Do you hold any records?

[Forgetitnow344]

I once pissed into a urinal that was twenty feet away. Just ignore the trail of urine between me and the toilet and I'd say that's pretty impressive!

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

At the moment I have the current worldwide record for over 1,000 songs in Audiosurf.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Unofficial under-15 land speed record over a distance of "from the middle of the road where I was waiting to turn to the kerb out of the way of the lunatic coming the other way on the wrong side of the road." I never even saw the intervening distance. Does that count?

 

[The Sorrow]

I have a few achievements to my name, but my most proud was during an online match of UFC Undisputed 2010. Some guy got Anderson Silva, and I got Chael Sonnen. 25 seconds later, he was tapping to a Rear Naked Choke.

Rear-naked chokes require wrapping your legs around another man. Chael Sonnen doesn't do that.

Lost twenty bucks on the stupid fucker. TWO MORE FUCKING MINUTES...

 

[AndyFromMonday]

I am always the last one standing at a party. That's got to count for something, right? Chicks dig people who don't get drunk easily, right? RIGHT?!

 

[esperandote]

Web game called Time Donkey proof [http://blurst.com/time-donkey/leaderboard]
Finished Silent Hill 1 in 58 minutes in a first gameplay (No UFO ending)

 

[Vek]

I currently hold 6 records, including the Beatles White Album, the Rolling Stones High Tide and Green Grass, Steppenwolf's First, Muddy Water's The London Sessions, and Live at Leeds by The Who.

Does this count?

 

[silversnake4133]

Well, I hold the high score in both modes (Action and Classical) on my Bejeweled game on my cell phone. I hold a few score records in a fun mahjong game called "Mahjong Garden To Go". I have a top five score on a Star Wars pinball game that was in a mall's arcade a few miles from my house that had since been torn down, then turned into a card shop, then reopened as an arcade again. (Sadly the machine was either auctioned off or was scrapped.)

As for "real-world" records, I hold the shot-put record for Spring and Winter Track and Field at my high school. I still do actually. :3

 

[silversnake4133]

I am always the last one standing at a party. That's got to count for something, right? Chicks dig people who don't get drunk easily, right? RIGHT?!

Sure, but we also prefer guys who don't really get drunk at all too. :]

 

[Arcanite Ripper]

I'm still my Grade Three Chess champion.

I bet no one will try to challenge me at that again...

 

[Eren Murtaugh]

The Rear Naked Choke doesn't require you to wrap your legs. It's simply a choke lock where you wrap one arm around their neck and lock it into your off arm's elbow in order to provide leverage and a pressure. The legs are used to either control the body, force out more air resulting in faster incapacitation or both. The legs, while a good plus, aren't necessarily an integral part of the move.

 

[Joebo19x]

At one point i was in the top 100 for sniper kills in ut2k4...after about a month of not playing i rocketed down to the 10k's

i consider it a record for myself :]

 

[Communist partisan]

I hold the record for being the biggest asshole in my school mostly cos' I'm rude and diso'bey all rules.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

I once killed 86 people in one life with a heavy in Team Fortress 2.
Ha!
I also think I managed to beat one of the missions in Prototype without killing any civilians.
I AM ALPHA AND OMEGA indeed.

Oh, and I almost knocked my eye out with my thumb once. That's a record, right?
Edit: Oh, this one's good:
I once won minesweeper (easy difficulty) under 2 seconds. Yay me!

 

[Tartarga]

I hold the record for most non-excistant records held. I think I deserve it, it took a really long time to make up all those records.

 

[icyneesan]

I hold the record for failing at Mario. I seriously suck at all his games T__T

 

[Colour Scientist]

I hold the record for most non-excistant records held. I think I deserve it, it took a really long time to make up all those records.

That record belongs to me!

 

[strum4h]

I've the record for most outstanding procrastination. Seriously, like you wouldn't believe...

I'd like to challenge you on that on, I really am terrible.

Ill challenge you... later.

 

[Ddgafd]

I hold the record of the slowest time in 100 meters at high school.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

I am always the last one standing at a party. That's got to count for something, right? Chicks dig people who don't get drunk easily, right? RIGHT?!

Sure, but we also prefer guys who don't really get drunk at all too. :]

But what's the fun in going to a party if you don't want to get drunk?