Dream girl (Or Guy.. or shemale... or Tranny...)

[DrDeath3191]

A girl so amazing she cannot be described with words.

Yeah, I'm lazy, so what?

 

[Jedamethis]

A blonde **** who will listen to whatever the fuck I tell her

Enjoy the... well I doubt Banhammer, but...

The Suspension Screwdriver will be nailing you soon!

The Suspension Screwdriver? only thing you could think of?
*cough*[sub]sword, scimitar, shotgun[/sub]*cough*

 

[Molten Discharge]

A guy with a beautiful smile that makes me chuckle like a crazy person, not big but firm arms, he's also gotta be funny and make me want to do things I would be too scared to try alone. A cute behind is always a bonus. Oh and most importantly he's also gotta be a good kisser and hold me at night to show he cares.
God I'm so ronery ;_;

 

[JediMB]

Cute and smart, and more capable of holding a conversation than I am.

 

[I am Jack's smirking revenge]

A pretty girl who is smart and witty...That's really all I care about.

 

[Stoic raptor]

Well, she should be optimistic.
Optimistic girls are more fun to hang around with

 

[Radeonx]

unfortunately a girl version of me wouldn't be so amazing, alright but nothing to be exited about

A girl version of me would be perfect because I am, of course, perfect.

I thought you were done with your ego-boost today, but I guess I was wrong.
OT: Someone that thinks like me, acts like me, and looks good, in my opinion.

 

[Fairee]

I don't really have a dream anyone. They could be male or female, tall or short, skinny or fat. I'd rather get to know someone for who they are than think "This is the kinda person I wanna date."

Although I have found someone pretty amazing recently. He evens thinks I'm hot >////>

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

A blonde **** who will listen to whatever the fuck I tell her

Enjoy the... well I doubt Banhammer, but...

The Suspension Screwdriver will be nailing you soon!

The Suspension Screwdriver? only thing you could think of?
*cough*[sub]sword[/sub]*cough*

Yeah, but I was going for the whole 'toolbox' theme.

 

[ToMegaTherion]

an anti-rascist metalhead that loves twisted humor. That's all I want, and that's exactly what I have

 

[Lunar Shadow]

A pretty girl who is smart and witty...That's really all I care about.

This + up to trying new things. Too bad there is a girl I know that is like this, but she is taken >.<

 

[Snotnarok]

I don't have a dream partner, asexual, I'd like to be someones dream girl though (that's supposed to be weird because I'm a dood)

 

[Andalusa]

Nice, smart and funny.

I think physical attributes will be harder for me to define as I've only been physically attracted to one guy, who I'll probably never see again.

 

[Radeonx]

I thought you were done with your ego-boost today, but I guess I was wrong.
OT: Someone that thinks like me, acts like me, and looks good, in my opinion.

I'm actually almost completely serious.
I cannot think of a better person than myself, and not for a lack of trying.

What can I say?
I'm horrible.

Well, that's what most people's feelings are. But, if your ego collides with an alter version of you's ego, won't the entire universe implode in a hellstorm of narcissism?

 

[Arrers]

Is that really such a narcissitic desire? Loads of guys fall in love with women who are essetially just like them but with longer hair, so to speak.

Actually, short hair looks better on the girls I prefer.
But that's just me.

I always took it on a girl by girl basis. It looks great when they can pull it off, but when the can't, they can't.

Oh well, it was just a figure of speech anyways.

 

[Jedamethis]

A blonde **** who will listen to whatever the fuck I tell her

Enjoy the... well I doubt Banhammer, but...

The Suspension Screwdriver will be nailing you soon!

The Suspension Screwdriver? only thing you could think of?
*cough*[sub]sword[/sub]*cough*

I see.....that must say something about me that I thought of a warhammer first......hmmm
perhaps there could be Probation........Pliers?

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

I have no idea. I thought I found my dreamgirl once, and we had a relationship that lasted for over two years. But things turned sour, she simply couldn't live up to the things she had given herself out to be. And I had to break it off eventually.

But I didn't know what kind of dreamgirl I had before her either, so It'll come to me, somehow...

 

[Molten Discharge]

A blonde **** who will listen to whatever the fuck I tell her

Enjoy the... well I doubt Banhammer, but...

The Suspension Screwdriver will be nailing you soon!

The Suspension Screwdriver? only thing you could think of?
*cough*[sub]sword[/sub]*cough*

The "Mighty Sword of Suspension" or w/e could indeed catch on