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thebobmaster

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Weapons 8/10

Same director as The Barbarian, and similar mystery-horror-thriller vibes, though heavier on the mystery than the horror.
17/18 kids from the same 3rd grade class just up and run out their houses in the middle of night to nobody knows where. The movie takes turns from the perspectives of characters to piece together what happens, primarily the teacher (the skinny dyed-blonde lady from Ozarks) and one of the kid's father (Josh Brolin). There's also the principle (the 2nd in command magician guy from the MCU Dr Strange).
Basically if you liked the Barbarian and the premise, you'll like the delivery, which I do and I did. My only qualm is a certain similarity between the villains but don't wanna get into spoilers.
 
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Hundreds Of Beavers: Ok, I get it / Great

Hundreds of Beavers, 9/10
After this glowing endorsement, and a couple others I've read here the past couple of years, I finally decided to watch it, and I get the love for it now. Once I settled in and understood that everything about this movie was very intentional (i.e.: that it wasn't necessarily budget constraints so much they WANTED it to look very corny and slapped together,) I was able to appreciate it as the labor of love it is. It's non-stop silliness and absurdity from start to finish; It's like a live-action Wile E. Coyote movie, and I love those cartoons.

That said, I think one watch was enough. Almost 2 hours for what I'm used to getting from Looney Tunes in 5-7 minutes was a bit much. And that's not a knock; I love pizza, but I don't eat a WHOLE pizza in one sitting. If I do watch it again, I'll probably fast forward to the bits I liked the most, and there were a lot.
 
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Daddy's Home

An extremely crass rip-off of The Heartbreak Kid (in which a newlywed schmuck falls for another woman during his honeymoon) that misses the point by making the dude and his wife into 50-somethings with kids going on a second honeymoon. Here the wife is a perfectly centered and loving character, while the husband comes across as merely bored or stressed out by routine. So when he starts sneaking around the resort and chasing after a 19 year old Miss Dominican Republic I can't say I see the comedy in it. I just feel sorry for the wife.

There's a bit at the beginning that is basically a riff on Something About Mary, in which the husband suffers an embarrassing bathroom incident and the whole plane eventually becomes privy to it. Except in Mary it's embarrassing because he's at his date's house, and he's also risking his one shot at prom night. Here there's nothing at risk, and his wife is there to comfort him. So there's nothing at risk, and nothing of consequence comes of it. That's just the whole movie in a nutshell.
 

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One Battle After Another, 8/10

This is the recent Paul Thomas Anderson film that's been making waves, and deservedly so. It's about a former revolutionary turned stoner burnout whose daughter gets captured by a military colonel whom he once had beef with, and a tense search and rescue ensues. That doesn't really bring across what kind of film this is, which is the most provocative, politically incendiary big budget mainstream film released in like 20 years. It doesn't just kick the hornet's nest, it runs a whole football team over it and then sets it on fire. It's set 5 minutes (or more like 5 seconds) into the future in the US, where the country seems to be tearing apart at the seams, on the brink of separation or outright civil war. The details of this dystopian future are kept somewhat vague since we experience the vast majority of the film from grassroots level, but it still sinks its teeth into tons of uncomfortable topics: the militarization of police, rounding up of immigrants and dissidents, political violence and terrorism, armed revolution, white supremacy, the list goes on.

It's great, but I didn't have quite the epiphany some people seem to have experienced with this film. It's top of the line stuff through and through: the production values are outstanding, the stacked cast (Benicio del Toro, Leo DiCaprio, Sean Penn among others) are all bringing their A-game, the filmmaking is just through the roof. The tone is a very interesting mix of oppressive dystopia, stoner farce and an incredibly tense action movie, giving it a very interesting, eclectic feel. The pacing is just immaculate: the 2 h 40 minutes just flew past.
 

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Y2K

Horror comedy period teen sci-fi... thing... about computers and kitchen appliances taking over a New Year's house party. At least I thought that's what the movie was shooting for. The carnage happens about 30 minutes in and lasts for like 5 or so minutes. The rest of the movie follows our surviving characters, which really feel selected at random, as they trek through the woods and sort of make up objectives as they go. It spends most of the time running on empty.
 
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Good Boy

A cancer patient goes live in his grandfather's house in the woods in New Jersey, taking his loyal dog with, and then supernatural shit starts happening. Basically a low budget haunted house flick, but the gimmick is that it's from the PoV of a dog. Let's get it out of the way first: yes, the boy is very good, and yes, the boy ends up ok. I don't think this will end up an all-time classic, but it works quite well on its own terms, sustaining some good suspense along its fairly short runtime, largely due to our protagonist being both unable to fully comprehend nor really communicate all the strange goings-on, but still displaying unwavering loyalty. If you're a dog lover, prepare to melt.

Next up: same thing, but cat instead of dog, and it's 100 mins of a cat of a cat not giving a shit and do it own thing while ghosts happen in the background.
 

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The Bad Guys 2 - 9/10

Aside from a couple of very telegraphed plot points, this was a lot of fuckin' fun. A few on the nose parodies but nothing that's gonna distract from the otherwise fun plot and characters.
 

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The Beast Within

Yet another entry into the "Dad's turning into a werewolf" horror subgenre, which always makes for a handy metaphor for dad being abusive to his wife and kid.

The nothing burger twist at the end: the kid imagined the werewolf stuff, the dad was just being abusive to his wife and kid.
 
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The nothing burger twist at the end: the kid imagined the werewolf stuff, the dad was just being abusive to his wife and kid.
That's a shitty rip off of the Tales from the Hood segment, "Boys Do Get Bruised". And even that storied implied the boy has a supernatural power at least. WTF?!

BTW, did you ever see Werewolves (2024)? It's actually pretty good overall.
 
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That's a shitty rip off of the Tales from the Hood segment, "Boys Do Get Bruised". And even that storied implied the boy has a supernatural power at least. WTF?!

BTW, did you ever see Werewolves (2024)? It's actually pretty good overall.
And that segment was, you know, actually pretty good.
 
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That's a shitty rip off of the Tales from the Hood segment, "Boys Do Get Bruised". And even that storied implied the boy has a supernatural power at least. WTF?!

BTW, did you ever see Werewolves (2024)? It's actually pretty good overall.
Haven't seen it. Actually I don't think I've ever seen a single good werewolf movie, outside of An American Werewolf in London, and possibly the Nicholson movie but I don't really remember anything about it.
 
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Actually I don't think I've ever seen a single good werewolf movie, outside of An American Werewolf in London, and possibly the Nicholson movie but I don't really remember anything about it.
You never seen the first The Howling? It's an excellent werewolf movie, even though it's not accurate to the novel. Which most people haven't read any way. The film I highly suggest you watch with your girl with, with the lights off. It does get legit scary. What about Dog Soldiers? That is another great werewolf film, but it's more action-horror. Still worth it, and a better Resident Evil film, than all of the other live-action RE films.
 

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And while not a full movie, there's a certain segment of Trick R' Treat that is fantastic. Can't say more about it without spoilers, but...yeah.
 
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