Dream girl (Or Guy.. or shemale... or Tranny...)

WhiteTiger225

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G1eet said:
Jedamethis said:
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Pilot Bush said:
A blonde **** who will listen to whatever the fuck I tell her
Enjoy the... well I doubt Banhammer, but...

The Suspension Screwdriver will be nailing you soon!
The Suspension Screwdriver? only thing you could think of?
*cough*[sub]sword, scimitar, shotgun[/sub]*cough*
The Excommunication Estoc?
The Probation Probe?
 

Xpwn3ntial

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Brunette, blue eyes, bit of a tan (at least less pale than me), doesn't care too much about how she dresses... come to think of it, I've met a lot of girls like that.
 

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4thegreatergood said:
Brunette, blue eyes, bit of a tan (at least less pale than me), doesn't care too much about how she dresses... come to think of it, I've met a lot of girls like that.
Basically, just a female version of me. Does that make me narcissistic?
 

thepj

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A red-head who's shorter than me and knows how to keep a converstion going for more than five minutes. Alas i met her and it turns out she likes one of my friends, i will now proceed to bitterly fuck up their friendship cause i'm a twisted basterd. but i really don't like the idea of a dream girl cause if i didn't go for anyother girl than a dream gilr who meets every standerd i have (but i must say never ever to fat chicks), i would die a virgin.
 

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Pilot Bush said:
A blonde **** who will listen to whatever the fuck I tell her
[whistle]you don't mess around do you?

As for me, I wish I could have someone, or three, that looks like the main female characters from pokemon; all three of them misty, may, and dawn.
 

ae86gamer

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My dream guy would be have all my personality and traits, but just in a male body.

[sup]I'm self absorbed. Leave me alone.[/sup]
 

Daedalus1942

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I'm waiting for someone to actually describe a transsexual as their dream woman. That could be quite funny. (I have nothing against TS's) A friend of mine is transgendered. So, feel free to try and flame me,but I have nothing but the utmost respect for women from ALL walks of life.
 

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ssgt splatter said:
Pilot Bush said:
A blonde **** who will listen to whatever the fuck I tell her
[whistle]you don't mess around do you?

As for me, I wish I could have someone, or three, that looks like the main female characters from pokemon; all three of them misty, may, and dawn.
i think you have a problem, kind sir.
 

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Daedalus1942 said:
I'm waiting for someone to actually describe a transsexual as their dream woman. That could be quite funny. (I have nothing against TS's) A friend of mine is transgendered. So, feel free to try and flame me,but I have nothing but the utmost respect for women from ALL walks of life.
Does it help that My dream girl should have the power to morph into a shemale at will? (God what has the internet done to me >.<)
 

garfoldsomeoneelse

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The girl I'm with. Finding her was akin to striking gold and oil in my backyard at the same time.

No. Wait. Golden oil. Burns so clean that a Hummer gets 500mpgs running on it.

That's how perfect she is.

Touch her and die.
 

superspartan004

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this

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/thumb/f/fe/Aerith_Gainsborough_Nomura_art.jpg/200px-Aerith_Gainsborough_Nomura_art.jpg
 

LiftYourSkinnyFists

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To have a pre-consistant idea of what your ideal would be I find really makes finding a person who is right for you I won't say perfect but as close as it can be.
The reason being because having that predefined ideal means you'll be looking for that in a person, if you can't find that they aren't for you but if you liked this person but then thought how differentiated they are from your ideal you'll see more flaws rather than whats good. But my check list works out something like this.

- Dirt blonde, Brown, Ginge
- Small - medium breast ( Has to follow this rule "More than a mouthful but at least a handful")
- Nice ass
 

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Swollen Goat said:
Milla Jovovich. Thank god we have famous people to use as references!
This or Heiðu Embla Elfarsdóttir(a girl that i actually know.)
 

Daedalus1942

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WhiteTiger225 said:
Daedalus1942 said:
I'm waiting for someone to actually describe a transsexual as their dream woman. That could be quite funny. (I have nothing against TS's) A friend of mine is transgendered. So, feel free to try and flame me,but I have nothing but the utmost respect for women from ALL walks of life.
Does it help that My dream girl should have the power to morph into a shemale at will? (God what has the internet done to me >.<)
That's... Umm interesting to say the least.. I.. er... wish you luck with that? :S
Also, if you want to have any luck with those types of women, you'd do well to remember "shemale" is a derogitory term in the Transgendered community.