Don't drop the soap

[SwagLordYoloson]

Take turns?

 

[cystemic]

complain of diahorrea or something

 

[Korolev]

Is prison rape as prevalent as popular culture makes it out to be? No doubt it occurs and the authorities don't do nearly enough to prevent it, but is it really as wide-spread in nations like America, Australia or the UK? I know it's pretty damn prevalent in South American Jails, due to the fact that there is virtually no order in those jails - the police let the inmates do whatever they want, at all times.

But does it really go on all the time in Western jails? I have met a person who spent time in a minimum security jail, and he said it didn't. Maybe in a Maximum Security jail, but I'm sure popular culture is taking liberties with reality.

That said, rape is one of the worst things you can do to a person, and is in no way funny at all. Seriously, it is, short of grievous bodily harm. It's not a funny thing and being in a situation like that is one of the worst situations you can be in.

Heads up: Don't go to jail! It's not nice. I've never been to jail, and I have no intention of ever going to a prison.

 

[AWC Viper]

What the hell man?

 

[AWC Viper]

invite him to a lovely tea party. Their only doing it cause their lonely, so why not make them company.

This, Also i love your DP, its soo cute

 

[Folio]

I wonder if prisoners are grown-up bullies. So if you say that you like it, maybe they'll lose the fun of it. (or supression of thoughts or whatever.)

 

[TheTejs]

his genitalia are now diamonds!
ha!

oh wait... fuck

 

[Voodoomancer]

Forgo showering while in jail.

Preventive measures FTW.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

A straight punch to the throat or the center of his ribs, one punch in either of those places would incapacitate him long enough for me to get out and piss off one of the guards so they put me in solitary confinement

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

As he advances towards me, he will be so distracted he will not notice my long, snakelike [censored] sneaking up around him. Then before he knows it, it will strike and it will [censored] his [censored] repeatedly. It will then [censored][censored][censored] like a [censored] shish kabob. When he almost captures his breath it will [censored] and then wrap around his throat and then [censored]. [censored] [censored] [censored] chicken [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored], a technique I refer to as "the zeppelin", which would be followed by [censored] [censored] and [censored] unicorn [censored].

I lulz'd at this, bravo sir

 

[Art3rius]

I wish I could tell you that I would fight the good fight and everyone would let me be. I wish I could tell you that, but prison is no fairy-tale world.

I first heard of that in Family Guy, haha. Monopoly Guy.