I love English. I love how insane it is.
My right foot is bare, and so is my left - I have nothing on my feet! That's not a very good way to start the day. So I put a boot on my left foot, and then another on my right foot, and now that I'm wearing my two work beet on my feet it's time to go out and get the chore's done. I get up and walk out my back door and I see a mother moose and a baby moose, which make's me run back inside; you don't want to mess with moose. I'd rather have a flock of goose in my back yard; they can't kill you in a heartbeat. Not even a half dozen goose can kill you in a heartbeat, though they will make your ear's bleed with their honking.
So then I wait for an hour to see if our back yard was clear of the moose, and thankfully it was. Walking out to the back of the yard I received a call on my cellphone, which was odd because I beleived it was on silent yet it rang out loud. After I answered it, I looked at the screen to see why my phone was on. It too me a minute to notice the minute difference between the two icons on the screen, but then I made the required change and turned off the ringer.
To quote my favourite t-shirt: "English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, hits them in the head then goes through their pockets for loose grammar."