Does the escapist want to help me?

[martin's a madman]

Hello Escapists, in my World Religion class we are currently studying Hinduism, at the moment we are on the concept of Dharma which is a moral obligation.

Our teacher decided to assign us the task of thinking up 500 general Dharmas or rules.

Because this is such a tedious and mind numbing task, I've decided to enlist the help of the internet's elite.

They are allowed to be funny,

I have some already like:

One does not simply walk into Mordor,
Don't talk about fightclub,
Don't cross the streams,

(A pic of Morgan freeman)
"You're reading this in my voice".

But also less creative ones, like As a son: Clean your room, don't talk back, etc etc.


SO Escapist,

List me some Rules and the categories to which they apply.


I.E:
As a son: Respect parents.
As a friend: Don't gossip.
As a Pokemon trainer: Catch em' all.


ETC ETC ETC

Any category, any rule.

Put the hilarious ones under General Absurdities.

Thanks.

 

[SnipErlite]

Stay out of the Basement

 

[martin's a madman]

Stay out of the Basement

Well done, thanks. Now come on escapists! I need many many more, I currently have 148 generated.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Ignore those who contradict you
Come into the basement

In a more serious manner, Only hate you Enemies

Am I doing it right?

 

[Deleted]

Chances are other people in your class are going to be 'witty' and use internet memes too. Be original, bro!

 

[martin's a madman]

Ignore those who contradict you

Am I doing it right?

Haha, I have one that says: If you point out a logical fallacy in something "You just like to argue!"

 

[martin's a madman]

Chances are other people in your class are going to be 'witty' and use internet memes too. Be original, bro!

I'm quoting movies, except for the Morgan freeman thing, that's been done a lot.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

As Mr. T: Don't be a fool!
As a Spartan: Don't Die.
As a drunk: Be an alcoholic.
As a gamer: Play fairly.

I'll think up some more...

 

[martin's a madman]

As Mr. T: Don't be a fool!
As a Spartan: Don't Die.
As a drunk: Be an alcoholic.
As a gamer: Play fairly.

I'll think up some more...

Thanks.

 

[El Poncho]

How about all the rules of the internet?

 

[Ganthrinor]

As a Paladin: Not your job to Enforce happiness.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Never pick the colour yellow as an acceptable colour for a carpet.

 

[martin's a madman]

How about all the rules of the internet?

That's not a terrible suggestion.

 

[SnipErlite]

Stay out of the Basement

Well done, thanks. Now come on escapists! I need many many more, I currently have 148 generated.

Your welcome - Don't fear the Reaper

But seriously. Stay out of the Basement

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

-snip-
Thanks.

No problem. It is why I am here. to serve.

As a stranger: Help.
As an egoist: Hoard.
As an altruist: Give.
As a narcissist: Look at a mirror.

Cogitating more...

 

[ottenni]

Share the bacon.
Lists of rules are good.


Is that right???

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

The Escapist community is not a collective: Do not treat it as such.

Also, one does not live in a town called Sodom, because shit is going to go down most definitely.

Never insult 4chan.

 

[martin's a madman]

Share the bacon.
Lists of rules are good.


Is that right???

Yup.

 

[Lt. Dragunov]

I'm not sure if I'm gonna do this right but here we go....

When all else fails, shot some more
You gotta shot em in the head
Walk the path of light and darkness
Shot em kill em teabag em
Shootguns owns zombies
Believe in the matrix
There can only be ONE

If I'm doing this right I'll think up some more