Do you have a plan for the zombie apocalypse?
- Thread starter Beardon65
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Yes but it wont be shared because i dont want you guys hogging all my supplies. Most of you will have to die... then be born again in the miracle that is ZOMBIFICATION and i will have to kill you... and probably stay at your house for a night or so as i slowly creep from house to house using them for shelter and suplies... But you wouldn't know about that because I clearly haven't told you....
grab a shot gun, sniper, duel pistols, two katanas, and like 50 MREs then head to the middle of the street and wait
well my plan is heavily reliant on the cross, and holywater. Aw shucks I might as well tell ya! I need a 3 man team of me, a priest, and a fireman. The preist blesses the firemans firetruck's water so that when the threat comes up they turn on the fire hose on them, they disisntegrate immediantly. Where I come in is that I take a sharpie and draw some of theses "t" all over my body. That's when I jump in and beat the fuck out of the vampires. They can't touch me and when I punch Kick, or karate chop them they turn to ash. Really the priest and fireman aren't necessary, but they save me a ton of work.Beardon65 said:
