Domino's Plans Lunar Pizza Joint

[Jadak]

I see through their poker face. They have neither the bills nor balls to take on this endeavor.

I have a great publicity stunt, make billions of dollars worth of pizzas to solve world hunger for a few days? No, not as flashy you say? Moon pizza it is. Earth Children be starved!

What good would solving world hunger for a few days do? A few days later and the money is gone and you're exactly where you were before, why bother?

 

[Black Watch]

God I love Japan...

 

[Rpground]

all that i can think is "Why?" and "dont you have ANYTHING better to do with your time and money?"

its like they were thinking or something so weird and extremely awesome and stupid to do just to say "yeah...we did this"

only in japan everyone... xD

 

[Infernai]

Ah, I figured it out! They're opening a new franchise for employees that aren't performing well, but haven't done anything to get fired. "I got bad news and good news. Bad news is that we need to remove people from our employee list, good news is that you are being transfered!"

....Oh my god, it's red vs blue all over again!

 

[Spudgun Man]

Has Domino's PR department been using The Jetsons as their primary source of research or something? And this raises the point of what other venues might set up a lunar branch?
Lunar Dixons?
Lunar Footlocker?

The mind boggles.

 

[La Barata]

HALF THE GODDAMN PLANET IS STARVING, ASSHOLES. And you're opening a fucking PIZZA PLACE ON THE GODDAMN MOON. Why not one in, oh, I don't know, AFRICA?!

 

[Robomega]

They don't have to actually build the place, they just have to SAY they built it. Really, who's going to go up there and check?

 

[BrotherRool]

Offering a pizza to every person in Japan or the entirety of Somalia would make for better press

 

[BrotherRool]

Hopefully they#ve got the better plan of just talking about this plan and getting press for free

 

[awsome117]

Do you think they can deliver in thirty minutes or less?