intention or an emotion or anything aside from jargon laden, lore heavy exposition in English. Innumerable strange cultural and religious ceremonies are rendered in painstaking detail. There is a fairly lengthy section set on the home world of the villainous Harkonnen dynasty, whose entire aesthetic is pretty much what you get if you put "Star Wars Empire designed by H.R. Giger, photorealistic, high quality" into one of those AI image generators. It's all in black and white (implicitly diagetic because they have a black sun or something, I didn't get and I don't remember whether that was in the book or not) which is so full of compositional and editorial directorial indulgences that I started wondering, and I still do, if all Villeneuve saw in this material was a canvas to project his own visual interests onto.

Bear with me here. Some of what was interesting in the source material is still interesting here. Mainly the whole idea of how a prophecy sets its own fulfillment into motion. Honestly, it really feels like a Monkey's Paw situation. I lamented that the first Dune movie was lacking that orientalist mysticism, where Dune 2 is full of prophecies and visions and rituals but the complete lack of any humanity just turns faith into another mechanical process. Much like love is turned into a process, the relationship between Paul and his Fremen lover Chani somehow feeling less passionate than that of Anakin and Padme.

I mentioned, offhandedly, that I'm way more excited for the uncut releases of Rebel Moon than for any continuation of Dune and honestly, Dune Part 2 was nothing if not an affirmation. People, justifiedly, called out Rebel Moon's characters for being relatively straight forward archetypes, at least in the movies present release, but Dune 2's characters are mere plot devices, moved around to act out the plot of the book, relegated to an empty vehicle for Villeneuve's visual obsessions. Actually, no, let me elaborate on that. Did you ever notice how, in Villeneuve movies, people expressing emotions are presented like someone farting in church? No, hear me out. Remember that one scene in Blade Runner 2049, where K learns that he isn't a naturally born human after all and he briefly loses his composure, cursing his fate? And how it's framed in this weirdly unsympathetic, awkwardly detached way despite being the pivotal moment of his character development? Dune Part 2 is full of emotional moments that are directed almost exactly like that. In a way that alienates the viewer from the characters feelings, rather than letting them take part in them.

I started off writing this review with a verdict of "I respect its attention to detail and sophisticated visual direction but it wasn't for me." in mind but the more I wrote about it, the more I realized: I kinda hated this. Dune 2 is about what I imagine it would look like if one dark day, an AI could create a complete 3 hour movie. Visually sophisticated to the point of saturation, meticulously following the plot of a classic novel. Full of nerdy, detail obsessed world building. And devoid of any heart and soul. It's film making for people who dismiss moral clarity and human compassion in film as "woke". It's a classic story being drowned out by stylistic directorial obsessions in the same way the dreadful Hans Zimmer score (and if there's one person in the industry I wish would finally retire, it's him) is drowning out the dialogue.

Surely there's gotta be some acceptable compromise in high budget film making between Marvel "Playing to the cheap seats" glib banality and this kind of leaden, directorial indulgence. I never thought I'd be the one to stick up for populist cinema but at least I can acknowledge that something like James Cameron's Avatar movies, while much less artistic, are no less of an auteurist project, despite still maintaining accessibility. This just feels decadent. Masturbatory to the point I almost felt embarassed watching it in a theater with other people. With all due respect. Fuck this.
"relationship between Paul and his Fremen lover Chani somehow feeling less passionate than that of Anakin and Padme. "? That's some serious hate right there!!!!!
Me and my nerd gang will watch it at my place when its streaming.
 

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Reddit has surprisingly finally come full circle on the original trilogy. Everyone now seems to agree Lost World was a bit of a nonsensical dumpster fire. Id need to dig it up but last year some famous YouTubers like RLM did an analysis of the film and pointed out it is rife with technical errors and plot holes.
For me, it's always been that Jurassic Park is just the one movie.
 

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Poor Things on Hulu

Reminded me of a Terry Gilliam movie. Very very strange. Thank g-d I did not see this with my kids. Emma Stone is bolacky and having simulated sex in 1/2 of it. Director Yorgos Lanthimos likes making super weird movies that do have their fair share of naked women in them. Dog Tooth is a major case in point.

Fish out of water comedy and feminism, Emma Stone is a very pregnant woman that jumps off a bridge. I assume she's brain dead so a mad scientist takes her baby's still living brain and puts it into mom's skull, creating a new person on a journey of self discovery and liberation.
Uneasy with the idea that prostitution is liberating. Emma does this for an act of the movie.

Not for everyone but I like weird, social science kinda movies so it did work for me. B+

 

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American Fiction

A very heavy-handed satire of liberal racism. Jeffrey Wright plays an embittered writer with some acclaim but not much success who resents that his work is ignored for not being "Black enough". One night he gets drunk and decides to write a parody of the stereotypical literature that he hates, which of course wows the industry overnight, so now he has to play along assuming a bullshit "I'm from the streets" persona. I think we've all at some point looked at a painting or a book or a song that's inexplicably popular yet so dumb and low-effort we think, I could do that in an afternoon. There's that Family Guy episode where embittered writer Brian pens a bullshit self-help book ("Wish it, Want it, Do it") and it also plays out more or less the same. Anyway, it's a pretty funny movie. Jeffrey Wright is awesome. Everyone in it, really. Wish it had spent more time with the satire and not so much on family melodrama but it was all well written and acted so no complaints.


This Is Me... Now

Essentially a 65 minute music video that loosely charts J-Lo's vicious love life with the typical grandiosity and narcissism of a pop star. It's the slick, expensive version of one of those black tank top vanity projects from the 80s. The musical numbers are all dreams she tells her shrink. There's also a council of personified zodiac signs, played by J-Lo's friends, that look down to her love life with great interest and provide running commentary. Cute that she's still tight with Jane Fonda. This movie treats the zodiac like it's a eugenics program ("You're a Taurus and she's a Leo? You guys must fight a lot") yet somehow J-Lo never bothers to apply this wisdom in her own relationships, which all end invariably in heartbreak. I hope it works out with Ben.
 

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When Evil Lurks, 7/10

This is a recent Argentinian horror film where a man discovers that someone in his village has been possessed by a malevolent force (I guess you could call it a demon), and he tries to get rid of it. That's kind of a slim synopsis, because the movie kind of goes all sorts of places, and there's not really any other movie specifically like it. I really enjoyed it. It reminded me of movies like It Comes at Night and It Follows the most, because of its atmosphere of omnipresent dread, and information being deliberately limited to the viewpoints of only a few characters. You feel just as confused and helpless, and know as little of what's going on as the characters. It feels very much like a nightmare, where anyone could turn on you at any point, anywhere. It's unrelentingly paced, and the first half is legit some of the most intense horror cinema of the decade so far. Both in how stressful and tense it is, but also in its graphic content. This isn't some non-stop splatterfest, but when the squick happens, this movie does not fuck around. It's absolutely ruthless and cruel, but never gratuitous and doesn't revel in its graphic nature.

The main character is where I'm expecting this movie to lose viewers the most. He is not a hero by any metric, and quite a shitty and downright stupid person in a lot of respects. In a more conventional movie this character would be just frustrating to watch, but due to us following his viewpoint exclusively for 95% of the film, the viewer does engage with him. His acting is also really good, so that helps. This is not a movie that will leave you feeling happy or even satisfied by the end, and the ending is a sadistic twist of the knife. But that's what it's going for, and it pulls it off very well. For a second feature this is one hell of a showing.

They Shall Not Grow Old, 9/10

This is a Peter Jackson "documentary" about World War 1. I put documentary in quotes, because this is more like a visualized audiobook in its presentation: there's no talking heads, no analysis, no going through big events or anything like that. Instead it's composed entirely of audio interview excerpts from british WW1 veterans spliced together, put over restored and colorized footage of WW1. I'm saying restored, but that's selling it a bit short: they added frames to the footage with the help of AI so it runs at a realistic framerate, and even created a soundscape for the footage entirely from scratch, because there literally doesn't exist one. And as a presentation it does a terrifyingly good job of pulling you in. Events you've only seen in goofy old-timey video footage or grainy black and white photographs suddenly become as real as present day, and makes them seem real in a way I've never seen before. It's genuinely haunting, like ghosts from long past coming back to life.

The film is structured somewhat narratively, going from the outbreak of the war to recruitment, training, arriving in France, trench warfare, charges, technological developments and eventually the end of the war. It does a terrific job of pulling you in, and makes you feel like you're going through the war yourself with these chaps. The matter of factly presented, audio scrapbook format of the narration brings the day to day of the war to life incredibly well, and it's legitimately terrifying to listen to testimonies of the most horrific things described over footage of those very things. With how AI has developed in recent years I can't help but feel a bit frustrated at just how much more could probably be done with this concept today. But this is still one hell of a documentary, and incredibly topical in today's world.

I also only now realized that the title has two meanings, one uplifting and one terribly depressing: They shall not grow old, ie. the memory of these men shall not fade. But also they shall not grow old, as in these men will never live to see old age, or even their twenties in a lot of cases.
 
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One thing I forgot to mention about Dune 2 was that I couldn't tell if the movie was being funny intentionally. I'm sure you have all seen the Lisan al-Gaib memes with Javier Bardem's character, I saw them before watching and so kept giggling for most of his scenes.

Also, for some reason in the book I never really caught the super religious vibes. I guess to the reader, the faith of Fremen is just a result of Bene Gesserit propaganda. But in the movie, the religious fervor of the Fremen is very apparent. Made me realize that that's just one more thing that 40K ripped off from Dune, except they changed the flavor from Islam to Christianity.
 
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Ricky Stanicky

Think Adam Sandler type humor plus The Hangover plus some other screwball comedy like oh, Hall Pass and you get the idea. I’ll admit though that John Cena won me over by the end as being able to convincingly pull of this style of comedy perhaps better than most of his peers. There is a…unique layer of self deprecation at play here that’s offset with an equal amount of wit and redemptive efforts which makes it ultimately work - as much as this kinda script typically allows at least - better than I’d have thought after the first few minutes.

It’s somewhat raunchy but in such a silly way that thanks to Cena’s level of commitment I couldn’t really help but laugh.
 
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Poor Things (2024)

Yorgos Lanthimos' latest movie, starring Emma Stone who, hey, just won an Oscar for her performance in it.

Set in sort of a hazy, fantastical interpretation of late 19th Century Europe, Stone plays Bella, a kind of homunculus created by mad scientist Godwin, played by Willem DaFoe. Godwin "created" her when he implanted the brain of an unborn child into the body of its recently deceased young mother, creating a person who is, more or less, a rapidly maturing child in the body of an adult. And as Bella is rushing through the development of child to adult, she ends up getting engaged to her creators assistant before deciding to leave her sheltered life to go on a journey around Europe with a sleazeball lawyer who thinks he's taking advantage of her until... well, she figures out to turn things around on him.

This isn't quite all that happens but it is a basic overview. Poor Things is a movie whose intentions are a bit hard to parse. On face value it appears as if it presented Lanthimos' attempt to understand women (an endeavour that has certainly driven smarter men than him close to madness) but it's also... well, really silly. And that's kind of confusing, because while Lanthimos' has certainly made comedic movies before, the humor in The Lobster or Killing of a Sacred Deer was black as coal and just as dry. Poor Things is, for a lack of a better word, really goofy.

While his usual preoccupations with deeply unhealthy family and relationship dynamics are still present, the framework more closely resembles Wes Anderson's cartoonier outings. One imagines if Bella had taken a slightly different route across Europe, she might have spent a couple of nights at the Grand Budapest. All of which is to say... almost everything about this movie is really coming out of left field.

You get all of those zany Terry Gilliam-isms related to the world building like steam powered carriages with horse heads grafted to the front or DaFoe's frankensteinian science experiments, heapings of dirty humor (a bit more than half of which relies on how intrinsically funny it is when people explicitly talk about sex in that overly formal, victorian style of speaking. Which, don't get me wrong, is a pretty good bit.) and that story about a sheltered woman discovering her sexual agency and asserting her personal autonomy in a male dominated world.

It's one of those movies where it's hard to tell just how many layers of irony it's really on. A lot of people have half jokingly compared it to last year's Barbie as a story about female self discovery, and make no mistake, it's a whole lot funnier and a whole lot more emotionally satisfying than Barbie but its also very in your face gimmicky and despite a story that goes some dark places constantly at the verge of being kitsch. And I'm not saying its unique brand of candy colored, feminist coded sex comedy is worse than the ice cold and razor sharp deadpan of Lobster or Sacred Deer, but with a stylistic departure this drastic it's hard not to wonder what has gotten into Lanthimos all of a sudden.

Make no mistake, I liked Poor Things quite a bit. Even if I'd still argue that Sacred Deer was probably Lanthimos' peak. But it does by all means feel like kind of a deviation from what I've come to expect from the director. Let me be blunt, if from here on out all of his movies were like this, I'd probably be pretty tired of them pretty soon. But on its own it is compelling, charming and, yes, pretty funny. If nothing else, bold statement proclaiming "expressionism is not dead" as it cooks up its own little synthesis of Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton, Wes Anderson and even a bit of Guy Maddin. But it sure is coming from an unexpected place.
 
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Poor Things (2024)

Yorgos Lanthimos' latest movie, starring Emma Stone who, hey, just won an Oscar for her performance in it.

Set in sort of a hazy, fantastical interpretation of late 19th Century Europe, Stone plays Bella, a kind of homunculus created by mad scientist Godwin, played by Willem DaFoe. Godwin "created" her when he implanted the brain of an unborn child into the body of its recently deceased young mother, creating a person who is, more or less, a rapidly maturing child in the body of an adult. And as Bella is rushing through the development of child to adult, she ends up getting engaged to her creators assistant before deciding to leave her sheltered life to go on a journey around Europe with a sleazeball lawyer who thinks he's taking advantage of her until... well, she figures out to turn things around on him.

This isn't quite all that happens but it is a basic overview. Poor Things is a movie whose intentions are a bit hard to parse. On face value it appears as if it presented Lanthimos' attempt to understand women (an endeavour that has certainly driven smarter men than him close to madness) but it's also... well, really silly. And that's kind of confusing, because while Lanthimos' has certainly made comedic movies before, the humor in The Lobster or Killing of a Sacred Deer was black as coal and just as dry. Poor Things is, for a lack of a better word, really goofy.

While his usual preoccupations with deeply unhealthy family and relationship dynamics are still present, the framework more closely resembles Wes Anderson's cartoonier outings. One imagines if Bella had taken a slightly different route across Europe, she might have spent a couple of nights at the Grand Budapest. All of which is to say... almost everything about this movie is really coming out of left field.

You get all of those zany Terry Gilliam-isms related to the world building like steam powered carriages with horse heads grafted to the front or DaFoe's frankensteinian science experiments, heapings of dirty humor (a bit more than half of which relies on how intrinsically funny it is when people explicitly talk about sex in that overly formal, victorian style of speaking. Which, don't get me wrong, is a pretty good bit.) and that story about a sheltered woman discovering her sexual agency and asserting her personal autonomy in a male dominated world.

It's one of those movies where it's hard to tell just how many layers of irony it's really on. A lot of people have half jokingly compared it to last year's Barbie as a story about female self discovery, and make no mistake, it's a whole lot funnier and a whole lot more emotionally satisfying than Barbie but its also very in your face gimmicky and despite a story that goes some dark places constantly at the verge of being kitsch. And I'm not saying its unique brand of candy colored, feminist coded sex comedy is worse than the ice cold and razor sharp deadpan of Lobster or Sacred Deer, but with a stylistic departure this drastic it's hard not to wonder what has gotten into Lanthimos all of a sudden.

Make no mistake, I liked Poor Things quite a bit. Even if I'd still argue that Sacred Deer was probably Lanthimos' peak. But it does by all means feel like kind of a deviation from what I've come to expect from the director. Let me be blunt, if from here on out all of his movies were like this, I'd probably be pretty tired of them pretty soon. But on its own it is compelling, charming and, yes, pretty funny. If nothing else, bold statement proclaiming "expressionism is not dead" as it cooks up its own little synthesis of Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton, Wes Anderson and even a bit of Guy Maddin. But it sure is coming from an unexpected place.
I likened it to Wes Anderson and Terry Gilliam meet Tinto Brass. Glad I didn't see it with my daughter. That would have been uncomfortable! I'll have to watch Sacred Deer again. I don't recall it feeling like a black comedy, even a pitch dark one!
 

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Think Adam Sandler type humor plus The Hangover plus some other screwball comedy like oh, Hall Pass and you get the idea. I’ll admit though that John Cena won me over by the end as being able to convincingly pull of this style of comedy perhaps better than most of his peers. There is a…unique layer of self deprecation at play here that’s offset with an equal amount of wit and redemptive efforts which makes it ultimately work - as much as this kinda script typically allows at least - better than I’d have thought after the first few minutes.

It’s somewhat raunchy but in such a silly way that thanks to Cena’s level of commitment I couldn’t really help but laugh.
John Cena in general has proven to be a far greater talent than most of his former wrestler turned actor peers. I remember being genuinely impressed at his acting in James Gunn's Suicide Squad, where he was funny, convincingly badass and legitimately scary without one ever treading on another. Plus all interviews I've seen of him seem to indicate that he's a genuinely good and self-aware dude.
 
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Poor Things (2024)
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Make no mistake, I liked Poor Things quite a bit. Even if I'd still argue that Sacred Deer was probably Lanthimos' peak. But it does by all means feel like kind of a deviation from what I've come to expect from the director. Let me be blunt, if from here on out all of his movies were like this, I'd probably be pretty tired of them pretty soon. But on its own it is compelling, charming and, yes, pretty funny. If nothing else, bold statement proclaiming "expressionism is not dead" as it cooks up its own little synthesis of Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton, Wes Anderson and even a bit of Guy Maddin. But it sure is coming from an unexpected place.
A fair summary but also explains why I didn't much care for it.
I wanted to like it but the word I would use to capture the style of these directors you mention is WHIMSY and WHIMSY often goes over my head. Like maybe it's cure for a half hour but a whole-ass movie? It all just feels kind of insufferable to me, like a bunch of theater kids with too much construction paper and time. I dunno.. it's an aesthetic thing, a vibe thing, like there's nothing wrong with it I just... blech, don't care.
And your point about not wanting more movies like it- exactly. With Burton and Anderson, I like their first movies, but then can't bother with the rest, it's like.. I get it, you're WEIRD and precious, bye.

Apparently, the novel Poor Things takes place in a regular Victorian England but Lanthimos wanted to quirk it up with the whole Alice in Steampunkerland vibe.
 

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Dune Part 2 (2024)

No offense, but this wasn't for me. There's way too much talent and effort and attention to detail in it for me to say it's bad, but god, am I not the audience for it.

Dune Part 2, retells the second half of Paul Atreides' crusade to drive the Harkonnen dynasty off the planet Arrakis as the leader of the Fremen, assuming the role as their prophesized messiah.

Not to be a killjoy, but productions like this are the reason people think Science-Fiction is for nerds. Dozens of wholly made up languages and cultures and traditions and fashions and machinery and not a single human emotion in the entire thing. It's honestly almost impressive. Now listen, I read the book this is based on half my lifetime ago. And as far as I can tell this movie is not strictly speaking a poor adaptation. For as much as I can remember, most of the same things happen. But its depiction of these plot beats is so mechanical and so bereft of relatable human emotion that I felt alienated all the way through.

Dune 2 is obsessed with worldbuilding. Most of its runtime is worldbuilding. To the point that it's actually jarring whenever a character expresses an intention or an emotion or anything aside from jargon laden, lore heavy exposition in English. Innumerable strange cultural and religious ceremonies are rendered in painstaking detail. There is a fairly lengthy section set on the home world of the villainous Harkonnen dynasty, whose entire aesthetic is pretty much what you get if you put "Star Wars Empire designed by H.R. Giger, photorealistic, high quality" into one of those AI image generators. It's all in black and white (implicitly diagetic because they have a black sun or something, I didn't get and I don't remember whether that was in the book or not) which is so full of compositional and editorial directorial indulgences that I started wondering, and I still do, if all Villeneuve saw in this material was a canvas to project his own visual interests onto.

Bear with me here. Some of what was interesting in the source material is still interesting here. Mainly the whole idea of how a prophecy sets its own fulfillment into motion. Honestly, it really feels like a Monkey's Paw situation. I lamented that the first Dune movie was lacking that orientalist mysticism, where Dune 2 is full of prophecies and visions and rituals but the complete lack of any humanity just turns faith into another mechanical process. Much like love is turned into a process, the relationship between Paul and his Fremen lover Chani somehow feeling less passionate than that of Anakin and Padme.

I mentioned, offhandedly, that I'm way more excited for the uncut releases of Rebel Moon than for any continuation of Dune and honestly, Dune Part 2 was nothing if not an affirmation. People, justifiedly, called out Rebel Moon's characters for being relatively straight forward archetypes, at least in the movies present release, but Dune 2's characters are mere plot devices, moved around to act out the plot of the book, relegated to an empty vehicle for Villeneuve's visual obsessions. Actually, no, let me elaborate on that. Did you ever notice how, in Villeneuve movies, people expressing emotions are presented like someone farting in church? No, hear me out. Remember that one scene in Blade Runner 2049, where K learns that he isn't a naturally born human after all and he briefly loses his composure, cursing his fate? And how it's framed in this weirdly unsympathetic, awkwardly detached way despite being the pivotal moment of his character development? Dune Part 2 is full of emotional moments that are directed almost exactly like that. In a way that alienates the viewer from the characters feelings, rather than letting them take part in them.

I started off writing this review with a verdict of "I respect its attention to detail and sophisticated visual direction but it wasn't for me." in mind but the more I wrote about it, the more I realized: I kinda hated this. Dune 2 is about what I imagine it would look like if one dark day, an AI could create a complete 3 hour movie. Visually sophisticated to the point of saturation, meticulously following the plot of a classic novel. Full of nerdy, detail obsessed world building. And devoid of any heart and soul. It's film making for people who dismiss moral clarity and human compassion in film as "woke". It's a classic story being drowned out by stylistic directorial obsessions in the same way the dreadful Hans Zimmer score (and if there's one person in the industry I wish would finally retire, it's him) is drowning out the dialogue.

Surely there's gotta be some acceptable compromise in high budget film making between Marvel "Playing to the cheap seats" glib banality and this kind of leaden, directorial indulgence. I never thought I'd be the one to stick up for populist cinema but at least I can acknowledge that something like James Cameron's Avatar movies, while much less artistic, are no less of an auteurist project, despite still maintaining accessibility. This just feels decadent. Masturbatory to the point I almost felt embarassed watching it in a theater with other people. With all due respect. Fuck this.
My man, I get exactly what you're saying.
I haven't seen Dune 2 and I'm on the fence about going to the theater. On the "pro" hand, I haven't enjoyed a cinematic theatrical spectacle in a while and I kinda miss it. I wanna sit in a theater and by blown away.
On the other hand, my wife has 0 interest, it's almost 3 hours long, and I was so bored by the first movie.

I couldn't connect with Blade Runner 2049 either and your post kind of puts the finger on why. I mean maybe the bigger sin of it all for me is that I didn't have ANY feelings for any of them. I know I watched them but I couldn't tell you what happened or what any of it meant.
 
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John Cena in general has proven to be a far greater talent than most of his former wrestler turned actor peers. I remember being genuinely impressed at his acting in James Gunn's Suicide Squad, where he was funny, convincingly badass and legitimately scary without one ever treading on another. Plus all interviews I've seen of him seem to indicate that he's a genuinely good and self-aware dude.
Yeah, I kinda wonder what would happen if he and Keanu were co stars in something lol. It could be a comedy/action flick, maybe called “Kill ‘em with Kindness” and perhaps play a bit on the fourth wall with their IRL personalities since they’re both pretty familiar at this point.
 

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I don’t disagree with any of this, but I think auto-correct screwed your over because every instance of ‘Dinosaur’ is spelt as ‘Dinosaw’.
 
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