Do you have a catchphrase?

[Obot9001]

*They say something I didn't understand*
Me: What?!
Them: Huh?
Me: What?!?
Them: What?!
Me: I don't know, you're the one that said it.

 

[wynnsora]

Whenever something happens in a game or real life where it just randomly pours extra work onto me I go, "Mother Fucker!"

 

[Yubadias]

Whenever people say "Ready?" I say "Thunderbirds are go," It's not really a catchphrase but I just say it a lot.

 

[Thk13421]

"Sit the F*CK BACK DOWN!"
Or
"You're a Philosophizer!" whenever someone says something almost divinely stupid.

 

[GreyWolf257]

"Sixty-Nineing Coyotes"
It's not really a catchphrase, and every time I say it I have to do an extremely sexual looking hand-shake with one of my friends. It's kinda an inside joke with a fairly funny story behind it.

 

[a wet sasquatch]

Good for you
Yeah bro
fuck
I'll pull out your teeth and stab you in the eyes
I don't care

 

[Skuffyshootster]

"What the hell are you talking about?"

Usually in reply to someone saying something stupid, which, sadly, happens a lot.

 

[fgdfgdgd]

"fair enough" it's simple, short and understandable

 

[Danpascooch]

SHIT FUCK!

 

[Blair Bennett]

-snip-
No, Christ on a pogo stick!

Sir, I think you just found my biological father...or at least, I hope you did.

OT: I usually stick to incoherent screaming whenever something undesirable happens, though I have been know to utter an exasperated "What the blue fuck?!" every now and again.

Also, for a brief period in my life (long, long ago, I can assure you) a group of friends and I attempted to replace "that's what she said" with "SHABAM!"...tragic, I know.

 

[The Only]

i go with "whats wrong wit you?"
this applies every senario. it's even my opening line to meet someone

 

[Angelus SnV]

I have quite a few of (what my girlfriend calls) my "Angelisims"...'far as games are concerned they mostly deal yellin' out some refference to a "Batman Moment" (which is what i dub anything i find unbearably cool)....loud pauly-shoreish grunts (if i'm successful with somethin' hard) or a very Quagmire-esque "Aww..right!" if a cutscene hints to anything sexual (like the end result in Assassins Creed 2 after one of the assassinations)...

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

Don't be such a goddamn douchenozzle. TM.

 

[Gruthar]

I can't claim these as my own coinage -- that dubious distinction goes to my friends -- but:

"Fuck's up, ape-fuckers!" (As a greeting)
"Whatever... I'm a gambler." (In response to any criticism of risky behavior)

There are more, but I can't give away all our secrets. There's also the classic "eX (X must be capitalized) treeeeeeeeeeeem!"

 

[Ayrav]

Relax, its fine.
Nothing's ever easy.
When you do things right, people won't know you've done anything at all.

I mostly just paraphrase the last one, "when you do things right..."

I did say "rock on" a lot but I've grown out of that.

 

[Marter]

"Time to go kick some ass, and take some names." or any other variations that my friends or I can think up.

Others include:
"Are you drunk?"
"Are you high?"
"Are you in Labour?" (Inside joke)

 

[RatRace123]

Oh Christnutters.
'sup
yeah... well shut up
Hey, (guess what/ wanna hear something...)
CRAAAAAP
Pedophiiiiiiiiiiile. (This is said in a high pitched whisper)

Oh yeah and I substitute "Frid-yah" for "Friday"

I have more, I just can't think of any right now.

 

[Drippledippel]

I catch myself saying, "What's the worst that could happen?" kind of a lot. I know, it's sort of a cliched catchphrase as it is, but it seems to work so well in so many situations.

thats off doomsday arcade

 

[possessedtuba]

heyyy wat's up

LEROY MOTHER FUCKIN JANKINS!!!

sir cheesy i'll save you

 

[Balaxe]

I greet people by saying "Hello gents* how are you on this fine evening**?"
*Regardless of gender.
**Regarless of the time.

When I do something sneakely I say "Like-a Ninja!". My friends uses that as well.