I think it a Ron White JokeGah, you sly sonuvabitch. Welp, I guess I have to break up with my girlfriend and learn how to work a penis now. This is a lot to take in (and not in THAT sense, asshole.)
Ron to Good Ole Boy: Y'know, we're all a little bit gay.
GOB: Heck, you know I aint.
Ron: You like p0rn?
GOB: Oh, you know I do.
Ron: Lesbian only?
GOB: Heck no. Straight stuff too!
Ron: And do you care if the guy is a half limp little pecker?
GOB: Heck, he's gotta have a great big throbbing HEEYYYYYYYYYY! I did not know that about myself!



