Doin' time

[Rawker]

they won't catch me. they have failed to catch me for my last few "jobs", and if I have my way, they never will.

 

[Rawker]

Probably mopery. Urban Dictionary. Look it up.

exposing yourself to a blind person?

 

[AdhesiveTape]

Probably mopery. Urban Dictionary. Look it up.

exposing yourself to a blind person?

Indeed!!! I wouldn't mind getting busted for mopery!

 

[Rawker]

Probably mopery. Urban Dictionary. Look it up.

exposing yourself to a blind person?

Indeed!!! I wouldn't mind getting busted for mopery!

well it would have been better than the other definition.

 

[War Penguin]

Pulling a Tyler Durdand.
All you Fight Club fans know what I'm talking about.

 

[RavingPenguin]

Using my influence over penguins to conquer the world... Oh wait, I guess I wouldnt go to prison if I were in charge.

 

[Whitefeather]

Probably getting caught shagging the emporers wife and daughter at the same time while playing a rock guitar solo on the desecrated corpse of god. But if I wasn't going to rip of Yahtzee, I'd probably go to jail for impersonating a federal officer.

 

[VeX1le]

mass genocide. of dolphins. yum yum.

seriously i would be convicted for murder of many douchebags in my school.

 

[r3lix]

Mass murdering 300 innocent civilians and gang members...Or stealing waffles

 

[Deef]

Probably for insulting or discriminating against some minority. I'm not a nice person.

 

[Alex the Pally]

Something of a combination of murder, arson, theft, mayhem, extortion, and blackmail. All involving seven live chickens, a bobby pin, two bowls of Captain Crunch, and a building full of Klansmen.

 

[Whitefeather]

Oh, and by the way, I hope I'm not the only west coaster that caught the Sublime reference.
Summertime, when the livin's easy...

 

[myogaman]

probably destroying the USA

 

[dududf]

Murdering chuck norris bruce lee, a T-Rex, and God in a fist fight all vs me.

Oh man THAT'D sell tickets.

 

[Baby Eater]

killing many people with one thumb. and chuck norrising people

edit: assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a slightly deadly weapon, assault with a non lethal weapon, assault with a weapon that didnt seem painful in any way but we were horribly wrong

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Indecent exposure or noise violations. Those are my two. Hopefully both at once if you know what I mean.

 

[Bernzz]

everyone on the escapist is a fucking ******, honestly i've never read so much garbage in 10 minutes of looking at a forum that its astonishing. All of you should check yourselves again and realize your position in this world, you are all fucking idiots.

You honestly think these people are serious?

Either that or you're trolling, and making it fairly obvious at that.

[sarcasm]Good job.[/sarcasm]

OT: For me...I dunno, it'd probably just be for doing something stupid in public that I am unaware is illegal.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I would see the destruction of the world. I don't have any use for controlling everything, because then there is no challenge or fun in it. I'd glass the world over, only to be killed by my offspring, who saw through the lies and fear that I had forced into the hearts of the last, pathetic, squirming humans.

I wouldn't even serve a sentence, unless it was death. I'd die by the tip of a sword, in the hands of my own genetic reproduction.

 

[Iskenator67]

World Domination and a coke trade that would make Scarface shit his pants.

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Grand Theft Base Jumping.

Fuck yeah.

Steal a car, drive it off a cliff, jump out and deploy your parachute? Winning scenario right there

Mine would be some form of protest against stupid injustices in our governmental system.