Dragons: Slay or befriend?

Durgiun

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Depends. If the damn thing tries to eat me, I'll kill it.

If it doesn't, I'll try and be nice to it.

But if I did befriend one, I'd name it Mirko.
 

Infernai

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Befriend, definitely befriend. If Drakengard proved anything it was that having a dragon on your side can make any situation a WHOLE lot easier and ensures that you will never be outnumbered. I mean, let's be honest, show of hands who would actually try to fuck with me if i had a pet dragon that could burn and tear you to pieces?


...Yeah, that's what i thought.
 

SkyKitty

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...Why would you kill them?

What could possibly be bad about having a group of dragons as a friend?

Guy steals your credit card? Call over one or two of them to teach him a lesson.
 

Racecarlock

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I shall learn the dragon language and become the friend of all dragons. And possibly a dragon-human ambassador. Man that job title is badass.
 

Doclector

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Before dark souls: "SLAY THE EVIL LIZARDS!"

After dark souls: "Kill? They...can actually die?"
 

Lizardon

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If it's intelligent I would attempt to befriend it, and when that falls through I'd go for the kill.

If it was a beast I would attempt to tame it. I would love it and feed it and wash it and take it for walks and I love it so very very very much!
Unless he makes a mess on the carpet, then he's dead.
 

Laser Priest

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Dragons are pretty much the most rad things ever, so I'd befriend one if given the chance.
 

Voodoomancer

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Befriend it, no doubt about that.

Why? *points at rest of thread* everything's already been said.
 

Saint of M

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Befriend, Dragons are my favorite mythical monster. I shall dub thee Godzilla, and we shall have a weeny roste at the KKK headquarters, and tell it all those guys in white sheets are really marshmallows.
 

Scarim Coral

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Depend how much intelligent its got and if I ale to reason with it. Ideally I want to befriend it but if it's too savage and beast like than I got no choice but to kill it.
 

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Please ... dragon slaying is so 12th century. Befriending dragons is all the rage now ...

In all honesty, if dragons are these magical powerhouses they are alluded to be, befriending one would be awesome. Steal me a couple of those juicy arcane tidbits....
 

lockeslylcrit

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Depends on their color and composition.

Metallic = Befriend.
Chromatic = Slay.
Gem = Avoid unless given reason to otherwise.
 

ThatLankyBastard

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I don't want to kill a dragon, their species is mystic, mighty, and relatively few!

So I'd spare it of me defeating it...

...and we'd be best friends!!!!
 

Project_Omega

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masonfr8kr said:
Defeating a dragon in single combat is said to be among the greatest feats of mythical heroes. However, befriending a dragon to learn ancient mysteries would have its own rewards. Which would you do?
Befriend, of course!

When I mean befriend I mean either :

Enslave, break and control - Red Dragons/Aggressive-Evil ones.

Befriend, Love, Care for and respect - Other dragons, especially the white ones.

Especially in their human form, Especially in their female form.

Kuwabunga!
 

The Last Parade

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NightmareLuna said:
Zing said:
Defeat and consume it's essence and learn it's secrets that way. I can then turn into a dragon myself.

Yes. I can consume the essence of Dragons. I'm that badass.
In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin. DRAGONBORN!
holy shit, what is this?
forged in gods very flame
do mine eyes, tell me lies?
a new Elder Scrolls game?
 
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Slay - for three reasons:
a) I can eat it's corpse to gain it's powers.
b) I can forge it's hide into a suit of dragon scalemail.
c) Movie rights.
 

Grimbold

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Kill.
Because dragons are wild, stupid creatures that harass villagers and kill maidens. Also they tend to guard vast treasures, eating their heart will let me talk to birds, bathing in their blood will make me invincible and I could make much profit selling the carcass to a museum.