I trust the internet.
I trust everyone on it to lie to me about who they are and what they do, what they look like and where they live. I trust every girl to be a male, unless proven otherwise. I trust every female voice on Vent to be a pre-pubescent boy, until proven otherwise. I trust every male to be creepy as can be, if not proven otherwise. I trust every match of online gaming I play to have some idiot using the anonymity of the internet to be a dickweed. I trust every person who claims to have done something incredibly awesome to be a liar, unless they have proof. I trust that anyone I anger over forums/games/etc will use any information they can find about me to try to harrass me in puerile ways.
Yeah, I trust the internet.