Do You Wanna Date the Above Avatar?

[Neuromancer]

I really don't have much of a choice, do I?

 

[Headsprouter]

*walks up to*

*walks away from*

 

[Fijiman]

You look like that kind of guy who would try to bite my face off. Gonna have to say no.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Eh, I'm not sure I can date someone who's permanently affixed to a 90 degree angle.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Ulver sounds like some sort of throat infection. No thanks.

 

[scorptatious]

I have no idea what that is. Nor do I want to know. So no.

 

[Fijiman]

Sure.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Eh, I can't imagine the sex being comfortable, given that you're sideways. Sorry, but no.

 

[Fijiman]

I can't even tell what you are, so dating is out of the question.

 

[scorptatious]

You're really persistent aren't you Mr. Sideways Man?

 

[Fijiman]

Yees.

 

[Headsprouter]

No he keeps giving me sideways looks. I don't think I like it.

 

[Fijiman]

Well I don't like you either.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm sure he'll come around, eventually.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

How would I date it? Does it even want to be taken to dinner, or would it rather just feast on me wherever?

 

[Headsprouter]

Well, she looks very enthusiastic about the idea.

 

[Fijiman]

NEVER!

...Okay, maybe at some point, but definitely not any time soon.

 

[Dalek Caan]

No, I was raised to only be with people who are on the same gravity plane as me.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Yet another thing I don't know how to date!

Still, it looks kinda cool. I'm sure we'll find a way to make it work.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I don't know, there's something about you that makes you seem somewhat untrustworthy...I can't quite put my finger on it...