Do you know where your girlfriend is right now?

[Kif]

She's at work, in a hotel just down the road from where I work...

and wow... a girlfriend tracker, that is very very low. I mean, wow... if you're gonna do something like that maybe it's best you stay single.

 

[Iron Mal]

She said she just needs to speak to my best friend in the other room (this was about half an hour ago...and come to think of it, I think I hear bed springs squeaking in there).

On a serious note (I actually don't have a girlfriend), the only people I could imagine seeing this as anything besides a horrific idea and a violation of human rights would be those paranoid weirdos who stab their girlfriend twenty two times in the neck because they changed their relationship status on Facebook.

 

[UtopiaV1]

That has to be illegal.

 

[amrl]

That sounds so creepy. I'd hate to find out that my partner were doing that.

 

[SmartIdiot]

Well my girlfriend... she doesn't exist yet, so I'm gonna have to borrow yours...

 

[PuppetMaster]

Let me fix that for you

not that I would ever use it <.<

thanks..... gentlemen

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Isn't this stalking? And isn't this what the KGB did in the good ol' days? I wonder, would it be altogether safe to have a boyfriend with a KGB fetish?

Yes I know where my girl is, in my bed about two meters from my current location.

And you're not there with her?! For shame!

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Umm

Oh holy crap they can do that?!? Agh! Now you got me wondering if someone stuck it behind my tooth or something. Oh no.

 

[Rooster893]

Yes. Clintonville, PA.

 

[nrp44]

No but I know where yours is. HAHAHA. I am sorry, that had to happen. No I do not. Sleeping I guess. Now you made me paranoid. I'll call her.

 

[Sigel]

...

That just sounds creepy, wrong, and fake.
It also sounds really complicated, because I know I don't like going to the dentist for any reason much less getting a chip implanted secretly.

 

[peduncle]

i would not do that since i LOVE and TRUST my girlfriend.

and i do know where she is.

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

Sleeping....it's 12am.

 

[molester jester]

i know exactly where she is - in my head
( may have been done already )

 

[barryween]

Wow that's terrible.
Btw my girlfriend is at home sleeping X)
But yeah, a tracker chip...talk about stalker-ish!