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Mortal Kombat (2021)
Noticed it's on HBO (always has been, lol) so I gave it a watch and it's a fun little action movie. There is a plot that sure exists. The mystic abilities are very cheesy superhero stuff. I like how the movie almost immediately sets up the fact that okay, people here can take much more punishment than normal people, and it applies to everyone. It's much better than for example Ballerina where only a select few are superhuman.

As a side note the Finnish subtitles are machine translated and clearly haven't been checked by a living person. In 2021 they didn't have good AI translation yet so the results are fucking hilarious! It even translates Sonya's last name sometimes. 5/10 without subs but 7/10 with them.
 
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The Wrecking Crew - 5/10

Super average action flick starring Dave Bautista and Jason Momoa as brothers. Their father gets killed by a hit and run driver just after putting a very important package in the mailbox and it causes the brothers reunite, and you can pretty much predict every beat of the movie. Their father almost looked like he purposefully stepped into the street to get hit in the scene so I was a bit confused on how it was some purposeful murder. The stars are solid in the action scenes but the action scenes themselves are pretty average and derivative for the most part. There's a car chase scene that has heavy amounts of CGI and the physics are just bad. The scene also has a very similar feel of the car scene from Mr. & Mrs. Smith (family SUV) and played mostly for laughs, but it's not nearly as good or inventive. The action finale has segment that's a complete ripoff of Oldboy. Lastly, I didn't realize how heavily Hawaiians use the word "brah", I'm hoping that's bad script vs how they actually talk.
 
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Lastly, I didn't realize how heavily Hawaiians use the word "brah", I'm hoping that's bad script vs how they actually talk.
To be fair, it's basically the ONE guy who overuses that term for the 3 minutes he's on screen, but I can admit, it made me wonder if "brah" is actually colloquially widespread in Hawaii. I always thought it was a term largely popularized by white 20-something, burnt out stoners, but its inclusion in the film by native Hawaiians leads me to believe otherwise. Or, yeah, maybe just bad writing.
 
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Went and saw Return of the King Extended in theaters... again. This time I took notice of some things I hadn't really considered before, and came to a surprising conclusion: the Extended edition is weaker than the theatrical, and IMO by quite a margin. Whereas Two Towers Extended fixed a lot of the theatrical's pacing issues and added scenes that felt straight up missing, RotK's Extended ends up creating pacing issues that weren't there before. Since there is so much added stuff, it starts to genuinely affect the pacing, and more often than not for the worse. During the first half the pacing felt more like a miniseries than a movie to me, which is understandable considering the 4-hour runtime. Boy howdy is there a lot of buildup to the Minas Tirith battle.

Outside of the Saruman scene, which is essential to the story, the added bits (and they are mostly added bits, not extended scenes) don't really contribute to the story, and actually detract from it in multiple ways. Gimli was already comic relief in the theatrical, but still retained a sort of mournful, grim determination core to the character. The extended just makes him a straight up clown, which in turn ends up seriously hurting the Paths of the Dead scene. And the alterations to how that scene plays out create probably the biggest deflation of tension in the whole trilogy. Some added bits of character interaction, like the one between Faramir and Pippin are nice, but feel in no way essential in the same way Aragorn and Boromir's respective scenes in Fellowship Extended do. The additional scenes don't really change how you look at a character, or flesh out parts of the story that felt underdeveloped. Mostly they just feel indulgent, and the parts where there's little or none added just have a much smoother flow to them. It also ends up drawing unwanted attention to the timescale of things: in some sections you can be watching day turn to night, then cut to a different part of the story where no more than like 30 minutes can have passed since the last time you saw those characters. It ends up taking me out of the movie for a bit when I start to wonder "Wait, exactly how long have they been here?"
 
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The Girl in Cabin 10 (Netflix)

Another movie that feels like it is supposed to be a mystery, but someone just walks up to the protagonist and tells her (Keira Knightley) what is going on/what has happened. Based upon a book! Must have been a thin book! To be fair, she figures out a thing or 2, just, not what happened or why.

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Went and saw Return of the King Extended in theaters... again. This time I took notice of some things I hadn't really considered before, and came to a surprising conclusion: the Extended edition is weaker than the theatrical, and IMO by quite a margin. Whereas Two Towers Extended fixed a lot of the theatrical's pacing issues and added scenes that felt straight up missing, RotK's Extended ends up creating pacing issues. Since there is so much added stuff, it starts to genuinely affect the pacing, and more often than not for the worse. During the first half the pacing felt more like a miniseries than a movie to me, which is understandable considering the 4-hour runtime. Boy howdy is there a lot of buildup to the Minas Tirith battle.

Outside of the Saruman scene, which is essential to the story, the added bits (and they are mostly added bits, not extended scenes) don't really contribute to the story, and actually detract from it in multiple ways. Gimli was already comic relief in the theatrical, but still retained a sort of mournful, grim determination core to the character. The extended just makes him a straight up clown, which in turn ends up seriously hurting the Paths of the Dead scene. And the alterations to how that scene plays out create probably the biggest deflation of tension in the whole trilogy. Some added bits of character interaction, like the one between Faramir and Pippin are nice, but feel in no way essential in the same way Aragorn and Boromir's respective scenes in Fellowship Extended do. The additional scenes don't really change how you look at a character, or flesh out parts of the story that felt underdeveloped. Mostly they just feel indulgent, and the parts where there's little or none added just have a much smoother flow to them. It also ends up drawing unwanted attention to the timescale of things: in some sections you can be watching day turn to night, then cut to a different part of the story where no more than like 30 minutes can have passed since the last time you saw those characters. It ends up taking me out of the movie for a bit when I start to wonder "Wait, exactly how long have they been here?"
What annoys is when Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas jump off the pirate ships by themselves to face an army of orcs by themselves, and then surprise, undead army behind them in the theatrical edition.

In the extended they do the same thing, only the exact same thing happened when they got on the pirate ships. Not much of a surprise unless we totally forget the very last scene they were in.
 
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Saw this on TV many years ago, on Australia's SBS in their timeslot for really weird and cheap films. I think it worked.
 

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It really did. It knew exactly what it wanted to be, and was exactly that for the most part. They just needed someone with a lot more experience than the lead actor actually had to make the dialogue he said cheesy rather than corny.
 
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I vaguely remember a movie, maybe a made for tv movie, remake of the Crow where everything seemed to have been filmed in broad daylight on a really sunny day, which...odd.

Apparently there was a Crow tv series, maybe I'm thinking of that.
 

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I vaguely remember a movie, maybe a made for tv movie, remake of the Crow where everything seemed to have been filmed in broad daylight on a really sunny day, which...odd.

Apparently there was a Crow tv series, maybe I'm thinking of that.
Or you're thinking of this movie. There was a fair bit of daylight in this one. Which...yeah. For the record, I don't intend to cover the remake any time soon. It's not streaming anywhere, and I don't care enough to pirate it, and I'm sure as hell not paying for it.
 
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Return to Silent Hill (2026)

Back when I wrote a review for Silent Hill Revelations I, rhetorically, asked why the Silent Hill movies went directly from an adaptation of the first game to an adaptation of the third game while skipping the second one. Back then I suggested that was because sometimes god has mercy on us. Return to Silent Hill is one of many pieces of evidence to suggest that by now, he might have abandoned us for good.

All polemics aside, though, Return to Silent Hill is, indeed, a loose adaptation of Silent Hill 2, originally released in 2002 and remade, very competently, in 2024. Silent Hill 2 is widely held to have one of the best stories in any video game, period. A gothic tale of young widower James Sunderland taking on an orphic journey to the titular lakeside town where he and his wife had spent their honeymoon, finding it haunted by monsters and demons representing his own repressed guilt. I don't necessarily think of it as having the best story in the medium, or even really in its own series, but I will definitely say it's probably pretty high up there. Adapting it to film is french director Christophe Gans who had previously adapted Silent Hill 1 in 2006, a movie that is widely considered to be one of the better video game adaptations for reasons mostly incomprehensible to me.

About two years ago, when I played Bloober Teams remake of Silent Hill 2 I was, sometimes, wondering how a version less slavishly devoted to the original, a version more eager to get weird with it might have looked. Of course I did that with the knowledge that when, say, the remakes of Final Fantasy 7 "get weird with it", they get to do that because they're made by most of the creative team behind the original game applying decades worth of hindsight to the original text and reflecting on their own work and its cultural impact. It's not that nothing good can't possibly come out of a creator making someone elses work his own, I'd never say that, but I will say that Return to Silent Hill certainly doesn't make an argument for it.

RTSH takes the broad strokes of Silent Hill 2. There is a guy named James, played by Jeremy Irvine. He meets a girl named Mary, played by Hannah Emilie Anderson. They start a relationship. They're not together anymore. He receives a letter from her and goes to the town of Silent Hill, where, in this version, they lived together. He finds it turned into a sort of foggy purgatory overrun by demonic creatures. He goes on a journey through it to learn the truth about Mary and himself. An attempt is made to remix and reframe the story beats of the source material. The movie turns James into a tortured artist. The movie adds an evil, demon worshipping cult again, which is an angle the Silent Hill movies just can't let go off and which factors heavily into Mary's new backstory. Supporting characters like Angela and Laura now explicitly represent aspects of Mary. And the reveals are handled very differently, none for the better.

It tells a story of 8 hours in a time frame of under 2 hours and somehow felt it wise to still overcomplicate it, to a point where the attempts at increased complexity combined with the movies breathless pacing add up to something that won't make sense to people familiar with the game and will be impossible to follow for those who aren't. All of which makes RTSH feel less like a properly developed narrative and more like a highlight reel of surrealist setpieces that, I imagine, are about what someone who's never seen a David Lynch movie thinks David Lynch movies are like. It's just the fact that the movies plot is the "And then..." method of writing, taking to its absolute extreme, where James gets pushed from location to location and from setpiece to setpiece, being given barely more time to do anything other than run and grunt, any sort of arc being practically imperceptible. Well meaning but sparse and underwritten flashback sequences elaborating on his and Mary's relationship doing little to alleviate that problem, although the fact that neither of the actors playing them seem to be working very hard doesn't help. Matter of fact, the best performance in this might be the kid that plays Laura who, hey, also voiced her in the games remake. Also, this might be petty, but indulge me for a moment: Is it just me or do more and more productions these days just feature a psychotherapist among their cast, just so they can have an excuse to bluntly exposit on a characters mental state? I feel like I've been seeing that more and more often, recently.

Writing aside, the movie's also just not well produced. I'm cutting them some slack for obviously working on a low budget but it has that characteristic smeary, fuzzy low budget CGI look that so many European fantasy productions are settled with and it's just not good enough at stylization to make it work. It's not that the monster and environmental designs are necessarily bad, although they mostly miss the mark of the games art direction, but it's that the visual style makes all of it look like a 00's music video. I would have liked to be able to say that I could appreciate the movie at least as an artistic parade of surreal sequences but frankly, the movies direction is just way too loud and obnoxious for that. So despite its best efforts it certainly can't pass as an arthouse production. RTSH goes out of its way to pay visual homage to films like Rosemary's Baby, The Shining and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, but it's never more than this cheap, trashy fastfood simulacrum of an arthouse horror movie. Limp Bizkit sampling the Suspiria soundtrack.

Let me be honest here, I really, really didn't enjoy this. It's not a good adaptation of Silent Hill 2. It's not a good original movie inspired by Silent Hill 2. It doesn't look good. It doesn't sound good. It's not written well or even comprehensibly. I don't think Christophe Gans was a good pick to direct the first Silent Hill movie nor was it a good idea to let him direct another one. Silent Hill is a setting with almost unlimited potential and yet all either of its adaptations ever managed to produce are worse versions of the games. Just fucking let a good director tell their own story in the Silent Hill universe. There's no reason to continuously try, and fail, to adapt the games. There is a reason people say that sort of behavior is the definition of insanity. This is probably the worst out of the three Silent Hill movies, simply on the virtue that at least Revelations occasionally managed to be unintentionally funny. If they ever make another one, I hope they rethink their approach. Or maybe they'll just drag Christophe Gans back in five years to adapt fucking Silent Hill 4: The Room, what do I know.
I'll write this for the 1st Silent Hill movie: I remember some scenes that left a mark on my imagination. I recall virtually nothing from the 2nd. As this movie made you believe g-d may have abandoned us, I'll take that as a hint to skip this one :)
 

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For all of its faults (and there are definitely quite a few), Sybil being burned alive in the first Silent Hill movie was actually pretty effective. As for the second movie...the main thing about it that I remember is funny for meta reasons. So, you have a character who dies in the original game, being played by Sean Bean, an actor who is notorious for dying in basically every role he plays ever...and he SURVIVES the adaptation?
 
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Or you're thinking of this movie. There was a fair bit of daylight in this one. Which...yeah. For the record, I don't intend to cover the remake any time soon. It's not streaming anywhere, and I don't care enough to pirate it, and I'm sure as hell not paying for it.
I think I'd have remembered Aztec elements, the one I'm thinking of seemed to be redoing the original, just not well.

Oh, maybe the tv series had a movie length pilot, looking on wiki it seems that the events of the original movie might happen all in the first ep, and there's new stuff after that.
 
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What annoys is when Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas jump off the pirate ships by themselves to face an army of orcs by themselves, and then surprise, undead army behind them in the theatrical edition.

In the extended they do the same thing, only the exact same thing happened when they got on the pirate ships. Not much of a surprise unless we totally forget the very last scene they were in.
Oh yeah. Not only does it deflate the long-term tension, it basically ruins what is supposed to be a moment of triumph by essentially repeating it twice.
 
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Went and saw Return of the King Extended in theaters... again. This time I took notice of some things I hadn't really considered before, and came to a surprising conclusion: the Extended edition is weaker than the theatrical, and IMO by quite a margin. Whereas Two Towers Extended fixed a lot of the theatrical's pacing issues and added scenes that felt straight up missing, RotK's Extended ends up creating pacing issues that weren't there before. Since there is so much added stuff, it starts to genuinely affect the pacing, and more often than not for the worse. During the first half the pacing felt more like a miniseries than a movie to me, which is understandable considering the 4-hour runtime. Boy howdy is there a lot of buildup to the Minas Tirith battle.

Outside of the Saruman scene, which is essential to the story, the added bits (and they are mostly added bits, not extended scenes) don't really contribute to the story, and actually detract from it in multiple ways. Gimli was already comic relief in the theatrical, but still retained a sort of mournful, grim determination core to the character. The extended just makes him a straight up clown, which in turn ends up seriously hurting the Paths of the Dead scene. And the alterations to how that scene plays out create probably the biggest deflation of tension in the whole trilogy. Some added bits of character interaction, like the one between Faramir and Pippin are nice, but feel in no way essential in the same way Aragorn and Boromir's respective scenes in Fellowship Extended do. The additional scenes don't really change how you look at a character, or flesh out parts of the story that felt underdeveloped. Mostly they just feel indulgent, and the parts where there's little or none added just have a much smoother flow to them. It also ends up drawing unwanted attention to the timescale of things: in some sections you can be watching day turn to night, then cut to a different part of the story where no more than like 30 minutes can have passed since the last time you saw those characters. It ends up taking me out of the movie for a bit when I start to wonder "Wait, exactly how long have they been here?"
What makes that scene during the Paths of the Dead in the Extended Edition even worse is that it's the complete antithesis to the book in the worst way. In the book this moment nearly broke Gimli. He's so fucking scared he's seconds away from running back out of the cave and leaving Legolas and Aragorn to their fate. He doesn't, but just the fact that he almost got to a point where he would do that fills him with a shame that he says he'll carry with him forever. And Tolkien being Tolkien you really feel that suffocating fear he experiences as he slowly makes his way through the Paths of the Dead. For the movie to treat it like a complete joke is such a fucking slap in the face.

Having a scene showing the orcs with a battering ram before Grond gets brought in is another pointless inclusion. The whole thing with the siege of Minas Tirith is to immediately show the increase in scale compared to the Battle of Helms Deep. Sauron is not fucking around and having Grond just brought forward by default to smash down the gate as it was in the theatrical version emphasized that.

Another change that is a tad eyebrow raising, but in a humourous way, is extending the walk from the palace courtyard to the catacombs when Denethor brings Faramir to the pire. In the theatrical version it's implied it's maybe one or two buildings over, but in the Extended Edition it's a good 100 yards from the courtyard to the pire. Meaning that when Denethor gets lit up he runs that entire distance AND across that long-ass courtyard on fire before throwing himself off the point.

I think the Extended Edition of Return of the King works best in the third act. It really makes Mordor feel a lot bigger and like an actual country as opposed to just a field with a mountain like in the theatrical version.
 
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The Jerk: A Gem / Great

Navin, a grown white man, is a bumbling, tender-hearted idiot who sets out into the world after living a protected life with his adoptive African-American family in the deep south. He accidents his way into success in a world filled with those who would use, abuse, and exploit his naivete.

Not my first watch, actually seen it several times, but worth a mention. It's a cozy movie, of its time, and really funny. Not necessarily in the "belly laugh a minute" sort of way, but it certainly works even to this day +40 years later. Steve Martin is a treasure as only he can be.