Dogs

[Thaius]

We all like dogs.

Uh, nope. I hate dogs.

Sure, some dogs are pleasant enough, but I still don't like them.

I agree, actually. They're hyperactive and think the entire world revolves around them and your one purpose in life is to throw their freaking ball. They irritate me more than anything else.

That said, a well-trained Yellow Lab can be awesome. My sister raises guide dogs, so I've gotten to be around some very well-trained dogs that I actually really liked. But it's still not worth all the training time. I'd rather have a cat that's content to just sit on my lap while I play Halo.

But yeah, Yellow Labs. Also Corgis are awesome, if far too hyper.

EDIT: Also,

[HEADING=1]Do you know what this is, ************?[/HEADING]

<spoiler=rest of post spoilered for space>This is a [HEADING=2]German Shorthaired Pointer[/HEADING]Yes you heard me right, this dog was first bred by people who wipe out nations for shit and giggles. Did I say dog? Well, fucking scratch that, it's not a dog, it's a four legged killing machine, but it's also good with kids and shit. It's like a Labrador that doesn't drool like a fucking retard or get too fat to walk. Got kids? [HEADING=3]Fuck your kids[/HEADING] you don't need them because German Shorthaired Pointer is better than your kids. This fucker is more competent at what he does than you will ever be at pleasing your wife. Need to shoot somebody? Then look no further because German Shorthaired Pointer will use it's super-muscular body to show your dumb ass exactly where to shoot. This monster is a [HEADING=3]Fur-covered rocket[/HEADING] It runs faster than Charlie Sheen runs out of coke. It fetches dead birds and shit like a dead-bird-fetching Super Robot from the fucking FUTURE.
[HEADING=3]"But I already have a dog"[/HEADING]
Your dog sucks. It's slow and retarded. It wouldn't fetch a sausage on a basketball court that's how fucking stupid and lame it is compared to this motherfucking beast. Don't bother throwing your dog away like a piece of garbage that it is, because German Shorthaired Pointer will kill it with it's [HEADING=3]Quatum-Sonic Sight[/HEADING] and drag it away using it's [HEADING=3]Thermo-Nuclear MegaJaws[/HEADING] that's how fucking cool this dog is.

So if you haven't got that yet you dumb fucker [HEADING=1]This dog is the shit[/HEADING]

This post is so full of win, despite my not particularly liking dogs.

 

[Kenbo Slice]

I like Border Collies, Pomeranian's, German Shepherds, and Queensland Heelers.

I was raised around Pomeranian's and Heelers so they have a special place in my heart

 

[The Funslinger]

[snip] and the Siberian Husky (because they look the most like their wolf ancestors).

If you like a dog that looks like a wolf, you'll love the Saarlooswolfhond. I've yet to see a dog that looks more like it's ancestor.

That's because Saarlooswolfhonds are half german shepherd, half wolf.

OT: I love black labradors, because I've grown up with them. I'd like to own a couple of saarlooswolfhonds (they're very pack oriented, so at least two would be good) or a red setter.

 

[Thedayrecker]

German shepherds.

I had one, and she had so much personality, and was so smart. To top it all off, she was gentle and sweet, once again proving stereotypes wrong.

 

[LarenzoAOG]

I'm particularly fond of the Beagle, my first dog was a Beagle and it was awesome.

I miss you Felix.

 

[teqrevisited]

I don't especially like dogs, but I've got on with every Alsatian that I've met and they look pretty good. The owner of the last one warned me about it biting new people but as long as you stood your ground with it and offered your hand it didn't mind. Even with the scent of two cats on there.

 

[Joshimodo]

We all like dogs.

Uh, nope. I hate dogs.

Sure, some dogs are pleasant enough, but I still don't like them.

I agree, actually. They're hyperactive and think the entire world revolves around them and your one purpose in life is to throw their freaking ball. They irritate me more than anything else.

Exactly. They're effectively hairy children that slobber and will never grow up. What is worse though are people who treat them like humans, or as surrogate family/kids. That's cruel.

I prefer cats, if only for the fact they're self-reliant, clean, arrogant and aloof.

 

[Chancie]

Definitely the Akita for me. But I also absolutely adore Bulldogs, Samoyeds, and Australian Cattle Dogs.