I have tied for the fastest time beating Glass Joe in Mike Tyson's Punch Out(about 42 seconds), and I have the lowest score on Pac Man(0). So Escapists, have you ever tied any records or made up records of your own?
Do you hold any records?
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I always thought that it was 'ironic'.somelameshite said:
I hold the record for most tea-oriented alligator. Second place goes to The Mildly Incredible Tea Alligator.
If I could be bothered making a video and sending it to Twin Galaxies, I could hold the world record for Snail Against Squirrel. It's an obscure game for the Atari 2600 which I used to play when I was a kid. Mind you, that doesn't mean that I'm super good at it - just that I'm one of the very few people on Earth who knows how to finish the first level.
No, really. Twin Galaxies only has one score recorded for it at the moment - 1,500 points, which is, hilariously, less than the score you get for taking two nuts to the top of the tree. You need five nuts to finish a level. (And the first level isn't even that hard. It's the second level that kicks your butt. (Incidentally, the game only has two levels. It just repeats them ad infinitum, speeding up the enemies and the falling nuts every time through.))
No, really. Twin Galaxies only has one score recorded for it at the moment - 1,500 points, which is, hilariously, less than the score you get for taking two nuts to the top of the tree. You need five nuts to finish a level. (And the first level isn't even that hard. It's the second level that kicks your butt. (Incidentally, the game only has two levels. It just repeats them ad infinitum, speeding up the enemies and the falling nuts every time through.))
Not offical records but among my group of friends I have a couple of honours bestowed apon me.
I have smoked the most cigarettes over a single pub crawl in town. (Over 100)
I can drink a 1lite bottle of Lambrini in under 10 seconds, beating my closest competitor by a whole second, yay!
Most amount of beers consumed in an 8 hour session also goes to me.
Funnily enough, I'm not a chav in any way, I'm just good at binges of whatever I feel like damaging my body with that particular evening.
I have smoked the most cigarettes over a single pub crawl in town. (Over 100)
I can drink a 1lite bottle of Lambrini in under 10 seconds, beating my closest competitor by a whole second, yay!
Most amount of beers consumed in an 8 hour session also goes to me.
Funnily enough, I'm not a chav in any way, I'm just good at binges of whatever I feel like damaging my body with that particular evening.
Back at my high school, I set the record for most places of Pi at 80 places. It still stands today, though I'm now at 100. 
Also, I'm in the top 150 in the world at Geometry Wars 2, Waves mode, top 500 in Evolved mode, and top 1000 (I think) in Pacifism mode.
Also, I'm in the top 150 in the world at Geometry Wars 2, Waves mode, top 500 in Evolved mode, and top 1000 (I think) in Pacifism mode.
I have a few achievements to my name, but my most proud was during an online match of UFC Undisputed 2010. Some guy got Anderson Silva, and I got Chael Sonnen. 25 seconds later, he was tapping to a Rear Naked Choke.
My group of friends has our token asshole. Something our group says a lot is "I'm going to punch you in the face" if someone is being infuriating on purpose. Our token asshole always says "Go ahead. Punch me."
To date, I'm the only one to take him up on his offer.
To date, I'm the only one to take him up on his offer.