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Welp, time to get lynched by a generation, it was nice knowing you all.
I'll be honest, Sixteen Candles has not aged well in many aspects. Most of John Hughes film's haven't. The one that escaped mostly unscathed in my opinion is The Breakfast Club and even there's many moments that you look at with an infinitely more critical eye than audiences of the day would.
 
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I'll be honest, Sixteen Candles has not aged well in many aspects. Most of John Hughes film's haven't. The one that escaped mostly unscathed in my opinion is The Breakfast Club and even there's many moments that you look at with an infinitely more critical eye than audiences of the day would.
Yeah, watching this for the first time, without any nostalgia, there were definitely just so many "this was acceptable back then?" moments.
 
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Sorry I'm not terribly familiar with the Sopranos, nor am I particularly clever. So can you do me a solid and just call me a spacker if that's what you mean.
It's just one of the hundred instances in Sopranos of characters feigning outrage or surprise over a hot take.


(I had to look up "spacker")
 
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Huh, looks like there isn't a gif of Tom Baker as the 4th Doctor telling Daleks to "Spack off!"

(Apparently he got "stay away" and "back off" or something garbled and they didn't do a retake)
 

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The Astronaut

Kata Mara is an astronaut that crash lands back on Earth and is taken by NASA to a chic cabin in the woods so they can run tests on her. This is the start of pretty much every other movie about a middle-aged mom falling down a paranoia rabbit hole (Someone's spying on me! Someone's trying to get inside the house! Someone's already in the house!) and for the most part the plot boils down to a Yes or No question. So it's just a run of the mill horror movie about a scared mom but the ending is goofy and bonkers enough to almost make me recommend it.

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Project Hail Mary - 6/10

Ryan Gosling goes to space to save the planet from an infected sun and meets a new friend on the way. The is based on the book of the same name that was written by the guy that wrote The Martian. I pretty much knew nothing about the movie going in besides The Martian connection. I was expecting a much more science heavy movie but the science aspect is really light and I'd even call bad. I feel like the reason the sun is infected makes no sense. Also, several scenes with Ryan Gosling's new friend don't make any sense as he sees via echolocation and it wouldn't make sense that he'd be able to see stuff on a screen for example but he can. The main crux of the movie is their relationship and it works for the most part; however, the movie is extremely schmaltzy and saccharine. The movie is probably the least scientific space movie ever made.
 
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Project Hail Mary - 6/10

Ryan Gosling goes to space to save the planet from an infected sun and meets a new friend on the way. The is based on the book of the same name that was written by the guy that wrote The Martian. I pretty much knew nothing about the movie going in besides The Martian connection. I was expecting a much more science heavy movie but the science aspect is really light and I'd even call bad. I feel like the reason the sun is infected makes no sense. Also, several scenes with Ryan Gosling's new friend don't make any sense as he sees via echolocation and it wouldn't make sense that he'd be able to see stuff on a screen for example but he can. The main crux of the movie is their relationship and it works for the most part; however, the movie is extremely schmaltzy and saccharine. The movie is probably the least scientific space movie ever made.
Don't fault a thing for being the thing it is. Yes, the movie is very loose with its adherence to scientific realities, but you should have guessed that the moment they dismissed interstellar spacefaring as effectively "oh, that's the easy part." It's a beautiful movie that uses all of the plot armor and McGuffins to tell a story about a forged bond between two alien entities, and it nails it. All that to say it's not a movie about realistic space travelling capabilities or the likelihood of extraterrestrial life; it's not a Sci-Fi movie in the strictest sense; it's a movie about a deeply committed friendship. As cheesy as that sounds, I think it'll be one fondly remembered as a classic as it ages.
 

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Don't fault a thing for being the thing it is. Yes, the movie is very loose with its adherence to scientific realities, but you should have guessed that the moment they dismissed interstellar spacefaring as effectively "oh, that's the easy part." It's a beautiful movie that uses all of the plot armor and McGuffins to tell a story about a forged bond between two alien entities, and it nails it. All that to say it's not a movie about realistic space travelling capabilities or the likelihood of extraterrestrial life; it's not a Sci-Fi movie in the strictest sense; it's a movie about a deeply committed friendship. As cheesy as that sounds, I think it'll be one fondly remembered as a classic as it ages.
Maybe I'm a bit harsh on the movie but I feel like the problem the main characters are facing just didn't make sense. Like a heist movie, the heist itself has to flow and make sense regardless of whether it's a serious heist movie or a fun one. Why have the alien have vision based on echolocation but then you disregard that several times later? You could've just made his vision to be normal vision. I don't mind handwaving stuff the movie really isn't about like interstellar travel or even the fuel source that probably also makes no sense (the astrophage literally does anything the story requires). You could've had the astrophage be some new and unknown type of life and essentially had that be the explanation for everything (and it would make enough handwavy sense) since that was the theory of Gosling's character but they made the creature very standard composition for, I guess, a joke.
 
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Melania

Purports to be a documentary about the 20 days leading up to Trump's second inauguration from the perspective of the ol' ball and chain, who narrates the whole thing with the deadpan energy of a machine telling me I don't have any new messages. It is, if nothing else, true to their spirit: shallow, empty and tedious. You won't learn anything about Melania except that her favorite song is Billie Jean, which she tries to sing, and that she's still sad that her mom died, effectively making President Jimmy Carter's funeral about herself. Another hilarious bit has her taking off on a big ass plane branded 'TRUMP' to the beat of Gimme Shelter, the camera holding on her inexpressive face just as the song repeatedly climaxes to "Rape! Murder! It's just a shot away!". And this is supposed to make them look good!

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Mercy

Chris Pratt (Wieners, Movie 43) sits down and parses through found footage for 90 minutes trying to clear his name and solve his wife's murder. Rebecca Ferguson phones it in as a judgy chatbot. Strapping down your action lead to a chair for what is essentially the Asylum's budget version of Minority Report isn't a great sell, and there's a lot of braindead streaming service dialogue ("As you know, you were traumatized by your partner's death a year ago"), but if nothing else this is neither the worst Chris Pratt streaming cash grab that I've seen (The Electric State simply being longer) nor is it the worst screenlife cash grab (The War of the Worlds). So there is that.

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Why have the alien have vision based on echolocation but then you disregard that several times later?
That's clearly addressed in the movie. Rocky builds a light sensor attached to an echolocation-friendly "sand-screen". Overall there is much more science in the book, but the movie doesn't forget that particular detail. An example of the hard sci-fi in the book is the way the necessary 2 million kilos of astrophage is gathered on Earth: they have to dim a large part of the Saharan desert with black metal plates to gather enough energy for them to multiply.
 
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nor is it the worst screenlife cash grab (The War of the Worlds). So there is that.
As an aside, the Asylum version of War of the Worlds was quite decent, IMHO, better than the Tom Cruise movie. Admittedly in part because they couldn't afford to hire Tom Cruise.
 

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An example of the hard sci-fi in the book is the way the necessary 2 million kilos of astrophage is gathered on Earth: they have to dim a large part of the Saharan desert with black metal plates to gather enough energy for them to multiply.
Fun fact: Chuck Norris once lit a fart in the Sahara Forest.
 
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