Does the escapist want to help me?
- Thread starter martin's a madman
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As the hero of the realm/galaxy/whatever, use your position to get some discounts on your weapons for once (or even better, get them for free)
"If we lose, you die too buddy."
"Eh, fine."
"If we lose, you die too buddy."
"Eh, fine."
Hmmmmm
Don't swim until half an hour after you've eaten.
Don't pat the wombat.
DON'T MENTION THE WAR!
Don't ever ask the inquisitor killer why he's called that.
Never utter the words 4th edition in a man childs mothers basement.
Don't stick your textbook in the toaster.
Never tell that girl with the cute smile you see at the bus stop every once in a while that you once played World of Warcraft for three days straight and at the end of it you were so Wowified that you wondered why casting your level 38 darkness aura on your level 39 Golden retriever named Biscuits had no effect.
Don't swim until half an hour after you've eaten.
Don't pat the wombat.
DON'T MENTION THE WAR!
Don't ever ask the inquisitor killer why he's called that.
Never utter the words 4th edition in a man childs mothers basement.
Don't stick your textbook in the toaster.
Never tell that girl with the cute smile you see at the bus stop every once in a while that you once played World of Warcraft for three days straight and at the end of it you were so Wowified that you wondered why casting your level 38 darkness aura on your level 39 Golden retriever named Biscuits had no effect.
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on
Be wary of what you eat: Soylent Green is people
Don't cry over spilled milk; But if somebody spills your milk make damn sure they know who they're fucking with
Always remember: Nothing in life is certain except death, and taxes
Be wary of what you eat: Soylent Green is people
Don't cry over spilled milk; But if somebody spills your milk make damn sure they know who they're fucking with
Always remember: Nothing in life is certain except death, and taxes
As a hamster owner: Never clean the hamster cage with a vacuum cleaner.
As Death: Be a chess grandmaster.
As someone on the brink of death: Be a GREATER chess grandmaster.
As an obnoxiously chatty movie-goer: always sit at the very back.
As Death: Be a chess grandmaster.
As someone on the brink of death: Be a GREATER chess grandmaster.
As an obnoxiously chatty movie-goer: always sit at the very back.
