Dolphins are evolving

[Aardvark]

Wrong, they're becoming Scientologists, slowly but surely

Evolve, not devolve!

 

[Frater Perdurabo]

Dont worry guys when the dolphins become a threat to mankind we will introduce them to alcohol.

 

[Vicious Hallway]

Neat article, but I'm saving my excitement for when they evolve thumbs.

Then we're screwed.

 

[fix-the-spade]

As long as they don'y learn to write we'll be fine.
Look at humanity, started writing things down, WHOOSH, technological advancement.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

No, no, they'll be our allies in the fight against the robot-nazi-vampires who are zombies in 2012!

If they really are that smart they will ally themselves with the Robot-Nazi-Vampires.

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH!

 

[Avida]

*resists urge to quote Douglas Adams to death here*

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH!

Thank god someone did it for me ^_^

 

[tregon75]

Everything is evolving.

Except for Creationists.

I see what you did there.

 

[vede]

Dolphins evolving into tool-using creatures? OMIGOSH!!!

[spoiler="Dolphin" is evolving!]

[/spoiler]

 

[Berethond]

No, no, they'll be our allies in the fight against the robot-nazi-vampires who are zombies in 2012!

If they really are that smart they will ally themselves with the Robot-Nazi-Vampires.

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH!

No, we have the superior technology.

I was waiting for somebody to quote the Hitchihiker's Guide.

 

[AuntyEthel]

If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

SHIT

first nation to give them industrialized sponges are going to win WW3.
Attach assault rifles to the sponges and you've got dolphin shocktroopers.

 

[PatientGrasshopper]

No, no, they'll be our allies in the fight against the robot-nazi-vampires who are zombies in 2012!

Wes they have always been good to humans,they have been known to help ward off sharks. There are pleanty of stories of them helping humans.

 

[Berethond]

No, no, they'll be our allies in the fight against the robot-nazi-vampires who are zombies in 2012!

Wes they have always been good to humans,they have been known to help ward off sharks. There are pleanty of stories of them helping humans.

That's right. Mythbusters proved it.

 

[Hookman]

Quick,all bow down to the dolphin overlords! If we obey now they may spare us when the time comes!

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

*resists urge to quote Douglas Adams to death here*

SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH!

Thank god someone did it for me ^_^

Just glad I could help *_~

 

[Untamed Waters]

Everything is evolving.

Except for Creationists.

Fail.

 

[Aardvark]

Fail.

How's Genesis treating you, then?

 

[Untamed Waters]

Fail.

How's Genesis treating you, then?

You hardly asked a question. Elaborate.

 

[jim_doki]

I read somewhere that Dolphins were the only other animals to engage in Gang Rape.

now do you see why I'm terrified at the prospect of them getting smarter?

 

[Gahars]

Oh god!

Our future will be just like the Simpsons halloween special

AH!