Dragons: Slay or befriend?

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Twilight_guy

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Depends on if its intelligent. If it's unintelligent, then kill it, its not going to be your friend. If it's intelligent then try to reason with it. If he wants to be your friend, then hazaa, if he wants to eat you then kill him. If he want to be left alone, leave and come back later.
 

game-lover

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Befriend!

I get a loyal companion, a free ride almost anywhere and almost constant protection.

All good incentives.
 

Wuggy

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Befriend, there is no other answer, really. Having a dragon flying mount would just overpower any glory you may have from slaying it.
 

Simeon Ivanov

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Befriend. The way I see it, he'd say good things about you to his dragon bro's and you will be able to RIDE HIM! C'mon guys, riding a dragon! Tell me that doesn't provoke something in your pants
 

Athol

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Ultrajoe said:
You get to pick, maybe, which leg of your pants your fear runs down.
I'd go with the "down both legs, front and back, both orifces...at high flow"
 

Ruwrak

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NightmareLuna said:
Zing said:
Defeat and consume it's essence and learn it's secrets that way. I can then turn into a dragon myself.

Yes. I can consume the essence of Dragons. I'm that badass.
In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin. DRAGONBORN!
So weird noone made that comment yet :p
I was waiting for it ^_^





Truth be told, dragons will have you for lunch. Then again, slaying a dragon and dipping yourself in it's blood is said to give you it's mythical long lifespan and it's powers.

Eh, I'd still tuck tail and run to be honest, not that it would matter alot since humans are slow x3
Or maybe present him with some shiny gifts?
 

Cazza

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After playing Drakan all those years ago I would love to have a friendly dragon.
 

zama174

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bootz said:
Spike is my pet dragon's name. He's good at writing and sending messages.
Dear Princess Trollestia, today I managed to make friends with a full grown dragon, and I must say I would have much preferred him as my slave then tiny Spike.

Always your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle.

P.S. For the New Lunar Republic!
 

Karadalis

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Ofcourse beating the snot out of each other and then befriending the dragon while emptying the nearest tavern together with my new draconic friend ^^
 

Durgiun

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Depends. If the damn thing tries to eat me, I'll kill it.

If it doesn't, I'll try and be nice to it.

But if I did befriend one, I'd name it Mirko.
 

Infernai

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Befriend, definitely befriend. If Drakengard proved anything it was that having a dragon on your side can make any situation a WHOLE lot easier and ensures that you will never be outnumbered. I mean, let's be honest, show of hands who would actually try to fuck with me if i had a pet dragon that could burn and tear you to pieces?


...Yeah, that's what i thought.
 

SkyKitty

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...Why would you kill them?

What could possibly be bad about having a group of dragons as a friend?

Guy steals your credit card? Call over one or two of them to teach him a lesson.
 

Racecarlock

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I shall learn the dragon language and become the friend of all dragons. And possibly a dragon-human ambassador. Man that job title is badass.
 

Doclector

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Before dark souls: "SLAY THE EVIL LIZARDS!"

After dark souls: "Kill? They...can actually die?"
 

Lizardon

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If it's intelligent I would attempt to befriend it, and when that falls through I'd go for the kill.

If it was a beast I would attempt to tame it. I would love it and feed it and wash it and take it for walks and I love it so very very very much!
Unless he makes a mess on the carpet, then he's dead.