I recently took a cooking course in France and with every meal there was a selection of wine. As french beers are all horrible I got really into drinking wine and really enjoy the selection of wines to go with meals. But just now I told my friend on facebook not to go with a Beaujolais with his duck meal but to pick a Merlot of some sort instead. It was as I typed it that I realised I was a twat. Fortunately I don't care because of the world of delights I have opened myself up to by starting drinking wine. So basically hands up if you have an unhealthy obsession with wine... or tell us all about your unhealthy obsession with other types of alcohol. Or tell me I'm weird and a twat, whatever.