Too much I wanted to quote so I'll quote none of it. My points, in brief (not really):
Shakespeare
My English teachers have played a game of Moving the Goal Posts with Shakespeare. Whatever we read next year is "the good Shakespeare". Romeo and Juliet (Freshman), Julius Caesar (Sophomore), Did we read Shakespeare junior year?, Othello (Senior). I'm still waaaaiting...
But, based on what I know of Shakespeare, it's clearly Shakespeare is better read than performed. No, I did not mix that up. Dense language like that must be read, not heard, to be comprehended. Shakespeare was capable in creating premises, but he had no skill in forming narratives. This became abundantly obvious in Othello - Othello has to think Desdemona is cheating on him, but Shakespeare has no idea how to actually accomplish that. I also think that it needed to be more clearly explained that Iago has supernatural powers. It's been a while since I read it, but if I recall rightly he can control the weather and weave Spheres of Silence, which makes him a pretty high-level mage.
The Scarlet Letter
As I was reading this book, I was also reading a very funny review series on another forum where a member critiqued fan-fiction posted on the forum. I mention this because as I read The Scarlet Letter, I kept drawing connections between it and that fan-fiction. This came to a head when several stories in a row had scenes where characters have visions of the past or future, but the reader is never told what it is (i.e. "he began to run from the thoughts of his past"). The same things happens in The Scarlet Letter.
For the past, er...two years...I've called The Scarlet Letter the second-worst book ever written (Left Behind being the worst). But recently I've been forced to bump Letter back to third-worst.
Brave New World
Has its ups and downs. Anyone who thinks it has anything to do with reality needs to get their head out of their ass. The person who said they never finished the book - I recommend you do so. I think you'll enjoy it. I certainly did. It's rare that dystopian novels have happy endings. What's that? It wasn't a happy ending? Was for me.
Lord of the Rings
If you can slog through Twilight, this should be a cakewalk. I just mention that because someone said they made it through Twilight but not this.
But why didn't they just ride the eagles?
Movies, Particularly Old Movies
Don't talk to me about shrinking attention span! Writers, directors, cinematographers, etc. all know how the human brain works. You get 3-5 seconds on a static shot, slightly more if it's on a person's face, and perhaps 15 minutes in a single location. Then you have to change, because people will be bored. This is basic stuff. Sitcoms know this. That's why they have a mechanical way of filming conversations: film the person talking from in front, plus over the other person's shoulder. Ditto for the other person. You have no other option - that's how people work.
May I point you in the direction of terrible anime? Hellsing Ultimate is a series of OVAs with no story (less than no story - any story elements serve to make it worse), solely a series of violent, blood-spattered, and occasionally horrifyingly sexual action scenes. But it is drawn brilliantly. It has to be - otherwise it would be boring. Perspective, camera angle, pose, light and shadow are all carefully managed to perfectly craft each scene.
Basically what I'm asking is for older movies to have the cinematic merit of an anime about Nazi vampires.