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Thaluikhain

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I liked the bathtub scene, with the toes.

Ok, that probably sounds weird out of context, I'll admit.
 

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Apparently the "fake" footage of Arnie firing his helicopter weapons was taken from a King Kong film...dunno it it was in-universe as well, since it was fake footage.

Also I like Mick Fleetwood as Mic, the grumpy musician turned freedom fighter, again for meta ness.
 

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Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation

Buster and Babs sail downriver in Deliverance country while Plucky joins Hamton and his family on an interminable road trip to HappyWorldLand. Been there, done that. 10/10
 
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The Hunger Games: Ballad of Songbirds & Sneks

Not so much about Snow's rise to power as his fall from grace, although he's more than halfway there as the movie begins. Better than the last couple of Katniss movies though none of these really need to be 150 minutes long.
 
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I, Daniel Blake, 10/10

This is a british drama from 2016 about a widower who's forced to wrestle with the bureaucracy of social benefits after having suffered a heart attack. He befriends a single mother and her two children who are dealing with similar issues, and stuff follows from there.

It. Is. Bleak. It's one of those movies that's so understated, so grounded and so down to earth that every scene of frustration, misery and injustice hits with 110% accuracy. Despite fortunately not having had to deal with these issues in a long time, it still hit home since I was unemployed for about a year and a half in 2019-2020. For most of the movie there's zero music, the camerawork is deliberately held back and the showiest moment in the movie is someone painting a graffiti on a wall. It puts story and characters to the absolute forefront and to its benefit. These characters are so relatable and so well acted that you basically forget you're even watching a movie. You feel like this story could be unfolding in the house right next to you, and like you're passing these characters every day on the street.

I initially rated this an 8/10, but then I started thinking: can I really find anything to criticize in this movie? And the answer is really no. It achieves everything it sets out to do with laser precision. It's never unengaging or boring, it's the exact length it needs to be, the acting's basically perfect, and the dialogue's airtight. It's far from the most exciting watch, in fact quite the opposite because it's so uncomfortable in its deliberate dreariness. In a movie this stripped down and small scale there's little you even can point at to criticize, and there's basically none in this. Good job, I Daniel Blake. Now I don't ever have to watch you again.

Godzilla (1954), 6/10

You all know what this is.

This is kind of a two-way thing. It's a landmark film in so many respects: kaiju cinema, special effects, japanese cinema in itself. And I'm tempted to say that the movies that followed this turned into a total bastardization of the original, which is a very somber, serious and even upsetting look at Japan's post -WW2 trauma. Yet at the same time I kind of understand why the sequels decided to ditch the somber angle and just turned into Monster Mash. Because the movie outside of that just isn't that interesting for a large part of it. In the first half instead of there being drama because there is a giant monster, it's more like there's drama and there's a giant monster. See Godzilla Minus One for an example of this balance done right: from the very outset the main character has a personal and immediate connection to Godzilla, and that is the main thrust of the character drama in the film. In the original it feels pretty incidental.

That's not to say it's all completely uninteresting outside the scenes where stuff gets smashed. The second half finally picks up on the human side, and there is some genuinely engaging drama there. It's nothing special (and might seem interesting purely by virtue of comparison), but it's interesting enough. The scenes where shit blows up are quite fun to this day: due to a lot of it being miniatures it has a sort of playful energy to it these days. The movie's not subtle about its message: in the final scene the character might as well be talking to the camera. But in a movie that feels this raw, like it's being directed by pure id, I'm willing to let that kind of thing slide.

Mad God, jury's out/10

This is a stop-motion live-action hybrid film by visual effects legend Phil Tippett. It was his passion project that was over thirty years in the making alongside other projects. I would try to say what it's about, but I honestly have no idea. It starts with a WW1-soldier looking dude being lowered in what looks like a diving bell into a strange nightmare world in search of something. What then follows is a truly bizarre and nightmarish journey through an alien world, and somewhere in there there's a point to it. Everything about this film is deliberately as offputting and alienating as can be: there's zero spoken dialogue, named characters, and least of all any explanation for anything you're seeing. Visually it's utterly repulsive: the world consists mostly of biomechanical contraptions and body horror creatures that make The Substance look tame in comparison. Everything is caked in filth, grime and excretions of all kinds, and it's extremely gory. Alongside Hard to be a God this is one of the most inaccessible and impenetrable films I've ever seen. Unlike abstract cinema like Lynch where you're expected to draw your own conclusions and interpretations, Mad God makes everything explicit, yet utterly befuddling in a way you can't help but respect. I have to watch it again, because the first time genuinely felt like a fever dream.

However, all of the above is not to say I didn't enjoy myself. The fact that it's so completely uncompromised in its vision and so committed to its style lends it a respectability all by itself. The visuals, despite their repulsiveness, are just brimming with creativity of the most demented kind. I'd never had to ask "are those supposed to be boobs or testicles?" before, but Mad God managed it. The Dark Soulsian storytelling invokes curiosity in the exact right way where you want to peel back the layers to understand more.
 
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Mad God is basically the film equivalent of a walking simulator. And that in no way is a mark against it, because it does it EXTREMELY well.
 

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28 Years Later: The Bone Temple, 8/10

The follow-up to 28 Years Later, this picks up right where the last one left off, with Spike being inducted into the psychotic band of Jimmy Savile cosplayer-murderhobos in the opening scene. Through a spectacularly bloody and traumatizing ritual he is forced to join their ventures, and on the other side of the aisle we've got Dr. Kelson and his ongoing pursuit of trying to find a way to treat the infected in some way. A very strange and offbeat post-apocalyptic movie ensues.

Unlike the first one, which I felt was weird not in a good way and kind of schizophrenic, this is weird in a good way, and very cohesive and consistent. It is among the strangest mainstream post-apocalyptic movies probably ever made, slipping into things like death cults, buddy comedy, borderline torture porn, and a setpiece at the titular Bone Temple that I don't want to spoil, but made my jaw drop with just how out there it was. Jack O'Connell is now 2 for 2 for great horror movie antagonist performances over the past year. Sir Jimmy Crystal is an incredibly unnerving, yet strangely captivating and charismatic character whose very presence oozes menace and malice. Every time he's on screen you know something's going to go horribly south, and there are some scenes here that are genuinely upsetting to watch thanks mostly to him. The small band/cult he leads could only exist in the mad, mad world of the post-apocalypse. I wouldn't call this a scary movie, but it is undoubtedly anxiety-inducing and disturbing. It is even gorier than the previous one, and that was no slouch in the crimson business.

Spike this time takes more of a backseat to let the bigger characters come to the forefront, and the result is some truly fascinating character dynamics. Kelson and Samson's "relationship" is downright wholesome, and takes some incredibly interesting turns. We even see brief flashes of how the infected perceive the world this time. This expands on what the first laid down and takes it in a whole new, unique direction. The first one got my curiosity, this one grabbed my attention. And if the third one manages to live up to the promise of those, we might have an all-new classic trilogy on our hands.
 

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J.K. Rowling sucks and Harry Potter adults are an embarrassment.
Chiming in on this a bit late, but JKR kind of dug her own grave on that one when she started introducing political elements into the Harry Potter narrative. The Chosen One stopping the Dark Lord in a world of wizards and magic is all well and good, but once you start trying to ground a world like that in real-world politics, you've basically shot your worldbuilding in the back of the head. Calling attention to your world mechanics like that only forces your audience to start looking at it more carefully, which then inevitably (or in the case of HP, immediately) collapses like a house of cards. I think the only reason it took so long for people to realize is that HP was a generation-defining literary and cinematic phenomenon, and its main audience were kids growing up alongside it. But as perhaps best illustrated by the Fantas(s)tic Beasts films having to answer the question of "Why didn't wizards stop the Holocaust?", JK's worlbuilding is complete nonsense that cannot sustain a narrative outside the main HP books, let alone one aimed at an adult audience. It's about as functional as trying to do a Ken Loach film in the He-Man universe.
 
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Okay, time to commit some heresy. Get your Bolters ready folks.

E.T. The Extra Terrestrial - 5/10

If you watch this movie for any reason, it should be for the extremely excellent technical work. All aspects of this film on that score are excellent. Framing, lighting, shot composition, staging etc you name it, its brilliant. This movie's technical acumen should be taught in film school (assuming of course it isn't already) because it was like being given lessons.

As a movie however, I cannot fathom for the life of me what the fuck this movie did that it was able to become the biggest movie Steven Spielberg would do money wise that didn't involve dinosaurs. Its boring. Like the movie is flat out dull to watch as a piece of entertainment. Can someone please explain it for my clearly smoothbrained self what the fuck is so enrapturing about this movie?
 

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Joker (2019)

Decided to watch this movie again after that crappy sequel.

And you know what? I have never felt so bad for the MC. The Killing Joke origin story is still dark, but this movie shows what happens when someone gets treated like shit and gets pushed over the edge.

Everyone in his life has failed him; his coworker gets him fired, his mother who was horribly abusive lied about who his father was, the hero figure that he looked up to mocked him, and the social worker unfortunately couldn't help him anymore.

He seemed pretty content with his life at the beginning of the movie, and then whole world begins to treat him like shit. I feel this movie is a great portrayal, a realistic one if I might add, that not all criminals are born evil.

I didn't know what I was getting into when I first saw it, and after watching it for the second time this is definitely a crime-thriller, or psychological thriller. Even a low-key horror movie IMO

Joaquin Phoenix is fucking amazing! Probably my second favorite performance from him after Gladiator. The dance sequence in the bathroom was breathtaking to say the least. And that subtle tremble in his body that turns into euphoria after he kills the late night host life on TV was just.... (Chef's kiss)

HISHE of course made a parody of this as they do with all movies; While most of them are for the laughs, this one felt wholesome and heartbreaking. Because it shows that sometimes all we need to do so show compassion to steer someone into right direction in their lives.
 
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Meek and awkward corporate strategist Linda is up for a promotion promised to her by the financial company's CEO. But when the CEO's son Bradley inherits the position, he gives the position away to a college friend of his. As Linda pleads her case, she comes across as frumpy, boorish, smelly, all the adjectives a corporate jackass might use to describe someone he believes to be beneath him. He fakes a very unlikely chance for her to earn the position by flying with him to Bangkok to assist in finalizing a deal. The plane runs into some weather and crashes into the sea where Linda and Bradley find themselves stranded and alone on a tropical island. Bradley is injured, but Linda proves to more than adept at survival as she secures shelter and provisions for the two of them. Despite being in incapacitated and lacking any survival acumen, Bradley insist on trying to lord his power and authority over Linda, but the power dynamics shift when they both realize that being that far from the office in that desperate a situation, titles and salaries don't mean shit.

It's billed as a "Survival Horror Thriller," and while it does anyone one of those fairly well at times, I'd say this one falls firmly into my Dark/Black Comedy bucket. I've famously mentioned on this site that I don't know what Dark/Black comedy is given nearly every one I've seen that calls itself Dark/Black comedy never made me laugh. This film had the whole audience laughing. It has its serious and violent moments, but once it hits its stride, it's basically one moment after another of Bradley ineptly bumbling around the island trying to be independent while Linda watches on and teases him from the comforts she's secured around herself. It does take a bit of a twist for its finale, but nothing too eye-roll-y. Recommended, but I'd wait for it come to streaming or Blu-Ray; the theater did nothing for this particular experience.
 

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Okay, time to commit some heresy. Get your Bolters ready folks.

E.T. The Extra Terrestrial - 5/10

If you watch this movie for any reason, it should be for the extremely excellent technical work. All aspects of this film on that score are excellent. Framing, lighting, shot composition, staging etc you name it, its brilliant. This movie's technical acumen should be taught in film school (assuming of course it isn't already) because it was like being given lessons.

As a movie however, I cannot fathom for the life of me what the fuck this movie did that it was able to become the biggest movie Steven Spielberg would do money wise that didn't involve dinosaurs. Its boring. Like the movie is flat out dull to watch as a piece of entertainment. Can someone please explain it for my clearly smoothbrained self what the fuck is so enrapturing about this movie?
That is a hot take. I was in Germany serving in USAF when it came out and went to see it with another couple. I loved it. The guy I was with bought a beer and was so engrossed he didn't getting around to taking a sip of it for the entire movie. I concede, I haven't watched it start to finish, maybe in decades. I don't know if I ever made my kids watch. Maybe the issue is that it's been borrowed from so much nothing in it seems to be original anymore?
How many times have we seen the take of a frightened person screaming directly into the face of another person, screaming back as he's just as frightened? I can't think of a particular instance right now, but I'm pretty sure I've seen it many times.


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Meek and awkward corporate strategist Linda is up for a promotion promised to her by the financial company's CEO. But when the CEO's son Bradley inherits the position, he gives the position away to a college friend of his. As Linda pleads her case, she comes across as frumpy, boorish, smelly, all the adjectives a corporate jackass might use to describe someone he believes to be beneath him. He fakes a very unlikely chance for her to earn the position by flying with him to Bangkok to assist in finalizing a deal. The plane runs into some weather and crashes into the sea where Linda and Bradley find themselves stranded and alone on a tropical island. Bradley is injured, but Linda proves to more than adept at survival as she secures shelter and provisions for the two of them. Despite being in incapacitated and lacking any survival acumen, Bradley insist on trying to lord his power and authority over Linda, but the power dynamics shift when they both realize that being that far from the office in that desperate a situation, titles and salaries don't mean shit.

It's billed as a "Survival Horror Thriller," and while it does anyone one of those fairly well at times, I'd say this one falls firmly into my Dark/Black Comedy bucket. I've famously mentioned on this site that I don't know what Dark/Black comedy is given nearly every one I've seen that calls itself Dark/Black comedy never made me laugh. This film had the whole audience laughing. It has its serious and violent moments, but once it hits its stride, it's basically one moment after another of Bradley ineptly bumbling around the island trying to be independent while Linda watches on and teases him from the comforts she's secured around herself. It does take a bit of a twist for its finale, but nothing too eye-roll-y. Recommended, but I'd wait for it come to streaming or Blu-Ray; the theater did nothing for this particular experience.
Looking forward to this. Looks like a violent take on "Swept Away" with roles reversed!



I think the only black comedy that had me in stitches to this day was "Observe and Report" which has but one mistep IMHO. Very funny, but dark!

 

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Meek and awkward corporate strategist Linda is up for a promotion promised to her by the financial company's CEO. But when the CEO's son Bradley inherits the position, he gives the position away to a college friend of his. As Linda pleads her case, she comes across as frumpy, boorish, smelly, all the adjectives a corporate jackass might use to describe someone he believes to be beneath him. He fakes a very unlikely chance for her to earn the position by flying with him to Bangkok to assist in finalizing a deal. The plane runs into some weather and crashes into the sea where Linda and Bradley find themselves stranded and alone on a tropical island. Bradley is injured, but Linda proves to more than adept at survival as she secures shelter and provisions for the two of them. Despite being in incapacitated and lacking any survival acumen, Bradley insist on trying to lord his power and authority over Linda, but the power dynamics shift when they both realize that being that far from the office in that desperate a situation, titles and salaries don't mean shit.

It's billed as a "Survival Horror Thriller," and while it does anyone one of those fairly well at times, I'd say this one falls firmly into my Dark/Black Comedy bucket. I've famously mentioned on this site that I don't know what Dark/Black comedy is given nearly every one I've seen that calls itself Dark/Black comedy never made me laugh. This film had the whole audience laughing. It has its serious and violent moments, but once it hits its stride, it's basically one moment after another of Bradley ineptly bumbling around the island trying to be independent while Linda watches on and teases him from the comforts she's secured around herself. It does take a bit of a twist for its finale, but nothing too eye-roll-y. Recommended, but I'd wait for it come to streaming or Blu-Ray; the theater did nothing for this particular experience.
7.5/10. I really liked it a lot. Worth seeing at the theater if you've nothing going on (I am on "forced" vacation as the boss wants me to use some time I've accrued). $10. No big whoop.
I loved the Sam Raimi flourishes a lot. I did chuckle a few times. Mostly was very engrossed. There was on point when I was asking myself what the point and getting a tiny bit antsy when a big surprise happens.
I knew something was up at the side of the island Linda tells Bradly to stay away from. And her finding a perfect knife washed up on shore should have tipped me off. I love the story about her deceased husband. It warns us Linda's moral descent is not sudden. With the secret reveal, it reminds me a bit of "Swiss Army Man"s. Super strange movie I recommend.
 
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Okay, time to commit some heresy. Get your Bolters ready folks.

E.T. The Extra Terrestrial - 5/10

If you watch this movie for any reason, it should be for the extremely excellent technical work. All aspects of this film on that score are excellent. Framing, lighting, shot composition, staging etc you name it, its brilliant. This movie's technical acumen should be taught in film school (assuming of course it isn't already) because it was like being given lessons.

As a movie however, I cannot fathom for the life of me what the fuck this movie did that it was able to become the biggest movie Steven Spielberg would do money wise that didn't involve dinosaurs. Its boring. Like the movie is flat out dull to watch as a piece of entertainment. Can someone please explain it for my clearly smoothbrained self what the fuck is so enrapturing about this movie?
I haven't seen ET probably since I was a kid but I recall liking it but never thought it was anything too special. I was never asking my parents to rent ET so I could watch it again or anything like that. As a kid, you should probably like that movie the most since it's about a kid on an adventure kinda how people got attached to movies like The Goonies or The Sandlot because they saw them as kids.
 
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7.5/10. I really liked it a lot. Worth seeing at the theater if you've nothing going on (I am on "forced" vacation as the boss wants me to use some time I've accrued). $10. No big whoop.
I loved the Sam Raimi flourishes a lot. I did chuckle a few times. Mostly was very engrossed. There was on point when I was asking myself what the point and getting a tiny bit antsy when a big surprise happens.
I knew something was up at the side of the island Linda tells Bradly to stay away from. And her finding a perfect knife washed up on shore should have tipped me off. I love the story about her deceased husband. It warns us Linda's moral descent is not sudden. With the secret reveal, it reminds me a bit of "Swiss Army Man"s. Super strange movie I recommend.
Yeah, I'll give the movie that it does kinda turn the audience on its head when the first half is built making you sympathetic for this awkward, young woman being bullied and mistreated by her entitled asshole of a boss, only to turn reveal she's is actually cold and calculated, almost evil, and you find yourself fearing for/siding with her boss who is effectively her prisoner.

But I guess that's the point in the end. Yes, it is a solid 7.5/10, a worthy watch.
 
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