Does Santa exist?

[canadian_ace]

I browse in the mall then all of a sudden I see the famous santa-in-the- mall. I should say i did beleive at one time as we all did. If he did wouldn`t we not have to buy presents for kids since elves would be making them? I he did why did we catch our parents placing out presents under the tree to in order tell us Santa came during the night and put them there. So as Christmas is in a couple of weeks waht is your opinion. Please don`say this is a useless thread it is not people still believe in Santa.Not I of course

 

[rossatdi]

Ask your Mum.

 

[rottenbutter]

Of course Santa exists. He's an evil robot that goes on murderous rampages every Christmas eve. How is that so hard to believe?

 

[canadian_ace]

lol you watched that episode of Futurama

 

[Darksumuner]

hahaha thats the truth

 

[Gxas]

I actually have a picture somewhere back home of my trip to Hawaii. While we were in the parking lot of the helicopter tours, we saw a big fat man with a white beard get out of a car with his wife. They perfectly resembled Santa and Mrs. Claus and their license plate said "S CLAUSE" to boot. I'll see if my parents can't dig up the picture tonight so I can post it.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Seeing that most people here are 14 to mid forties, I think that this is a pointless thread.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

Of course Santa exists. He's an evil robot that goes on murderous rampages every Christmas eve.

You will adress him as Master Robo Claus or he will kill you! You can't escape him! He sees you when you're sleeping!

 

[Clairaudient]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.78123

This thread around... 2 weeks ago? Sorry Ace.

 

[Brokkr]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.78123

This thread around... 2 weeks ago? Sorry Ace.

The other tread had better grammar too. It took me a minute to figure out what you were saying.

 

[Solo508]

Santa pwns you. He is most definately real!

 

[Arsen]

Legend wise, no.
Saint wise, yes.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Santa is real

 

[punkrockcrunk]

Santa is a ninja

 

[DamienHell]

Santa is plenty real. Who leaves presents under the tree huh? Exactly

 

[lukemdizzle]

yes he does and I will not be accepting any evidence to the contrary. so I bid you good day

 

[KarumaK]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas

There ya go...

 

[RebelRising]

No. *eyes dart back and forth, hides red hat and gets liposuction*

We're on to you, you gingerbread man-killing bastard.

 

[k3v1n]

kids, kids you're thinking it the wrong way round...the truth is, parents don't exist, it's all made up by santa, I know I know, it's hard at first but you'll get used to the idea,after all, it's a process of life

 

[jim_doki]

Santa is The Stig

you have to admit it's a hell of a cover