Dolphins are assholes

[faspxina]

They also, in collaboration with whales, dropped the bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Total bastards.

SHHH! Don't say that publicly.

It was a chicken and a cow.

 

[Arawn.Chernobog]

*continues to eat a dolphin-sandwich*

Knew it

*munch, munch*

 

[Anarchemitis]

Crows and Ravens are actually the coolest animals.

Crows are assholes too... well the ones in Japan are, here they don't seem to be doing anything more than standing on buildings.

Ravens then.

 

[hotacidbath]

Dogs also try to rape people, how come they're not on the list.

Dogs behave that way due to imprinting on people. A dog that was raised by humans and away from other dogs won't understand that it's supposed to mate with dogs rather than people. Happens all the time with captive animals.

I guess I just wrote this wall of text to show that lots of animals do atrocious things just like humans.

Like the guy who got raped by the bear he raised. Ron Gilkes I think... I've been looking but I can't find the story and I don't want to type "Bear Rape" into google.

I haven't heard of this and I'd like to read up on this, but I feel like just writing "bear rape" on here is putting me onto some government list.

 

[Dan E]

Well wouldnt you be too if you knew how to kill a shark with your nose?