Don't poke the bear.

[Blindswordmaster]

I started reading fanfiction(yes I hate myself too). I read a very strange one, so I decided to review it. I asked "What the Fuck?!" Concerning the material, I felt it to be appropriate. The author then sent me an e-mail rebuking my review. They said and I quote,"How you dare you use such ungodly language? You need to get right with God." I couldn't help but laugh at this. Really, you want to start shit? So let me ask you this, Fellow Escapists: What should I do? Should I just ignore it and move on? Should I politely rebuke their rebuke? Should I ruthlessly destroy another human being? What would you do?
-Note: You already know the site, and I will not divulge the username.
-I realize that this is stupid and petty, but I am nothing if not stupid and petty.

 

[feather240]

How strange?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

He's an extremist christian. Just ignore him and he'll go away and go back to worshiping the ground that Jerry Falwell and Fred Phelps walk on.

 

[telkesh]

I say just ignore it and move on. I've argued with people who had brick walls for brains (Some even my own family) and it's just not worth it. no one, ever, will accept your rational rebuke. it's just not possible.
-Note: I don't actually know the site. My eyes tend to bleed oto much when seeing fanfictions so i just gave up.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

How strange?

Involved inter-species porn and children viewing it. That trips my What the Fuck meter.

 

[feather240]

Slyly suggest that Jesus was technically inbred.

Ignore him.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

How strange?

Involved inter-species porn and children viewing it. That trips my What the Fuck meter.

... and the AUTHOR reprimanded you for 'ungodly' language? Christ on a carousel. That tripped my meter with just the summary.

 

[Mr. Grey]

So... what? Apparently a Christian... writes that sort of fanfiction? Let me guess, it's set in the Garden of Eden where the animals could talk? I hope I'm wrong.

He's an extremist christian. Just ignore him and he'll go away and go back to worshiping the ground that Jerry Falwell and Fred Phelps walk on.

And then the author will go to hell for putting something before God. So really, you don't need to do anything.

 

[Souplex]

He's either serious, or trolling you. Either way you can't win.

 

[A Weary Exile]

How strange?

Involved inter-species porn and children viewing it. That trips my What the Fuck meter.

Write a fanfiction involving Jesus watching inter-species sex. GAY inter-species sex. I'm sure he'll enjoy that.

 

[feather240]

How strange?

Involved inter-species porn and children viewing it. That trips my What the Fuck meter.

... and the AUTHOR reprimanded you for 'ungodly' language? Christ on a carousel. That tripped my meter with just the summary.

That's truly revolting! *Goes back to read Brave New World*

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Laugh at them. Record it, and send it to them

Seriously, leave him be. He sounds like he's in enough pain already...

 

[Shoggoth2588]

"You need to get right with God"

This is not the statement of a living human being so, you should ruthlessly fire-bomb the crap out of this crab-person

 

[Layz92]

Yeah don't poke a bear... we all know critters explode when poked repeatedly.

I would say have some fun with it. Don't be aggressive and offensive but just toy with his particular disposition.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I believe he is a troll.

A very successful troll, seeing as how he got you to make a thread on a public forum about him, in which you state that you totally believed him.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I believe he is a troll.

A very successful troll, seeing as how he got you to make a thread on a public forum about him, in which you state that you totally believed him.

Actually, I'm fairly sure that she's actually serious. I looked at the profile: it's a 14-year-old girl. That hate filled little demon on my shoulder just got hard-on.
*To Demon-What the fuck?! Do that somewhere else!

 

[feather240]

I believe he is a troll.

A very successful troll, seeing as how he got you to make a thread on a public forum about him, in which you state that you totally believed him.

Actually, I'm fairly sure that she's actually serious. I looked at the profile: it's a 14-year-old girl. That hate filled little demon on my shoulder just got hard-on.
*To Demon-What the fuck?! Do that somewhere else!

I'm not sure why, but I found that really funny, congratz on temporarily amusing someone.

 

[The Stonker]

I would out holy him! Say that he will go to hell because of writing and CONSPIRACIES!!!!!

And also fly to the moon veee!

 

[Paksenarrion]

How strange?

Involved inter-species porn and children viewing it. That trips my What the Fuck meter.

...isn't that Twilight?

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

I would out holy him! Say that he will go to hell because of writing and CONSPIRACIES!!!!!

And also fly to the moon veee!

I hear conspiracies...
Would you like to have it confirmed?

Oh, and on the flying to the moon thing:

Spoiler

Lord British is going to space!