Douchebags

[Thebiggestpanda]

The man was best friends with Castro for christ's sake.

Hey, maybe Castro was a great guy(in personal terms) that knew how to party hard?

Castro: Hey, after we shoot these dirty peasants lets knock back a couple of brewskies!

Guevara: OH HELLZ YEAH!!!

Random Rebel Troops: Chug! Chug! Chug!

 

[zHellas]

The man was best friends with Castro for christ's sake.

Hey, maybe Castro was a great guy(in personal terms) that knew how to party hard?

Castro: Hey, after we shoot these dirty peasants lets knock back a couple of brewskies!

Guevara: OH HELLZ YEAH!!!

Random Rebel Troops: Chug! Chug! Chug!

A few brewskies doesn't count as partying hard.

I was thinking like he knew where the best prostitutes were, and had the best coke or something.

 

[Urgh76]

My entire spanish class

 

[SimuLord]

Douchebag n. What I become after I rebuff the advances of a girl who's desperate/unattractive/trying too hard.

# of people who have called me this under the circumstances described above: At least five.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

This
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r56/hara01/douchebag.jpg
A problem with the douchebag is that they exist simply because their self-esteem needs others like them to survive. if you insult a douchebag his friends will come to his aid with words like "bro, that's not true" and "they're just jealous, dogg".
To give a boost to their ego they must only be with other douchebags and since the media has tricked people into thinking this is cool, their egos grow greater as their numbers increase.
they should vanish after this generation because thanks to parents telling their children "you can do anything" they believe they can do no wrong, when reality catches up with them they should realize that they suck at everything and are a failure, causing their illegitimate children to distance themselves and not follow in their brain-dead father's steps.
If all goes well they should be gone in about 5-10 years.

This pretty much sums up what I was going to say. Kudos.

 

[Lt_Bromhead]

Jedward

 

[zehydra]

people who like to break stuff.

 

[Lt_Bromhead]

Anyone wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt is a douchebag to me. Yes, he was a revolutionary, but he was also a brutal murdering monster that was just as bad as the force he was trying to overthrow. The man was best friends with Castro for christ's sake.

This one gets me too, but for a different reason. Ignorance. They're jumping on the bandwagon.

I asked a guy;
Me: "Do you know who that is?"
Him:"Yeah - it's Che, you moron!"
Me: "Che who?"
Him: "He didn't have a second name you tard."
Me: "... Okaaaay. So what did he do?"
Him: "He shot a bunch of communists."
Me: "..." *Walks off*

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

Enter if you dare:

http://www.holytaco.com/25-people-horrible-fake-tans


i think i just got sick

Anyone else notice the correlation between horrible tans and making the duckface in their photos?

 

[Star Pancakes Muthaf]

sose teachers

 

[Josh123914]

Enter if you dare:

http://www.holytaco.com/25-people-horrible-fake-tans


i think i just got sick

Anyone else notice the correlation between horrible tans and making the duckface in their photos?

Yeah I don't get the duck face, maybe a horrific by-product of in-breeding

 

[Josh123914]

I'm surprised I havne't seen that famous photo, still Its pretty over used I guess

what photo?

 

[DiMono]

I think of this [http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/], and feel sorry for the girls.

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

I deal with tons of different kinds of douchebags all the time. This past Saturday I went to the video store and a douchebag truck was triple parked to the left of my car. When I got out I made one of them wait till I backed out of the space and left.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

At around 40 seconds, I love the way he pronounces it almost as if there's a silent n at the beginning.

Oh god, I will never get tired of that.
OT: If I were to walk into my school and throw a rock in a random direction chances are I would hit a douchebag.

Including straight up?

 

[Tartarga]

At around 40 seconds, I love the way he pronounces it almost as if there's a silent n at the beginning.

Oh god, I will never get tired of that.
OT: If I were to walk into my school and throw a rock in a random direction chances are I would hit a douchebag.

Including straight up?

Yep, it would either recoil and hit one of them on the ground or someone would be in the cieling messing with the wires.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

OT: If I were to walk into my school and throw a rock in a random direction chances are I would hit a douchebag.

Including straight up?

Yep, it would either recoil and hit one of them on the ground or someone would be in the cieling messing with the wires.[/quote]

At around 40 seconds, I love the way he pronounces it almost as if there's a silent n at the beginning.

Oh god, I will never get tired of that.
OT: If I were to walk into my school and throw a rock in a random direction chances are I would hit a douchebag.

Including straight up?

Yep, it would either recoil and hit one of them on the ground or someone would be in the cieling messing with the wires.

Yeah, because that's what I meant.

/sarcasm

 

[astrav1]

At around 40 seconds, I love the way he pronounces it almost as if there's a silent n at the beginning.

Wow, I really love George Takei.

Honestly have to go with the whole cast of Jersey shore and anyone who idolizes them. Getting really tired of the lowest common denominator trend North American culture is taking right now.

God George Takei is awesome.

 

[vanthebaron]

At around 40 seconds, I love the way he pronounces it almost as if there's a silent n at the beginning.

ninja'd
Jersey Shore, homophobia, people that don't think for themselves.

 

[Imp Poster]

Personally, I am a guy. I know nothing of douche-ing. So to call someone something
a bag of I don't knows. Well, I find that stupid. Heck, doesn't sound much of an insult to me.
It feels like a politcal correctness of insulting someone. I think I will just stick with dickwad or my personal favorite, asshole.