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photog212

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DannyBoy451 said:
photog212 said:
DannyBoy451 said:
I drink beer and cider, because I am a man.

Cocktails are for women, and men who use conditioner.
Yes wimpy girly men like: Winston Churchill, Humphrey Bogart, Ernest Hemingway, F Scott Fitzgerald, George Orwell, Jack Kerouac, and Jackie Gleason.

You insult the cocktail because you have never had a good one.
Congratulations for failing to spot someone not being serious on the internet.

I happen to enjoy a Southern Comfort and ginger ale
Congratulations to you as well. Cheers.
 

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EMFCRACKSHOT said:
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I love jeager bombs. Best drink ever
They are indeed the best drinks, rather than shots as that is taken by pure Jager. I'm the 17 year-old who goes to a party with Jager and Monster Energy as opposed to alcopops and I'm proud.
As you should be. I introduced almost all of my friends to it a a party and now they are all hooked.
Do you do them properly though? Jaeger in a shot glass, inside a bigger glass with half a can of energy drink then bomb it. (i find tescos own brand works just as well as name brand energy drinks)
And i have forgotten the name, but you mix half cider, half lager and a little bit of blackcurrent. I find it a cheap and effective yet tasty way of getting drunk.
You're thinking of a 'Snakebite and Black", or a 'Black and Black' if the cider you use is Blackthorn.
 

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EMFCRACKSHOT said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
EMFCRACKSHOT said:
I love jeager bombs. Best drink ever
They are indeed the best drinks, rather than shots as that is taken by pure Jager. I'm the 17 year-old who goes to a party with Jager and Monster Energy as opposed to alcopops and I'm proud.
As you should be. I introduced almost all of my friends to it a a party and now they are all hooked.
Do you do them properly though? Jaeger in a shot glass, inside a bigger glass with half a can of energy drink then bomb it.
No, we're too poor for actual glasses so we all drink half a can on the way to wherever we're drinking then pour in what's probably 2 or 3 shots worth, shake slightly and down it.
 
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Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce you to...the Coffeegasm[sup]©[/sup].

Mix Baileys cream, a little vodka (optional for extra drunkeness), Tia Maria, and a small amount of either ice cream, preferably vanilla (Slightly melted), or double cream. If you're using Ice cream, blend it really really well. Once it's a slightly thick, smooth liquid, enjoy. Having vanilla extract on hand if you didn't use the ice cream can really help.

I was feeling inventive one day, and haven't looked back since. God damn it's good.
 

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Guys, I have a drink that'll make you popular with the ladies.
I don't know what it's called and I don't have an official name for it but for now I'm going with "Get me drunk punch"
It's amaretto and cranberry juice.
And oddly enough, if you use a twizzler as a straw, it tastes even better.
 

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Let's see if I get ninja'd on this...

EMFCRACKSHOT said:
I love jeager bombs. Best drink ever
And if anyone knows the recipe for the screaming orgasm or pussy juice i would be very appreciative (yes, they are real drinks, i bought them at some bar in leeds but dont remember whats in them. And i can't use google (if you need the reason why explained to you then you dont know the internet))
There's a couple (at least) different versions of each, but here's the ones I know...

Screaming Orgasm:

* 1 oz Vodka
* 1 1/2 oz Bailey's irish cream
* 1/2 oz Kahlua

Mixing instructions:

Pour first vodka, then Bailey's, then Kahlua into a cocktail glass over crushed ice. Stir. Caution: use only high quality vodka. Cheap vodka can cause the Bailey's to curdle. Test your brand of vodka by mixing 1 Tsp each of vodka and Bailey's first.
I was going to ask for ideas with Baileys, so thank you very much, sir.
 

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
No, we're too poor for actual glasses so we all drink half a can on the way to wherever we're drinking then pour in what's probably 2 or 3 shots worth, shake slightly and down it.
When you get the chance to do it my way, do it. It also gets you drunk a little bit faster so you save yourself more jaeger for next time.
Do you spell jaeger ae or ea? i have really confused myself now XD
 

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EMFCRACKSHOT said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
No, we're too poor for actual glasses so we all drink half a can on the way to wherever we're drinking then pour in what's probably 2 or 3 shots worth, shake slightly and down it.
When you get the chance to do it my way, do it. It also gets you drunk a little bit faster so you save yourself more jaeger for next time.
Do you spell jaeger ae or ea? i have really confused myself now XD
I spell it Jager, I even occasionally remember to put the umlaut on the A.
 

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No, we're too poor for actual glasses so we all drink half a can on the way to wherever we're drinking then pour in what's probably 2 or 3 shots worth, shake slightly and down it.
This. A thousand times this.

However, I myself drink Golden (half lager, half bitter) and 50's (half guiness, half mild). I dunno how exactly i got into them, perhaps because I spend all day bloody serving them, but darned if they aren't tasty. However, NEVER have a pint of Golden then a pint of 50. It will knock seven shades of shit out of you.
 

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I'm adding this page to my favourites, you guys.

Also, I do believe it to be hilarious that first there's the 'cure for alcoholism' thread, and SECONDS LATER this one pops up.
 

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Con Carne said:
Guys, I have a drink that'll make you popular with the ladies.
I don't know what it's called and I don't have an official name for it but for now I'm going with "Get me drunk punch"
It's amaretto and cranberry juice.
And oddly enough, if you use a twizzler as a straw, it tastes even better.
I believe it is called a 'kiss' or 'amaretto kiss'.
 

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My favourite are Irish Car Bombs, best had in a beer mug.

Instructions are as follows

3/4 pint Guinness stout
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish cream
1/2 shot Jameson Irish whiskey

Add the Bailey's and Jameson to a shot glass, layering the Bailey's on the bottom. Pour the Guinness into a pint glass or beer mug 3/4 of the way full and let settle. Drop the shot glass into the Guinness and chug.

Drink it fast, otherwise it starts to curdle.
 

photog212

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Cairo said:
Trifixion said:
Let's see if I get ninja'd on this...

EMFCRACKSHOT said:
I love jeager bombs. Best drink ever
And if anyone knows the recipe for the screaming orgasm or pussy juice i would be very appreciative (yes, they are real drinks, i bought them at some bar in leeds but dont remember whats in them. And i can't use google (if you need the reason why explained to you then you dont know the internet))
There's a couple (at least) different versions of each, but here's the ones I know...

Screaming Orgasm:

* 1 oz Vodka
* 1 1/2 oz Bailey's irish cream
* 1/2 oz Kahlua

Mixing instructions:

Pour first vodka, then Bailey's, then Kahlua into a cocktail glass over crushed ice. Stir. Caution: use only high quality vodka. Cheap vodka can cause the Bailey's to curdle. Test your brand of vodka by mixing 1 Tsp each of vodka and Bailey's first.
I was going to ask for ideas with Baileys, so thank you very much, sir.
Another one is the Irish Car Bomb. Equal parts Baileys and Irish Whiskey, mixed with a pint of Guinness.
Edit-The guy above me beat me to it, but here it is again.
 

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I am a big fan of Bloody Knuckles and Black and Blues.

Bloody Knuckles

1/2 pint cherry wheat (sam adams) in glass first
1/2 pint guinness on top

Black and Blue

Same as Bloody Knuckles, but use a blueberry ale

The Cherry Wheat and Blueberry ale always go first because they are denser than Guinness, if you do it the other way, you'll mix them and ruin the effect of having a half dark/ half light glass of ale. Also this way they stay separate and you can better identify the tastes of each beer as you drink.
 

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Dr Hyde: Peach schnapps, malibu, jaegermeister, blue curaco, cranberry juice and pineapple juice. Trust me on this one it's good.

Toasted White Russian is also good: Premium vodka, kahlua, milk/cream, dashes of galliano and amaretto
 

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Duck Fart:

1) Fill a DOUBLE shotglass 1/3 of the way with COLD (refrigerator) Kahlua

2) Layer on top of that, 1/3 of COLD (refrigerator) Bailey's Irish Cream

3) Layer on top of that, 1/3 of ICE COLD (freezer) Whiskey, preferably Jack Daniel's Single Barrel or Maker's Mark

To make neat layers, turn a spoon upside down and place just above the most recent layer. Pour the next layer onto the underside of the spoon and the next layer will fall neatly on top of the last. It doesn't affect the taste to have it messy though.

*You do not have to like Whiskey to enjoy this. I know because I actually don't like Whiskey. This shot tastes like a damn liquid candy bar...with a punch.
 

teutonicman

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Scotch. Or if you want a drink that has more than one ingredient then go for the gin and tonic.
 

Con Carne

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photog212 said:
Con Carne said:
Guys, I have a drink that'll make you popular with the ladies.
I don't know what it's called and I don't have an official name for it but for now I'm going with "Get me drunk punch"
It's amaretto and cranberry juice.
And oddly enough, if you use a twizzler as a straw, it tastes even better.
I believe it is called a 'kiss' or 'amaretto kiss'.
Thank you. That name sounds much better than what I was using.
 

troyrich

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Rusty nail

Brandy + Benedictine

thought admittedly i prefer the Benedictine alone.. it's a nice drink if you like brandy.
 

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teutonicman said:
Scotch. Or if you want a drink that has more than one ingredient then go for the gin and tonic.
You took the words and the whiskey from my mouth.