Douchebags

[Josh123914]

When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was, it was called, the, an eclipse. And he came fast! But as he came past, I licked his back.
[sticks out tongue]
And he doesn't know I licked his back! All in his yellow suit!... I'm the moon.

Everybody look at the moon, everybody seeing the moon, the milk is white, milky white, everybody look at the moon

that was....


random to say the least

It wasnt that random this is random : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY

ok the 1st time I was joking but now I'm starting to think you need your head examined, though just for shits and giggles I'm wondering where this little sub-thread will take us.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Drakmeire]

This
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r56/hara01/douchebag.jpg
A problem with the douchebag is that they exist simply because their self-esteem needs others like them to survive. if you insult a douchebag his friends will come to his aid with words like "bro, that's not true" and "they're just jealous, dogg".
To give a boost to their ego they must only be with other douchebags and since the media has tricked people into thinking this is cool, their egos grow greater as their numbers increase.
they should vanish after this generation because thanks to parents telling their children "you can do anything" they believe they can do no wrong, when reality catches up with them they should realize that they suck at everything and are a failure, causing their illegitimate children to distance themselves and not follow in their brain-dead father's steps.
If all goes well they should be gone in about 5-10 years.

 

[Lord Kloo]

I got berrated once for getting it wrong, I do believe it to be a specially designed bag for holding bodily fluids of the least worthy nature.. Eg. Those of the cervix. I also think of young American children wearing headsets screaming at everyone they're playing with.. I would have done the same only games didn't have the interweb attached back in my day, we played alone...

 

[Snake Plissken]

You. I think of YOU. ALL of you.

 

[Knusper]

My German teacher taught my class what they really are after certain people in my class were overusing it as an insult (to her disgust/bemusement). So basically if anyone says it, I cringe and think of what it is *shudder*

 

[Gamblerjoe]

Just wondering what members of the Escapist think when they hear this word or what images come to thought.

For me it's anyTHING on Jersey Shore, y'know those people that look like oompa loompas without the green hair or size defecit.

These individuals to whom you refer are actually a subspecies of the Douchebag, known as the Preening Douchebag. Their spikey pelts are worth quite a bit on the black market.

The first thing that pops into my head when i see the word douchebag is ninja looter. also, even though they arent technically ninjaing anything, people in DDO who eat tomes they dont need from epic chests.

 

[WOPR]

Just wondering what members of the Escapist think when they hear this word or what images come to thought.

For me it's anyTHING on Jersey Shore, y'know those people that look like oompa loompas without the green hair or size defecit.

What you said, coupled with everything from MTV, and throw in almost every person I've come into physical contact with. (freaking football players that beat me up for being a "nerd" when THEY are the ones with WoW accounts not me)

 

[Commissar Sae]

At around 40 seconds, I love the way he pronounces it almost as if there's a silent n at the beginning.

Wow, I really love George Takei.

Honestly have to go with the whole cast of Jersey shore and anyone who idolizes them. Getting really tired of the lowest common denominator trend North American culture is taking right now.

 

[Mr Montmorency]

That guy in high school who stole that girl I was too chickenshit to ask out that I subsequently designated as being put in the friend zone instead of acknowledging my spineless, resentful and bitter personality that nobody could possibly like due to fear of my inadequacies rubbing off onto them by extension.

...

Or... a guido?

 

[BENZOOKA]

I just try to remember what douches were again. English isn't my first language.

 

[Vault101]

I'm surprised I havne't seen that famous photo, still Its pretty over used I guess

 

[Fetzenfisch]

The alternative uniform: anything with ED Hardy on it. Its very nice of the DB's to warn everybody surrounding them.



Enter if you dare:

http://www.holytaco.com/25-people-horrible-fake-tans


i think i just got sick

 

[Leemaster777]

At around 40 seconds, I love the way he pronounces it almost as if there's a silent n at the beginning.

Before I watched that vid, I thought you were implying that George Takai was a douchebag.

Then I watched the vid. It's things like this that remind me why I love Mr. Takai so much.

And thank you, madam (I presume) for sharing this with me.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

This
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r56/hara01/douchebag.jpg

Dont forget the hair dangously overgelled spiky with frosted tips. When I hear that I usually think of Guidos or that guy.

I don't know what is scarier on a guy, the over plucked eyebrows, the pink glossed lips or the bronzer abuse. Please let this species die out!Or a girl will have to resort to her true best friend (a vibrator)

 

[googleit6]

This pretty much sums up my opinion.

 

[Stryc9]

The first thing that comes to mind when I think of the word douchebag in it's slang usage is my former best friend who over the last year has proven himself to be quite the dick to all of his friends.

Then I think of guidos, and shit like that.

 

[Thebiggestpanda]

Anyone wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt is a douchebag to me. Yes, he was a revolutionary, but he was also a brutal murdering monster that was just as bad as the force he was trying to overthrow. The man was best friends with Castro for christ's sake.

 

[LightningBanks]

Pretty much everyone my age in my area.

 

[zHellas]

The man was best friends with Castro for christ's sake.

Hey, maybe Castro was a great guy(in personal terms) that knew how to party hard?