Don't Get Arrested With This Awesome Assassin's Creed Blade
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That is the raddest thing ever. I wish I was good at DIY stuff... You could make some money selling that shit through BudK or something xD
The only way it could be worse is if it were a vuvuzela...WanderFreak said:
OT: This could actually become extremely useful if you replaced the highly illegal part with something like a fork or a spoon.
Also, for anyone who cares, it's actually called a bulldog clip.
/Stationary nerdiness
What? I'm a teacher, I need to know these things.
No worries, it's not like impresionable people are gonna try to emulate this and chop their fingers off, it's just the internet, right? >:-D
This is godly.
Annnnnnnd is not going to end well.
Some impressionable 14-year-old is going to go out and stab his little brother, a bully, a teacher--and then the media'll explode, and suddenly Assassin's Creed'll be blamed (not, of course, the parents who let this kid make a retractable blade--god no, not their fault at all) and then gamers will have to defend their medium, and somewhere Jack Thompson will be in front of a camera.
The end is nigh.
Annnnnnnd is not going to end well.
Some impressionable 14-year-old is going to go out and stab his little brother, a bully, a teacher--and then the media'll explode, and suddenly Assassin's Creed'll be blamed (not, of course, the parents who let this kid make a retractable blade--god no, not their fault at all) and then gamers will have to defend their medium, and somewhere Jack Thompson will be in front of a camera.
The end is nigh.
Replace the blade with chopsticks on some kind of hinged arm so you can fix them in the right position. I'll never have to eat anything with my hands again!
I just... As awesome as this seems, someone will use it for nefarious purposes and give games an even worse rep than they have as it is... I have a bad feeling about this.
Only in the first game. At some point or another between 1 and 2, Altair figured that having all assassin's missing a finger would make them pretty easy to identify for those wretched Templars.Sgt. Sykes said:
He redesigned the blade to have a higher base, so that a finger didn't need to be cut off. Eventually, his blueprints were found by Ezio and Leonardo da Vinci made a shiny new 1.
I doubt any al-qaida supporter would be caught dead on the "western infidel's" internet, much less taking terrorism tutoring from a kid on youtube.unabomberman said:
OT: That's pretty badass, I wanna send it to a guy I know who works at Home Depot
I think that was just for ceremony.Sgt. Sykes said:
OT: This is both incredibly awesome and incredibly illegal.
I would make this but I dont want to get in the slammer.
