depends what ive been watching lately - red dwarf i say smeg a lot, father ted i say feck, etc. i always greet people with 'morning' regardless of the time. in moments of surprise i often say 'buddha's breasts,' 'god's gonads,' or 'jehovah's junk.' that and i tend to swear in other languages - except i dont know other languages, so its really just very emphatically spoken random syllables. if i cant be bothered with something i tend to say bother that nonsense and depending on who im hanging with i tend to quote situationally relevant lines from zero punctuation, red vs blue, psychonauts, firefly/serenity and dr tran. if im bored i finish lines with 'in accordance to prophecy' or start them with 'The voices say...' my sister objects to me swearing in front of my nephew so i tend to say "fuuu...ar out" a lot.
other than that, there isnt really anything i say often.
other than that, there isnt really anything i say often.