Do you have a plan for the zombie apocalypse?

FactualSquirrel

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Beardon65 said:
factualsquirrel said:
No.

Also, I was promised a poll.

You lied to me.
Wow. I changed the title two seconds after I started the thread. Do you just refresh the forums or something?

Yes I understand that it was going to be a poll but, because of my short attention span, I forgot to check the poll box... Also, I prefer to call it, "the art of skillful communication".
Nope, I'm just lucky.

Also, when you check the poll box, the "Poll:" thing coes automatically, it's a mistake a lot of people make.
 

Captain Schpack

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yea. grab my zombie survival guide book and other stuff I'd need and leave. I don't know where go I'd just know I'd need to GTFO.
 

JokerCrowe

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Actually I do have a plan. I have a friend whos father is in the military and he (the friend) did a quizz to see how big he chances were of suviving a zombie-apocalypse, he came out at 84% chance of survival. so I plan to as quickly as possible get to his house: ). then i should have a fair chance of surviving...
 

Red_Serpent

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I do, its also a good plan for a conventional war, alien invasion and different types of apocalypses.

Of course I can not reveal this plan to the general public.

Small tip: if you plan to move any time soon, make sure you live within 100 meters of a hardware store/do-it-yourself-shop
 

donishiwa

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We would go to the gun shop then we would head up to the the top floor of a tall building, block stairs have a good vantage point on all sides, have plenty of food, block off the stairs and start shooting, problem solved
 

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Jakesnake said:
I intend to move in with burt gummer. (obscure movie reference FTW!!)
Loved Tremors. Well actually that's a lie, it scared the crap out of me as a child.

And now I've broken my golden rule of never posting on zombie apcoalypse threads. So...

Get as much survival and recreational supplies as I can and move to Sealand.
 

Poomanchu745

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Why do people always make these same damn posts?! Planning for a completely fictional thing is a complete waste of time. Thats like asking what you will do when rapture comes. It aint gonna happen you are just wasting your time thinking about it.
 

SamFancyPants252

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has aboyone else considered that in the event of such an apocolypse, it's predicted that 97% of us will either die or become a zombie? no use having a plan if you're more than likely to bcome a zombie.

also, in the rare event that does happen, I'd grab one of mum's chefs' knives and head straight for the roof, then leap from rooftop to rooftop down my street, before getting supplies when the zombies sleep.
 

Premonition

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Go to a gamers convention and bunker up. Screw the military or the police. Give me some gamers!
 

dave_escape

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Sounds good, except for the military base part.
It isn't going to be deserted. It's a BASE. They'll just have the rangers shoot you when you get within 500 yards.
Unless they see that you are driving a van. Then they'll just airstrike you.
Or maybe they'll let you in, then rape all your girl friends, break both your legs, and toss you over the wall.
 

GODoftheRIGOVERSE

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i'd hit the grocery store blow away sme z heads get food and do drive by shootings of some zombies on my way to a blow torch store go to a bank and hide out in a safe that i modifed with the blow torch to have airholes and wait out the zombie attack by reading MARVEL ZOMBIES and eating junkfood because most zombie flicks show a zombie attack lasting no more than 1 to 7 days

downside

zombies could win and never go away and i starve to death

zombie infection becomes airborne and gets inside the vault through my air hole
 

Shanecooper

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well, my plan goes, load up with food and water from my house, make my way through the back streets of the town I live in to to try and get to the country side. Find a place that has protection from the elements, isn't likely to be stumbled across by errant zombies and can be easily defended in case of an emergency. Wait a week or two and start with my forays into the city to look for supply's and ,if I'm in a good mood, survivors.
 

Beardon65

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aimhellfire said:
I have a plan for the vampire apocalypse, is that close enough?
Is it the "I am Legend" kinda vampire or the vampires that follow the official vampire rules?