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gorfias

Unrealistic but happy
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Gah, you sly sonuvabitch. Welp, I guess I have to break up with my girlfriend and learn how to work a penis now. This is a lot to take in (and not in THAT sense, asshole.)
I think it a Ron White Joke
Ron to Good Ole Boy: Y'know, we're all a little bit gay.
GOB: Heck, you know I aint.
Ron: You like p0rn?
GOB: Oh, you know I do.
Ron: Lesbian only?
GOB: Heck no. Straight stuff too!
Ron: And do you care if the guy is a half limp little pecker?
GOB: Heck, he's gotta have a great big throbbing HEEYYYYYYYYYY! I did not know that about myself!

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We may have discovered an entire dark matter galaxy.


If there's whole galaxies of the stuff out there we've been missing, that might start explaining all the missing mass physicists have been trying to figure out.
 

Thaluikhain

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We may have discovered an entire dark matter galaxy.


If there's whole galaxies of the stuff out there we've been missing, that might start explaining all the missing mass physicists have been trying to figure out.
Anything that involves dark matter tends to have the word "may" doing some really heavy lifting.
 

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Deleted scene from "The Life of Brian". Which...huh...yeah, I can guess why that was deleted.
 

Chimpzy

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At first I thought it was a bit, some kind of extremely high level performance art

But nah, I think that bloke is just profoundly stupid
 

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Zykon TheLich

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Mostly unrelated to your post and a trip into the distant past, but certainly bemusing to me for a while, was that due to having ballpark similar names, I always used to mix up you and Therumancer.
 
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Xprimentyl

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Not…bad?

No, all the way bad. Completely mitigates the utility of a traditional TV tray. What happens when you jump up to go to the restroom, or hell, even reach for your phone or adjust for comfort? The "tray" is attached to you, so your movement is restricted to say the least, and mess will inexorably ensue when you forget your food is moving with you.
 

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Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
Its colder in April then it was in December and most of January.
 

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Live by the algorithm, die by the algorithm, I guess.
 
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