I hate DM's
always killing me for trying to break the game... or stab everyone in the back... or blow up the world...
if i cant be evil then its not worth playing!
"ok, so you've got the crystal, good job guys! man, that was intense" says the DM, after a battle with a dragon for the crystal we needed to complete this particular adventure.
"i throw it in the lava" Says Ultrajoes bluff-tastic archer
"ok, so we- ... ... what?"
"i take the crystal and chuck it in the lava"
"WHY?"
"im evil, i have to"
"but... but, its the only way to get into the (whatver it was, it was quite a while ago) and besides, your Good! it says so on your character sheet!"
"ive been lying, thats what makes me so evil"
"ill stop you!" says the fighter
"I convince you that it is for the greater good" says the uber-bluffing ultrajoe
"i fucking hate you"
And so the group was convinced that i should toss away the only way to save the world, i then go on to convince the goblin that what he really wants to do is set off a huge mother-fudging bomb.
Bluff is awesome. SO. DAMN. AWESOME.
They killed my character after that, now my ultra-bluffing bard sings merry songs and starts bar-fights while the rest do the actual adventure... or convincing the populace to hunt down my buddies... or bluffing my way into evil lairs and warning everyone.
Yeah, bluff rocks.